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all time quotes

Posted 09 December 2002 - 08:29 PM

best quotes of all time..

comedic or serious.
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Re: all time quotes

Posted 09 December 2002 - 09:59 PM

"no tyler, you can't have the FLA"
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Re: all time quotes

Posted 10 December 2002 - 02:05 AM

employee @ work : "can you zip an mp3"
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Re: all time quotes

Posted 10 December 2002 - 04:58 AM

friend: You're lazy.
me: I'm a webdesigner.
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Re: all time quotes

Posted 10 December 2002 - 06:37 AM

"The only failure, is to have never tried at all."
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Re: all time quotes

Posted 10 December 2002 - 06:55 AM

Master Tang: Be like a monkey in a pinata, hiding with the candy, hoping the children don't break through.
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Re: all time quotes

Posted 10 December 2002 - 10:50 AM

"Dude! You're getting a Dell!"
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Re: all time quotes

Posted 10 December 2002 - 11:32 AM

I feel more like I do right now than I did before.
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Re: all time quotes

Posted 10 December 2002 - 12:39 PM

That you succeed is not enough. Others must fail.
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Re: all time quotes

Posted 10 December 2002 - 12:48 PM

Fuck you, Fuck you, Fuck you, Your Cool, Fuck you, Im out
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Re: all time quotes

