A stupid question deserves a stupid answer

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Re: A stupid question deserves a stupid answer

Posted 05 September 2008 - 04:04 PM

Depends how many cows are around.

What do you call a box that you turn inside out?

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Re: A stupid question deserves a stupid answer

Posted 05 September 2008 - 04:22 PM

A fluffy independent piece of self inscribed cardboard.

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Re: A stupid question deserves a stupid answer

Posted 05 September 2008 - 04:29 PM

Green Eggs and Ham.

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Re: A stupid question deserves a stupid answer

Posted 05 September 2008 - 04:40 PM

Because it resembles your face.
Sorry, couldn't resist... :P

What if chickens could fly?

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Re: A stupid question deserves a stupid answer

Posted 05 September 2008 - 04:47 PM

Green pens would be more popular.

What is B if C is D, and there is no E with G > Z?

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Re: A stupid question deserves a stupid answer

Posted 05 September 2008 - 04:50 PM

0.22222222222222

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Re: A stupid question deserves a stupid answer

Posted 05 September 2008 - 05:06 PM

Zero, the light bulb has got to vote for Obama if he wants change.

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Re: A stupid question deserves a stupid answer

Posted 07 September 2008 - 09:43 AM

more than 0

How fast can a kitten huff?

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Re: A stupid question deserves a stupid answer

Posted 07 September 2008 - 11:48 AM

If his owner has a widescreen monitor, 1435.53 kph. Otherwise, he can't huff, unless the temperature is at absolute zero.

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Re: A stupid question deserves a stupid answer

Posted 07 September 2008 - 04:33 PM

One and a half, plus a gallon of milk.

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Re: A stupid question deserves a stupid answer

Posted 07 September 2008 - 05:25 PM

I have no idea, I never tried it yet.

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Re: A stupid question deserves a stupid answer

Posted 07 September 2008 - 05:35 PM

with a knife

How many people have kicked a frog?

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Re: A stupid question deserves a stupid answer

Posted 07 September 2008 - 05:56 PM

Depends if the frog was red.

What's B?

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Re: A stupid question deserves a stupid answer

Posted 07 September 2008 - 09:37 PM

Hepatitis.

What is the value of:

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Re: A stupid question deserves a stupid answer

Posted 08 September 2008 - 03:39 AM

Only on Wednesdays, when cows are green.

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