Programmer:

What is a programmer?

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#1 Mikhail  Icon User is offline

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Programmer:

Posted 09 June 2008 - 03:50 PM

pro·gram·mer (n) An organism capable of converting caffeine into code.

Programmer A "You started on that program yet? When's it due anyway?"

Programmer B "Nah, not yet, and its due tomorrow morning at eight!"

Programmer A "Damn, you gonna get it done in time?"

Programmer B "Yeah, I've got a bottle of Stacker II's and a pot of coffee, I should be fine."

True or False discuss.

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#2 KYA  Icon User is offline

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Re: Programmer:

Posted 09 June 2008 - 04:14 PM

I like coffee :^:
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Re: Programmer:

Posted 09 June 2008 - 05:27 PM

Oh man, I gotta say false, I knew a dude that loaded up on the Stacker II and couldn't tell the difference between an if statement and a for loop.
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Posted 09 June 2008 - 07:26 PM

Damn.. now I'm gonna have to drop the peracet, codine, and vicodin, and go grab some stacker II and check it out...
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Re: Programmer:

Posted 09 June 2008 - 08:50 PM

I must say true.. :blink:
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Re: Programmer:

Posted 09 June 2008 - 09:26 PM

I don't think so. From my experience I code better later at night (or at elast got more done), but I don't use the caffeine.

Water is so much better :)

I just think it is easier toget things done without distractions.
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Re: Programmer:

Posted 09 June 2008 - 11:03 PM

I vote for coffee!
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Re: Programmer:

Posted 09 June 2008 - 11:30 PM

I'm a very irregular coffee drinker. I only drink coffee when I mistake it for hot chocolate shiz.
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Re: Programmer:

Posted 09 June 2008 - 11:43 PM

Hot chocolate is equally awesome (more so if there is whipped cream and sliver almonds or w/e)
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Re: Programmer:

Posted 10 June 2008 - 01:44 AM

I never drink coffee!
However I'm a developer/engineer, not a programmer :P At least that is what's written about me, usually.
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