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Funny Job Description

Post icon  Posted 13 September 2008 - 07:48 PM

I was at dinner tonight talking with some friends and some how the discussion of linux commands came up. I mentioned the "finger" command and @jnakai said his new job involves "fingering" 76% of the time.

Here's a picture of the job description:

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Link: http://brightkite.co...6550030487eb504

He hasn't started the job yet, so he isn't quite sure what kind of "fingering" he'll be doing. But quite funny nonetheless.

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Re: Funny Job Description

Posted 13 September 2008 - 07:50 PM

Fingering is fun.

I do it in my free time if I get bored.
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Re: Funny Job Description

Posted 13 September 2008 - 09:34 PM

i would like to learn fingering. Could you recommend a tutor to help me practise my fingering?
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Re: Funny Job Description

Posted 13 September 2008 - 11:24 PM

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Posted 13 September 2008 - 11:28 PM

Does the sitting and fingering time completely overlap or does he get to stand & finger 24% of the time? Maybe he can split it up so that he gets to sit & finger 52% of the time, stand & finger 12% and crouch & finger 12%.

Plus, there's 26 to 75% of the time when he has to read documents. Does that mean that at least 2% of the time he has to sit, finger and read documents? Talk about multitasking!

Job sounds hard.
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Re: Funny Job Description

Posted 14 September 2008 - 02:29 AM

Would you be fingering as a member of a team, or is it on your own?
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Re: Funny Job Description

Posted 14 September 2008 - 03:12 AM

Hmm, Sitting...Watching Video Terminals...Fingering.
I think he's gonna love this job ;)
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Posted 14 September 2008 - 07:11 AM

wow thats like a dream job.
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Re: Funny Job Description

Posted 14 September 2008 - 07:16 AM

wtf is FINGERING? :crazy:

edit : why do both MarcoDaGeek and richard 356 have the same avatar??

This post has been edited by red_4900: 14 September 2008 - 07:18 AM

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Re: Funny Job Description

Posted 14 September 2008 - 11:27 AM

View Postred_4900, on 14 Sep, 2008 - 09:16 AM, said:

wtf is FINGERING? :crazy:

edit : why do both MarcoDaGeek and richard 356 have the same avatar??


It's a popular avatar? I've seen it on a lot of other sites. Either it's popular or MarcoDaGeek, richard 356 and I browse all the same sites and I keep noticing them. :P
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Re: Funny Job Description

Posted 14 September 2008 - 12:05 PM

View Postred_4900, on 14 Sep, 2008 - 10:16 AM, said:

wtf is FINGERING? :crazy:

Google <-- safe, it's the real definition that the job description is referring to.
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Re: Funny Job Description

Posted 14 September 2008 - 01:31 PM

View Postno2pencil, on 14 Sep, 2008 - 08:05 PM, said:

View Postred_4900, on 14 Sep, 2008 - 10:16 AM, said:

wtf is FINGERING? :crazy:

Google <-- safe, it's the real definition that the job description is referring to.

And here for the unsafe definition
Profanisaurus
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Re: Funny Job Description

Posted 14 September 2008 - 05:18 PM

View Postred_4900, on 14 Sep, 2008 - 10:16 PM, said:

wtf is FINGERING? :crazy:

edit : why do both MarcoDaGeek and richard 356 have the same avatar??


Fingering This what I got from google.

This post has been edited by nirvanarupali: 14 September 2008 - 05:19 PM

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Re: Funny Job Description

Posted 14 September 2008 - 09:50 PM

I'm not sure what fingering is, but I suggest washing your hands when you get home :rolleyes:
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Posted 15 September 2008 - 03:35 AM

I'm sure urban dictionary will be able to help you out too...
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