Posted 10 December 2002 - 03:20 PM

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Fri Dec 14 2001 - [8.50.00 pm][@capty99]: i am such a girl
Sat Dec 15 2001 - [8.58.41 pm][@capty99]: haha, no , good times is the threat i got 2 day from that hacker, exact quote "i will bring all hell raining down on your computer if one more damn gay porn email gets in my box 2 day"
Sat Dec 15 2001 - [9.09.41 pm][@capty99]: i blow admins. :)
Sat Feb 9 2002 - [9.46.35 pm][capty99]: actually, chris is the father.
Mon Jan 7 2002 - [5.45.14 pm][JainDough]: Its from all the time i spend sitting on the front porch drinkin' forties out of brown paper bags and freestyling with my homies
Mon Jan 7 2002 - [5.45.14 pm][JainDough]: lol...wait a second, 15??? jeebus. Its not a bad thing but..but..you are simply just way to cool to be 15 :D
Fri Feb 1 2002 - [10.33.03 pm][@JainDough]: sloth is exempt from all put downs, the fact that he maintains such funkaliciousness at his age gives him the right to do what he damn well wants :)
Thu Feb 7 2002 - [8.57.29 pm][JainDough]: i know its hard for capty, especially having not hit puberty yet and all. so how is that training bra coming along again dear?
Thu Sep 27 - [jaredigital]: sorry 'bout the vomit and such, leshy. these boys are like family. i put 'em thru hell on earth in boot camp so they'd be hardened killing machines here on the field. we're family, see? <takes a big drag off a cigar> i tell ya, when this thread got started, it seemed innocent. the plan was, we send in the Airborne to assess the threat, and get the hell out. only this time something went horribly wrong. bodies were falling everywhere, the carnage was horrible!!! i watched some of my best soldiers lose all their dignity as they fought for a piece of the pie... *sniff*, God bless blutrane, he's got moxie, that's for sure. he just got a little too anxious and got wounded in his self-esteem. <wipes a tear from eye> buck up, troops! fall in! regroup!
Fri Sep 28 2001 - [10.29.11 pm][jaredigital]: oh, i was thinking win2k was ME
Tue Nov 27 2001 - [10.06.01 pm][@jaredigital]: dislike of MGS2 is most likely caused by homoerotic tendencies
Sat Dec 8 2001 - [4.32.19 pm][@jaredigital]: bozi buddy is the Devil
Sat Dec 8 2001 - [5.40.19 pm][@jaredigital]: bonzi buddy is the Devil... he tells you to smoke crack and listen to ozzy records backwards
Sat Dec 8 2001 - [4.39.38 pm][@jaredigital]: lol... on Spanish tv tonight: Mad Max 2: El Guerrero de la Carretera>
Sat Dec 8 2001 - [4.39.38 pm][@jaredigital]: lol... on Spanish tv tonight: Mad Max 2: El Guerrero de la Carretera> The War of the Cars
Sat Dec 8 2001 - [4.43.16 pm][@jaredigital]: the outhouse is class
Sat Dec 8 2001 - [4.59.33 pm][@jaredigital]: mr t is his own superhero
Mon Dec 24 2001 - [4.41.51 pm][+jaredigital]: chris, stop backing up your porn collection and say something!
Mon Dec 24 2001 - [4.44.01 pm][+jaredigital]: t00w
Mon Dec 31 2001 - [10.56.54 pm][@jaredigital]: w00 h00 midnite *pops another riccola*
Thu Jan 3 2002 - [5.59.54 pm][@Jaredigital]: i've clarified my intentions, which are fully ungay
Fri Jan 11 2002 - [6.39.40 pm][@jaredigital]: i have but one "fetish", red hair
Tue Jan 15 2002 - [9.36.46 pm][@jaredigital]: oh man, mockery should be my full time job :)
Fri Jan 18 2002 - [4.55.41 pm][@jaredigital]: PACKARD BELL IS THE DEVIL
Fri Jan 18 2002 - [5.08.16 pm][@jaredigital]: did you pee on yourself?
Fri Jan 18 2002 - [6.13.14 pm][@jaredigital]: orange and grey is proven to regrow brain cells
Fri Jan 18 2002 - [5.11.06 pm][@jaredigital]: some people collect stamps, i collect quotes
Fri Jan 18 2002 - [5.19.45 pm][@jaredigital]: DIC is the only site my mom lets me go to...
Fri Jan 18 2002 - [6.00.48 pm][@jaredigital]: mmmmmmmmmmmgreenbikini
Fri Jan 18 2002 - * [6.04.55 pm][@jaredigital]: goes to pee, but NOT on the seat like josh does
Tue Jan 22 2002 - [9.59.18 pm][@jaredigital]: phunny
Sat Jan 26 2002 - [11.21.18 pm][@jaredigital]: you sick monkey
Fri Feb 1 2002 - [10.33.03 pm][@Jaredigital]: stop molesting my buttons!!!
Sat Feb 9 2002 - [9.43.34 pm][@jaredigital]: okay, a handjob is NOT cuddling.
Sat Feb 9 2002 - [10.20.24 pm][@jaredigital]: ])=([
Fri Jan 11 2002 - [6.19.50 pm][joshdura]: good god! NETSCAPE IS SHIT!
Fri Jan 11 2002 - [6.32.56 pm][@joshdura]: so shut the hell up youngins!
