14 Replies - 927 Views - Last Post: 10 August 2008 - 11:32 PM
Posted 28 July 2008 - 10:37 AM
This is how we're going to do this, I'm going to start it with something completely ridiculous, weird and totally random that my girlfriend said to me the other night. (she actually had a reason for saying it but that's besides the point..). Then the next person and so fourth. IT HAS TO BE SOMETHING THAT SOMEBODY ACTUALLY SAID TO YOU.. or you said..
From the mouth of my sweetheart:
"Baby, toenails are not confetti!!"
Replies To: Randomness
Posted 28 July 2008 - 12:52 PM
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<Zybl0re> get on up
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<phxl|paper> and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances -<
* nmp3bot dances |-<
* nmp3bot dances /-<
<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet
<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you shit on the floor, and you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually landed, and spend like 5 minutes looking for it
<VolteFace`> oh shit
<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you DROP shit
Posted 28 July 2008 - 01:01 PM
Posted 28 July 2008 - 02:16 PM
<Chief> This is where they guys like to come down and conjugate.
<SmartAss Sailor> (under breath) amo, amas, amat, amamus, amatis, amant.
(yes... the smart ass Sailor was me -- I didn't really love the chief, though I was very fond of the captain I didn't love him either... but that was the only Latin verb I really knew how to conjugate at the time).
<Same Chief> I have been to bat for your guys, I have fought this tooth and comb.
This post has been edited by NickDMax: 28 July 2008 - 02:16 PM
Posted 28 July 2008 - 03:24 PM
my fav so far "Marketing to IT worker: Would you stop looking in my trash and judging me?"
Posted 28 July 2008 - 04:19 PM
<Me> So what did you do at the sitter's today?
<Kid #2> Went bowling.
<Kid #1> And played outside.
<Kid #2> And had cookies.
<Kid #1> How do you get pregnant?
<Me> **Chokes on tater tot.**
Posted 28 July 2008 - 05:15 PM
Posted 30 July 2008 - 08:08 PM
Posted 02 August 2008 - 06:16 AM
A lot of people make too much of an effort to be random, so it ends up not being random.
Rather than random, think spontineity~
But then again, I live in a town full of chavs and "random emos" who will introduce themselves by telling you that their name is Bob or Dave (regardless of whether they're boys or girls) and that they're random.
Posted 10 August 2008 - 11:05 PM
This was said by a girl in church today. They were playing Bible bingo and her bingo card had "Peter" (which represents 1st and 2nd Peter, two books in the New Testament of the Bible.) So she wanted him to pick all her numbers on her card. I thought of this thread when she said it, though.
Posted 10 August 2008 - 11:32 PM
i know it's not quite random but meh.