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Posted 13 February 2003 - 09:18 PM

President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar when a fellow walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting
over there?"
The barman says, "Yep, that's them."
So the fellow walks over to the Bush and says, "Wow, this is a real honour. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III."
"Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis and one blonde with big boobs."
"A blonde with big boobs? Why kill a blonde with big boobs?"
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart ass? I told you no one would worry about 140 million Iraqis."




On a propaganda tour through the United States President George Bush visits a school and explains his political actions. Afterwards he invites the children to ask him questions.

Little Bob rises to speak:
Mr. President, I have got three questions to ask:
1. How did you win the election although you had less votes than Gore?
2. Why do you want to attack the Iraq without reason?
3. Don't you think that the nuclear bomb on Hiroshima was the biggest terrorist attack of all times?

Just in that moment the bell for the break rings and the children run out of the classroom.
When they came back from the break President Bush encourages them again to ask questions.

This time Joey rises to speak: Mr. President, I have got five questions to
ask:
1. How did you win the election although you had less votes than Gore?
2. Why do you want to attack the Iraq without reason?
3. Don't you think that the nuclear bomb on Hiroshima was the biggest terrorist attack of all times?
4. Why did the bell ring 20 minutes earlier today?
5. Where is Bob???

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Re: Joke

Posted 13 February 2003 - 09:30 PM

shit, i thought what i posted yesterday was funnier than this...
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Re: Joke

Posted 13 February 2003 - 09:43 PM

(hes canadian, american jokes are funnier there)



a question for myself :

how long till the canadian jokes get old...

answer :

not sure , but could last for a while.
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Re: Joke

Posted 13 February 2003 - 09:46 PM

got one more..


President George Bush is visiting an elementary school today and he visits one of the classes.
They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.
The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the class in the discussion of the word, "tragedy."
So the illustrious leader asks the class for an example of a "tragedy."
One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend, who lives next door, is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over, that would be a tragedy." "No," says Bush, "that would be an ACCIDENT."
A little girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explains Mr. President. "That's what we would call a GREAT LOSS."
The room goes silent. No other children volunteer.
President Bush searches the room.
"Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally, way in the back of the room, a small boy raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says, "If Air Force One, carrying Mr. & Mrs. Bush, were struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, by a terrorist like Osama bin Laden, that would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic," exclaims Bush, "that's right. And can you tell me WHY that would be a TRAGEDY?"
"Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly wouldn't be a great loss."
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Re: Joke

Posted 13 February 2003 - 09:49 PM

heh
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Re: Joke

Posted 13 February 2003 - 10:04 PM

I thought they were kinda funny.
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Re: Joke

Posted 13 February 2003 - 10:19 PM

Ben Goulbourn, on Feb 13 2003, 10:18 PM, said:

5. Where is Bob???

lol :D
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Posted 13 February 2003 - 10:35 PM

haha

I liked the second one the best.
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Re: Joke

Posted 14 February 2003 - 12:02 AM

Ben Goulbourn, on Feb 14 2003, 12:46 AM, said:

"Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly wouldn't be a great loss."

Damn Canadians....
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Posted 14 February 2003 - 12:18 AM

love em all :) :lol:
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Posted 14 February 2003 - 08:39 AM

HA HA were screwed :lol:
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Re: Joke

Posted 14 February 2003 - 10:01 AM

supersloth, on Feb 13 2003, 09:30 PM, said:

shit, i thought what i posted yesterday was funnier than this...

me too. the first two are just plain snoozers, and the third one made me grin a little.
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Re: Joke

Posted 14 February 2003 - 10:38 AM

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exactly. they weren't funny, mister holier-than-thou. sorry ;)

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1. How did you win the election although you had less votes than Gore?
2. Why do you want to attack the Iraq without reason?
3. Don't you think that the nuclear bomb on Hiroshima was the biggest terrorist attack of all times?


1 => he had more votes. less popular vote, not electoral. canadian.
2 => we have reasons. lots of them. shall i list?
3 => it was war time. no one points out Pearl Harbor, do they?
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Re: Joke

Posted 14 February 2003 - 10:53 AM

skrilla, on Feb 14 2003, 11:38 AM, said:

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exactly. they weren't funny, mister holier-than-thou. sorry ;)

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1. How did you win the election although you had less votes than Gore?
2. Why do you want to attack the Iraq without reason?
3. Don't you think that the nuclear bomb on Hiroshima was the biggest terrorist attack of all times?


1 => he had more votes. less popular vote, not electoral. canadian.
2 => we have reasons. lots of them. shall i list?
3 => it was war time numb nuts. no one points out Pearl Harbor, do they?

it was a couple of jokes. Umm if you didn't notice, there are lots of political jokes going around america that aren't being told in america.

I thought they were pretty funny. But then again i am an anti-war whore.
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Re: Joke

Posted 14 February 2003 - 10:59 AM

runtime error, on Feb 14 2003, 12:53 PM, said:

it was a couple of jokes. Umm if you didn't notice, there are lots of political jokes going around america that aren't being told in america.

I thought they were pretty funny. But then again i am an anti-war whore.

jokes tend to take place about true things, making fun of them. sometimes not, yes, i know. eh whatever. im tired of people making fun of the bush administration and America in general.

-pete :pirate:
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