Corrupt a Wish

time for some dreams to be crushed

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Corrupt a Wish

Posted 11 November 2008 - 09:40 PM

This is a classic forum game. A person wishes for anything he wants and the next persons corrupts/ruins his wish. The next person then also wishes for something.

I'll start it off...

I wish for a GTX 280 video card.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted 11 November 2008 - 09:44 PM

Maybe i am missing the point of this game?


So i am supposed to say "No your can't have that" to your wish....and then post a wish of my own for someone to tell me i can't have?

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted 11 November 2008 - 09:50 PM

The point is to corrupt the wish into a funny/unintended side affect, so the wish is granted but it turns into something bad like...

Wish granted, but when you plug the video card into your computer, it short circuits your motherboard... :)

*edit*

New wish

I wish for some waffles...

This post has been edited by Cheeto: 11 November 2008 - 10:02 PM


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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted 11 November 2008 - 10:26 PM

So I'll give you some waffles, but then you eat so much it makes you sick, and you gain a hundred pounds.

I wish for a puppy.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted 12 November 2008 - 06:03 AM

I'll give you a puppy that grows up and eats your face.

I wish that this thread wasn't started.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted 12 November 2008 - 06:17 AM

It was not. Until Cheeto started it a while ago.

I wish for nothing.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted 12 November 2008 - 09:09 AM

I take your nothing and give you something. Your soul is crushed. The end.

I wish I had some vanilla coke.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted 12 November 2008 - 09:34 AM

pours vanilla in your drink and you become allergic and die.

I wish for a
pipboy 3000 series A

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted 12 November 2008 - 09:44 AM

I'll give you some flat vanilla pepsi that I found laying on the side of the road that is 2 years old.

I wish it were Monday.

Edit: Ok, NYKC beat me to it but mine was better. I'll give you the series A1, which is like the A only cracked.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted 12 November 2008 - 09:46 AM

You totally screwed that one up.

I asked for a pipboy3000 series A and you offered me flat Nuka-Cola. Not cool. So for that

I made it Monday and you stubbed your fucking toe.

I wish for a Pipboy 3000 A

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted 12 November 2008 - 09:48 AM

I got you your Pipboy 3k A but it's in the mail and won't arive for another 2k years.

I wish for mt. dew.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted 12 November 2008 - 11:08 AM

I give you your mt. dew but it has mold floating in it.

As for this thread, this isn't a forum game. This is a great way to screw with your tabletop RPG players. Engale and I use to play with this guy who loved giving us wishes and screwing with them. He turned one of the party's characters into a gooie-poo (sp?, basically a living piece of paper with the power of origami).

I wish I had an attractive girlfriend (by my standards) who has no annoying habits, is not addicted to any drugs (illegal or legal), has no piercings other then in the ears, of the Pagan faith (a real Pagan not these poser Wiccans who think they were Cleopatra in a past like or someone who was burned in the Salem Witch Trials), of European-American decent, does not have a weird laugh or voice or anything like that, has a great personality, actually has intelligence, knows how to actually drive a car, lives local to me, is not a lying bitch, is not a mail-order-bride, is of legal age, is not old (right now anything over 35 is to old) is not deformed or handicapped in any way, is not bald and has all her teeth (these would fall under the attractive rule I guess), is not freakishly huge or small, can actually support herself, is not a gold digger, and is actually attracted to me, doesn't have body parts a female shouldn't have, never was a man, doesn't want to a be a man, doesn't have any weird hobbies.

I think that covers most of the ways someone can screw with my wish. Have fun granting it you wanna-be djinnis.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted 12 November 2008 - 12:21 PM

I give you a three year old girl.
(You only specified an oldest age. Took me a while, though)

I wish for the next poster to corrupt this wish.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted 12 November 2008 - 12:46 PM

Wouldn't work gab. I also specified of legal age. 3 years old isn't legal.

As for your wish, granted.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Posted 12 November 2008 - 02:51 PM

I give you the woman of your dreams, beautiful as she may be a freak car accident knocks her unconscious and she comes back bi-polar and makes your life a living hell.

I wish for a golden condor

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