if you were not a programmer, what would like to be?

if you were not a programmer, what would like to be?

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Re: if you were not a programmer, what would like to be?

Posted 15 November 2011 - 08:34 AM

played LoL (League of Legends)

and... lol (the other kind) at what you expected. Though I think my girlfriend, who was present, would have had some complaints. That and the last time the nerd girl in question saw me naked, at a party many many years ago, she chased me with a knife for sitting on her head bare naked... something I was doing to everyone at the party. So I wasn't going to tempt that violence again.

Tangent story, I sat on her then boyfriend's head at the same party. He was very upset by it, because he had no idea who I was, he had a painful ear infection at the time, and something about me being naked (whatever that means). This partly fueled the girls rage to stab me. The next day though I receive a phone-call with a proclamation for friendship because I had squeezed the infection out of his head.

that's right

my. ass. is. MAGIC!
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Posted 15 November 2011 - 08:43 AM

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LoL (League of Legends)

Oh hell.. I thought a "lol party" was some sort of internet meme themed party...

Your ass is a healer and a great compromiser! I would attempt to set diplomatic status for your ass and go some where nice.
Though I would have gone the more traditional route of candling that infection out before topically applying "Exquisite and Magical LOD Bum Meats".
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Posted 15 November 2011 - 10:15 AM

Option 1: Electrical Engineer primarily in robotics but I'd gladly accept anything NASA related

Option 2: Teaching
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Posted 15 November 2011 - 03:36 PM

Pharmacy seems very cool. Gotta love chemistry.
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Re: if you were not a programmer, what would like to be?

Posted 19 November 2011 - 11:35 PM

If I weren't a programmer? Well that's a rather vague definition. I'll assume it as not a full developer.

SysAdmin
Web Designer
Mangaka
Author
Writer
Musician
Engineer
Politician

List goes on, each one of those I've seriously considered at one time, many of which I'm proficient enough to go pro in if I so chose.

Currently I'm going for SysAdmin, but I still do freelance Web Design to tie over until I graduate.
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Re: if you were not a programmer, what would like to be?

Posted 28 November 2011 - 07:05 PM

View Postpemcconnell, on 03 October 2008 - 06:13 AM, said:

Pornstar / beer tester / kick boxer / riot squad - police / rock star / Carmen Electra's underpants

:)


i would love to be carmen electra's underpants too! haha!
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Posted 28 November 2011 - 07:14 PM

If I were not a programmer, What Would I Be? Not on this website, in the first place.
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Posted 28 November 2011 - 07:25 PM

If im not a programmer, i would be a professional basketball player
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Posted 18 December 2011 - 11:10 AM

If I wasn't a programmer Id like to be an archaeologist although I would settle for being a beer tester.
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Posted 18 December 2011 - 03:43 PM

If I wasn't a programmer Id like to be retired.
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Posted 12 August 2013 - 05:30 AM

Well, I also have been studying psychology, sociology, and philosophy, so I would probably just go into the psychological career.
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Posted 12 August 2013 - 07:06 AM

Computer Scientist ;)
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Re: if you were not a programmer, what would like to be?

Posted 12 August 2013 - 07:46 AM

Topic closed. Please avoid pointless necroposting.
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