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398 Replies - 51128 Views - Last Post: 08 October 2013 - 01:20 PM

#391 Whizzy  Icon User is offline

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Posted 13 February 2011 - 12:23 AM

Ok.. Let's fill in the blank...

B O O _ S

_ _ N D O M

F _ _ K

P _ N _ S

P U _ S _

S _ X


vvv Answers vvv
BOOKS, RANDOM, FORK, PANTS, PULSE, SIX

Now be honest... You got all six wrong, didn't you? You dirty minded little pervert.... :)

This post has been edited by Whizzy: 13 February 2011 - 12:24 AM


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Posted 14 February 2011 - 11:35 PM

B O O Z S

R A N D O M

F O L K

P U N T S

P U L S E

S O X

:P Suck it Wizzy.

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Posted 21 September 2011 - 08:46 AM

Dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He tests it at dinner.
"Son, where were you today?"
The son says" at school."
Robot slaps the son!
"Ok, I watched a dvd at a friends house!"
"What dvd?" "
Toy story."
Robot slaps the son again!
"Ok, it was a pooorno" cries the son.
"What! When I was your age I didn't know what pooorno was" says the dad.
Robot slaps the dad!
Mom laughs, "He's your son."
Robot slaps the mom

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 03:49 AM

A blind man walk into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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Posted 04 August 2012 - 03:37 AM

John Cena loses.

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Posted 03 September 2012 - 08:52 AM

Might already be in here, might not. Still funny :)

My Solicitor parked his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues.

As he was getting out of the car, a truck came speeding along too close to the kerb and took off the door before zooming off..

More than a little distraught, the Solicitor grabbed his mobile and called the police.

Five minutes later, the police arrive.. Before the policeman had a chance to ask any questions, the man started screaming hysterically: “My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it's at the panel beaters, it'll simply never be the same again!”

After the man finally finished his rant, the policeman shook his head in disgust.

“I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Solicitors are.” he said. ”You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life.”

“How can you say such a thing at a time like this?” sobbed the Porsche owner.

The policeman replied: “Didn't you realise that your arm was torn off when the truck hit you?”

The Solicitor looked down in horror.

“F*****g hell !” he screamed. ”Where's my Rolex ????”

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Posted 02 September 2013 - 07:55 AM

Yeah, I know it's been almost a year to the day since this thread was last updated, but it's still the right thread for jokes, so here is a good one I recently received.

Robert Mugabe and his family decide to go on holiday to celebrate his 7th re-election. Grace, his wife, John, his son, and Sarah, his daughter want to visit the Bahamas, but Mugabe wants to go to Dubai. They decided to vote on it:

Bahamas: 3
Dubai: 68

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Posted 01 October 2013 - 05:51 AM

Two guys were being measured for suit's when the one took off his shirt. On seeing this the second guy notices the
guy with him has on a bra. Unable to contain himself he asks, "When did you start wearing a bra?"

First guy responds, "when my wife found it in my car and asked who's it was."

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Re: jokes

Posted 08 October 2013 - 01:20 PM

x = 0x2;

That nibble just flipped me off!

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