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Useless library joke

Posted 26 September 2008 - 06:56 PM

A tiny static link library that exports one function and does nothing, and that symbol is "_main".
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Re: Useless library joke

Posted 26 September 2008 - 07:49 PM

It's not that funny.
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Re: Useless library joke

Posted 26 September 2008 - 07:51 PM

You're probably not thinking hard enough.

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Re: Useless library joke

Posted 26 September 2008 - 08:53 PM

I get it, but its not funny. That would be a worthless library. Are libraries suppsoed to be worthless? Please explain it to me. I am retarted.
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Re: Useless library joke

Posted 26 September 2008 - 08:57 PM

Well don't beat yourself up like that XDXD
Okay, make a library with just this code:
int main(){return 0;}


This library would be entirely useless in all situations.
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Re: Useless library joke

Posted 27 September 2008 - 03:05 AM

....is it funny?
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Re: Useless library joke

Posted 27 September 2008 - 06:50 AM

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Re: Useless library joke

Posted 27 September 2008 - 07:37 AM

Yep, that is a useless joke.
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Re: Useless library joke

Posted 27 September 2008 - 10:42 AM

We'll it doesn't have to be. Hell, it doesn't have to be a joke. Just prank one of your fellow programmers with it or something.
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Re: Useless library joke

Posted 27 September 2008 - 11:10 AM

View Postgabehabe, on 27 Sep, 2008 - 06:50 AM, said:

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Now that is funny!
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Posted 27 September 2008 - 11:12 AM

Yes, I'm retarted and total failure at life and should be killed for my attempts to make anyone happy. Right? At least someone laughed at this thread :(
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Re: Useless library joke

Posted 27 September 2008 - 11:58 AM

Aww~ don't be sad. *pats on the back*
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Re: Useless library joke

Posted 27 September 2008 - 12:00 PM

But I'm just to small to reach the funny!
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Re: Useless library joke

Posted 27 September 2008 - 01:37 PM

Wait, what?
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Re: Useless library joke

Posted 27 September 2008 - 01:38 PM

ANIME CODER, YOU HELP ME REACH TEH FUNNY?
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