Fri Jan 11 2002 - [7.43.47 pm][@joshdura]: YEAH I JUST GOT THIS EMAIL!!!!! "Come in the Back Door, WARNING - EXTREMELY DEPRAVED ACTS DEPICTED AT CREAM FILLED BUNS !!!!
Fri Jan 18 2002 - [5.07.50 pm][joshdura]: dont you just hate those damn seat covers that go on toilets, that make the second lid fall down RIGHT as you are pissing, and it you piss all over it. Damn lifes a BITCH!
Fri Jan 18 2002 - [5.09.22 pm][joshdura]: hahaha no i didnt piss myself! ALMOST, but lets just say, the seat cover needs washing now!
Fri Jan 18 2002 - [5.10.17 pm][joshdura]: would yall cut that shit out? DAMN YOU BASTARDS!
Fri Jan 18 2002 - [5.11.29 pm][joshdura]: haha dude, you need to get a life! collect porn or something at least
Fri Jan 18 2002 - [5.46.25 pm][@joshdura]: you dont suck, you blow
Sat Feb 16 2002 - [4.25.03 pm][joshdura]: quick wants to be a homette?
Sat Feb 16 2002 - [4.28.48 pm][joshdura]: fuckey
Sat Feb 16 2002 - [4.46.20 pm][@Man`Whore]: Quik has naked pictuers of his sister!
Tue Jul 10 2001 - [11.57.36 pm][@skyhawk133]: w00t
Wed Jul 11 2001 - [12.31.35 am][@skyhawk133]: fuck the god damn swear protection, it's a bunch of shit
Fri Jul 20 2001 - [12.08.36 am][@skyhawk133]: you mother fuckin mexian burrito eatin piece shit
Fri Jul 20 2001 - [12.25.15 am][@skyhawk133]: dude, you're gettin your panties in a wad over fuckin mexican food
Fri Jul 20 2001 - [2.48.31 pm][@skyhawk133]: holy hotdogs batman!
Sat Jul 21 2001 - * [1.05.57 am][@skyhawk133]: is groovin in his undies!
Sat Jul 21 2001 - [1.13.42 am][@skyhawk133]: lookin for the right guy to be mine
Sat Jul 21 2001 - [1.21.45 am][@skyhawk133]: I'm a survivor, I'm gonna make it.. Keep on surviving
Sat Jul 21 2001 - [2.28.22 am][@skyhawk133]: and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money
Sat Jul 21 2001 - [11.38.59 pm][@skyhawk133]: I can't find the damn toe-nail clippers
Sat Jul 21 2001 - [11.41.47 pm][@skyhawk133]: I'm playin tiddly winks with myself
Sun Jul 22 2001 - [4.13.52 am][@skyhawk133]: Fuckin geeks laughing there asses of stoned and drunk at 4am
Sun Jul 22 2001 - [4.19.41 am][@skyhawk133]: my screen looks like my car windshield after a long trip home, COVERED IN BUGS! I've been squishing like 10 bugs a second... it's covered in bug guts!
Sun Jul 22 2001 - [4.27.24 am][@skyhawk133]: I smell like shit
Sun Jul 22 2001 - [3.03.56 pm][@skyhawk133]: my dog puked, I was so drunk I don't remember... when I woke up I saw the rags and thought I had puked
Sun Jul 22 2001 - [4.15.52 pm][@skyhawk133]: My nipples hurt, Like a whole lot!
Sun Jul 22 2001 - [4.21.32 pm][@skyhawk133]: should I call an ambulance for "nipple swelledge" ????
Sun Jul 22 2001 - [4.32.34 pm][@skyhawk133]: is there such thing as nipple cream? to make your nipples stop hurting?
Mon Jul 23 2001 - [11.57.31 am][@skyhawk133]: We are learning COLORS in QBASIC today... sweet! :)
Tue Jul 24 2001 - [12.43.27 pm][@skyhawk133]: supersloth has a pic of your sister and wacks off to it all day, he keeps PMing me bout it, nasty motha fucka
Thu Sep 27 2001 - [6.56.29 pm][@skyhawk133]: I LOVE TO LOOK AT GAY PORN......it satisfies me more than chicks.......I DIG DICKS!!!
Thu Sep 27 2001 - [9.13.36 pm][@skyhawk133]: the gay guy is flirting with me again!
Fri Sep 28 2001 - [11.23.16 pm][@skyhawk133]: I admit it, I have a small penis... it's incredibly small, so small in fact, it's difficult to masterbate!
Fri Sep 28 2001 - [1.35.21 am][@skyhawk133]: Cause I like to suck dick and I look like I'm 12
Fri Sep 28 2001 - [8.45.49 pm][@skyhawk133]: I have NEVER had a wet dream
Fri Sep 28 2001 - [11.04.39 pm][@skyhawk133]: we're the pickle in your peach :) 'www.ackfoo.com'
Fri Sep 28 2001 - [12.25.45 pm][@skyhawk133]: damn, I wish I could lick myself
Fri Sep 28 2001 - [6.33.01 pm][@skyhawk133]: just cause I shave my balls!!! YOU MEANIE
Fri Sep 28 2001 - [1.49.47 am][@skyhawk133]: BITE MY SKINNY WHITE ASS YOU BLOODY KANUK
Sat Oct 6 2001 - [5.24.32 pm][@skyhawk133]: I gotta go turn my weiners.. brb
Sun Oct 14 2001 - [4.28.53 pm][skyhawk133]: my type of girl is a young, brunnette, with perky breasts, and cargo pants
Tue Nov 27 2001 - [10.15.35 pm][@skyhawk133]: me and lesham will be ascii fuckin like bunnies
Mon Dec 3 2001 - [8.59.53 pm][@skyhawk133]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Mon Dec 24 2001 - [5.01.59 pm][+skyhawk133]: Jared is a highly respected developer
