DIC's All My Programmers

It's like Desperate Housewives, but with raunchy programmers

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DIC's All My Programmers

Posted 28 October 2008 - 10:54 PM

Since our last episode here on DIC's All My Programmers...

1) Absynthe continues her whirlwind tirade through the quiet neighborhood of Dream In Code. She starts stirring up harsh feelings of past school rejections by the "hot girls" for all the programmers. However, her new captor gabehebe has other plans for DIC's new beauty. He makes her believe she is supersloth and who hates birthdays. She believes it so much that she calls herself a Douchebag in a fit of insanity. Will she ever be brought under control?

2) Axel, reminded by absynthe's recent behavior, seeks comfort from another... supersloth suspects that "the other" is actually Axel's own hand... however the clinical tests remain inconclusive for the time being.

3) Meanwhile, after a short confrontation with gabehabe, Winstinology runs into the arms of a rather "large" woman with a white truck. Some say love, but he quickly finds out that drinking and fat strangers don't mix...NO SRSLY GUYS!

4) Gabehabe slaps KYA through the use of a pet monkey. "A slap for you, Knowles!" is heard through the lounge, a woman covers her mouth in shock and another appears to love the monkey and asks it to hit KYA again. Can this relationship truly last?

5) Capty, speaks candidly about the "mangina donut" incident, but remains elusive when questioned by Marko. Could Capty be hiding a deeper secret?

6) Amadeus, expresses depression over the snow fall. Some suspect that he is under the influence of mind control from Winstonology who claims "I live in Alaska.. Fuck all of you!" Can Winstonology be stopped and can Amadeus be cured of his snow bound anxiety? Only time will tell.

7) The gang meet up to celebrate RodgerB's birthday. The joy and enthusiasm of the get together has people emotional, psychocoder sheds a tear, but when it is pointed out, he shuns away while yelling "Don't look at me!"

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ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF DIC's ALL MY PROGRAMMERS....

1) What is to become of Capty and mangina donut? Will Marko finally break Capty's secret? What could the secret be?

2) skyhawk, back from the dead and who claims to have been on a "honeymoon" with his new wife is found to be contemplating a surprise that is to rattle the lives of many DICers

3) Absynthe's downhill spiral of pain and destruction is becoming too much for gabehabe's evil twin gabehebe. Is she too much for him or will he be pushed to the breaking point?

4) Is the Pillsbury dough boy really have a squishy tummy? Gwatt investigates, but he may be in way over his head and up to his nose in muffins. Stay tuned for the saga of "Gwatt and The Muffin Man"

STAY TUNED!

This post has been edited by Martyr2: 28 October 2008 - 11:00 PM


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#2 RodgerB  Icon User is offline

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Re: DIC's All My Programmers

Posted 28 October 2008 - 11:06 PM

All my Programmers is bought to you by "UpAndGo" nasal delivery spray.

Live large when you recharge!
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Posted 28 October 2008 - 11:08 PM

*laughing so hard she's crying*

Damn Canada!! Damn you Canadian Girlfriend!! :)

all the good ones are taken!! Love you M!
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Posted 29 October 2008 - 12:40 AM

Schweet, I've been waiting all week for this
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Posted 29 October 2008 - 01:42 AM

Nice :^:

Are you planning to keep this going? You're very good, Martyr.
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Posted 29 October 2008 - 01:44 AM

Previously on Desperate Housewives DIC's all my programmers...
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Posted 29 October 2008 - 04:29 AM

LMAO!

Told you it would be pinned. :)
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Posted 29 October 2008 - 06:28 AM

That's priceless! Marty you're going to be receiving a bill for cleaning coffee off my monitors LOL!
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Posted 29 October 2008 - 06:40 AM

That was fucking EPIC!
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Posted 29 October 2008 - 07:10 AM

10/10 :D
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Posted 29 October 2008 - 07:15 AM

Bravo! That was beautiful.
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Posted 29 October 2008 - 08:24 AM

Well done :)
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Posted 29 October 2008 - 08:36 AM

Might I may a recommendation?

How about a thread solely for the story without the ability to comment (makes for easier reading and storyline progression). Sort of blog like in nature.

And then if you must comment, we could have a separate thread for that?
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Posted 29 October 2008 - 08:38 AM

That's a good idea. We can kinda try a predict the outcome of new episodes.

Maybe he can start the "All My Programmers Blog"
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Posted 29 October 2008 - 08:42 AM

People would get confused too easily.

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