[gabehabe]

Very simple. You'll ask a question, and the next person will give a stupid answer. The answer will most likely be completely irrelevant to the question.

So, here's my question:

What would happen if Doritos were round, instead of triangular?

[Nykc]

They would be tortilla chips

[gabehabe]

Dammit, I forgot to mention that you're supposed to ask a question yourself. I thought it would be self explanatory...

Nykc, ask a dumbass question~

[Nykc]

That was stupid of me.

Sexual harassment at work-is it a problem for the self-employed?

[nofear217]

No, they just have extremely moisturized hands.


If a sober person fails a sobriety test, is the cop drunk?

[jacobjordan]

Maybe. The sober person could just be retarded.

What if bobble heads were made out of transition metals exhibiting zero electrical resistance and the exclusion of their interior magnetic field?

[BetaWar]

They would look different, and probably not work right.

What if the web was set out in a grid pattern?

[OliveOyl3471]

Spiders would get confused.

If your cow has a baby, and you go out and pick it up every day of its life, when it is full grown, could you pick up a bull?

[gabehabe]

Depends how much spinach you eat.

If dreams were reality, and reality was a dream, would dogs exist?

[Reverand Dave]

Perhaps, but they could definitely make fists!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris?

[gabehabe]

Only if he was wearing no socks.

What is the meaning of life, other than to wear socks?

[sensui]

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Why would you ask a stupid question if you will get a stupid answer?

This post has been edited by sensui: 05 September 2008 - 06:13 AM

[gabehabe]

Because on Mars, cats can fly.

What would happens if the world was a cube?

[jacobjordan]

Globes would be square. However, the change in Earth's physical form should have no effect on the stability of the magnetic dipole of the geomagnetic field surrounding Earth.

What if paper was magnetic?

[gabehabe]

Only on Tuesday.

How many tennis balls can you fit in a pizza crust?