Fri Jan 11 2002 - [6.10.46 pm][@skyhawk133]: I need caffiene like a hooker needs a AIDS vaccine
Sun Jan 13 2002 - [4.46.21 pm][@skyhawk133]: damn, I still wish I could lick myself
Fri Jan 18 2002 - [5.46.18 pm][@skyhawk133]: I know I suck!
Sat Jan 26 2002 - [11.33.51 pm][@skyhawk133]: and my throat is raw (from giving head!)
Sat Feb 9 2002 - [9.50.04 pm][@skyhawk133]: he DID say I'm the father
Sat Feb 9 2002 - [9.53.58 pm][@skyhawk133]: Capty is Pregnant with my baby
Sat Feb 9 2002 - [11.11.31 pm][@skyhawk133]: I HAVE NO WANG, GIMME YOUR WANG!!
Sat Feb 9 2002 - [11.12.11 pm][@skyhawk133]: damn, i wish i had a real penis, like, something that wasnt a millimeter peter, you know?
Fri Feb 15 2002 - [11.18.14 pm][@skyhawk133]: the server knows you had ass sex
Sat Feb 16 2002 - [12.17.26 am][@skyhawk133]: poop sex on ice!
Sat Feb 16 2002 - [12.19.03 am][@skyhawk133]: now you got poop sex on brown ice
Sat Feb 16 2002 - [12.20.33 am][@skyhawk133]: nothing better than poop sex at 90 MPH
Sat Feb 16 2002 - [3.41.39 pm][@skyhawk133]: aint that the shits
Mon Jul 16 2001 - [3.57.57 pm][supersloth]: foshizzle my nizzle
Mon Jul 16 2001 - [3.59.26 pm][supersloth]: sweet candies
Mon Jul 16 2001 - [3.59.48 pm][supersloth]: sweetness of the lambs
Wed Jul 18 2001 - [12.54.46 pm][@supersloth]: the best simpsons quote ever is "I bent my wookie"
Sat Jul 21 2001 - [2.27.11 am][+supersloth]: and the pussy one for sonic
Sat Jul 21 2001 - [3.05.25 am][+supersloth]: sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet candies
Sat Jul 21 2001 - [3.16.59 am][+supersloth]: my kids will be the best damn cussers ever
Tue Jul 24 2001 - [1.02.44 pm][+supersloth]: danmit i need out of this god damned house
Tue Jul 24 2001 - [1.31.16 pm][+supersloth]: MY GOD IM GOING CRAZY!!
Tue Jul 24 2001 - [1.48.48 pm][supersloth]: my name is melissa the drag queen
Fri Oct 12 2001 - [2.31.51 pm][@supersloth]: shit piss fuck cunt cock sucker mother fucker tits fart terd and twat
Tue Nov 13 2001 - [10.55.22 pm][@supersloth]: ILL TEACH YOU TO BE HAPPY, ILL TEACH YOUR GRANDMOTHER TO SUCK EGGS
Mon Nov 19 2001 - [7.16.39 pm][@supersloth]: hey now, im an all star
Mon Nov 19 2001 - [6.18.13 pm][@supersloth]: "And, bless their souls, the creators of this game have catered to my darkest secret whim, and included a head explosion. For the state of realtime graphics in videogames today, this game has a head-pop that sets the benchmark for the current generation."
Tue Nov 27 2001 - [10.14.55 pm][@supersloth]: chris, when you gonna get done datin the computer screen
Tue Nov 27 2001 - [10.15.08 pm][@supersloth]: i mean come on, pixelated boobs the rest of your life
Sat Dec 15 2001 - [8.47.37 pm][@supersloth]: what a dumbass......
Mon Dec 24 2001 - [5.42.55 pm][+supersloth]: i got punched in the stomach by a surly hawaiin for callin him a tool
Mon Jan 7 2002 - [7.12.35 pm][@supersloth]: lmao, stupid imacs, it looks like a candy machine
Sat Jan 26 2002 - [10.55.09 pm][supersloth]: but chris, is your new relationship in accordance with the W3
Fri Feb 1 2002 - [10.33.03 pm][@supersloth]: my style is sloth style, that be all their is to know young grasshoppa
Fri Feb 8 2002 - [10.13.00 am][@supersloth[skooloin]: cocaine makes me act funny
Sat Feb 9 2002 - [9.45.00 pm][@supersloth]: chris needs to rtfm about not being gay
Sat Feb 9 2002 - [10.53.05 pm][@supersloth]: chris, capty said you fathered his child
Sat Feb 16 2002 - [12.23.08 am][@supersloth]: 100,000 sperm and chris was the fastest?

Sat Dec 8 2001 - [12.07.13 am][UltraJesus]: at least you're not ascii fucking like rabbits

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Re: all time quotes

Posted 10 December 2002 - 03:38 PM

WTF :blink:
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Re: all time quotes

Posted 10 December 2002 - 03:45 PM

"Try not! Do or do not!" ~ Master Yoda

"Feel. Don't think. Use your instincts." ~ Master Qui-Gon Jinn
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Re: all time quotes

Posted 10 December 2002 - 03:51 PM

baha, nice "quote", sloth. :lol:
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Re: all time quotes

Posted 10 December 2002 - 04:14 PM

"I am nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore, i am perfect"

"Thats one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind"
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