[Whizzy]

Ok.. Let's fill in the blank...

B O O _ S

_ _ N D O M

F _ _ K

P _ N _ S

P U _ S _

S _ X


vvv Answers vvv
BOOKS, RANDOM, FORK, PANTS, PULSE, SIX

Now be honest... You got all six wrong, didn't you? You dirty minded little pervert....

This post has been edited by Whizzy: 13 February 2011 - 12:24 AM

[no2pencil]

B O O Z S

R A N D O M

F O L K

P U N T S

P U L S E

S O X

Suck it Wizzy.

[NeoTifa]

Dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He tests it at dinner.
"Son, where were you today?"
The son says" at school."
Robot slaps the son!
"Ok, I watched a dvd at a friends house!"
"What dvd?" "
Toy story."
Robot slaps the son again!
"Ok, it was a pooorno" cries the son.
"What! When I was your age I didn't know what pooorno was" says the dad.
Robot slaps the dad!
Mom laughs, "He's your son."
Robot slaps the mom

[DxnadxC]

A blind man walk into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

[Roonil Wazlib]

John Cena loses.

[Bort]

Might already be in here, might not. Still funny

My Solicitor parked his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues.

As he was getting out of the car, a truck came speeding along too close to the kerb and took off the door before zooming off..

More than a little distraught, the Solicitor grabbed his mobile and called the police.

Five minutes later, the police arrive.. Before the policeman had a chance to ask any questions, the man started screaming hysterically: “My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it's at the panel beaters, it'll simply never be the same again!”

After the man finally finished his rant, the policeman shook his head in disgust.

“I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Solicitors are.” he said. ”You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life.”

“How can you say such a thing at a time like this?” sobbed the Porsche owner.

The policeman replied: “Didn't you realise that your arm was torn off when the truck hit you?”

The Solicitor looked down in horror.

“F*****g hell !” he screamed. ”Where's my Rolex ????”