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Posted 30 August 2008 - 02:42 PM

I was kidding, but I love calculus and i love jokes so when the two come together...

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Posted 30 August 2008 - 02:43 PM

I hope you were kiddin'! lol

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Posted 30 August 2008 - 02:46 PM

I could blow a jokey, calculusly load

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Posted 30 August 2008 - 04:50 PM

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You don't know how close i was to masturbating to your calculus jokes.

Okay, now I am definately scarred for life...

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Posted 30 August 2008 - 06:40 PM

hmm no one has ever jokingly used the phrase "masterbate" when they joined something so immensely? ;)

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Posted 30 August 2008 - 07:24 PM

**Adult Joke** (highlight)

A man hurts his knee golfing. He goes to see a doctor. The doctor tells the man, "You need to stop masturbating." Shocked, the man asks why. The doctor then tells him, "Because I'm trying to look at your knee!"

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Posted 30 August 2008 - 07:48 PM

Here's more, not really adult, just disturbed.

**Adult**

Q: What is the difference between a hooker and an onion?
A: Onions make you cry when you chop them up

Q:How do you make a dog stop humping your leg?
A:Pick him up and suck his dick.

Q:what's yellow and green and eats nuts?
A:Gonorrhea

Q:Why do dogs lick their balls?
A:Because they can't make a fist.


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Posted 31 August 2008 - 07:26 AM

HAHAHA :^:

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Posted 01 September 2008 - 04:09 AM

Should have had nsfw instead of the subtle ****Adult**** bit

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Posted 01 September 2008 - 09:25 AM

Any other jokes?

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Posted 01 September 2008 - 09:28 AM

Want to hear a dirty joke?

A boy got dirty.

Want to hear a clean joke?

A boy took a bath with bubbles.

Want to hear a really clean joke?

His sister's name was Bubbles.

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Re: jokes

Posted 01 September 2008 - 09:44 AM

View PostKYA, on 1 Sep, 2008 - 09:28 AM, said:

Want to hear a dirty joke?

A boy got dirty.

Want to hear a clean joke?

A boy took a bath with bubbles.

Want to hear a really clean joke?

His sister's name was Bubbles.

Funny (no sarcism)

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Posted 01 September 2008 - 09:45 AM

That is the granddaddy of dirty jokes. Old as Methuselah.

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Posted 01 September 2008 - 10:33 AM

The student ran to his teacher... "Look, we found this Hieroglyphic..."
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The teacher looked at and said, "What does it say?"
The student though about it and said

" I think it shows that they revered woman above all else.
It shows donkeys were used as the beast of burden.
It tells me, in times of drought, they turned to the sea for food.
and that they were religious."

The teacher let out a sigh, and said "No wonder you are failing... You read it RIGHT to LEFT. It says, Holy mackeral, look at the ass on that bitch."

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Re: jokes

Posted 01 September 2008 - 11:24 AM

Good one ^_^

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