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A stupid question deserves a stupid answer

Posted 04 September 2008 - 02:07 PM

Very simple. You'll ask a question, and the next person will give a stupid answer. The answer will most likely be completely irrelevant to the question.

So, here's my question:

What would happen if Doritos were round, instead of triangular?

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Re: A stupid question deserves a stupid answer

Posted 04 September 2008 - 02:08 PM

They would be tortilla chips

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Re: A stupid question deserves a stupid answer

Posted 04 September 2008 - 02:12 PM

Dammit, I forgot to mention that you're supposed to ask a question yourself. I thought it would be self explanatory... -_-

Nykc, ask a dumbass question~

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Re: A stupid question deserves a stupid answer

Posted 04 September 2008 - 02:14 PM

That was stupid of me.

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Posted 04 September 2008 - 02:43 PM

No, they just have extremely moisturized hands.


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Re: A stupid question deserves a stupid answer

Posted 04 September 2008 - 04:34 PM

Maybe. The sober person could just be retarded.

What if bobble heads were made out of transition metals exhibiting zero electrical resistance and the exclusion of their interior magnetic field?

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Posted 04 September 2008 - 06:29 PM

They would look different, and probably not work right.

What if the web was set out in a grid pattern?

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Re: A stupid question deserves a stupid answer

Posted 04 September 2008 - 10:11 PM

Spiders would get confused.

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Re: A stupid question deserves a stupid answer

Posted 05 September 2008 - 03:08 AM

Depends how much spinach you eat. ;)

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Posted 05 September 2008 - 04:40 AM

Perhaps, but they could definitely make fists!

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Re: A stupid question deserves a stupid answer

Posted 05 September 2008 - 05:23 AM

Only if he was wearing no socks.

What is the meaning of life, other than to wear socks?

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Re: A stupid question deserves a stupid answer

Posted 05 September 2008 - 06:08 AM

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Why would you ask a stupid question if you will get a stupid answer?

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Re: A stupid question deserves a stupid answer

Posted 05 September 2008 - 09:57 AM

Because on Mars, cats can fly.

What would happens if the world was a cube?

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Re: A stupid question deserves a stupid answer

Posted 05 September 2008 - 02:09 PM

Globes would be square. However, the change in Earth's physical form should have no effect on the stability of the magnetic dipole of the geomagnetic field surrounding Earth.

What if paper was magnetic?

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Re: A stupid question deserves a stupid answer

Posted 05 September 2008 - 02:43 PM

Only on Tuesday.

How many tennis balls can you fit in a pizza crust?

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