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Your Favorite Movie Quotes

Posted 12 November 2008 - 09:48 PM

I have always been a movie person. I like the escape you are allowed for a couple hours either at home or in a theater when you finally find time to watch that one movie you've been waiting to see since its trailer. I tend to have little phrases from the movie repeat in my head over the next day or so though and it drives me nuts. I want to use them but more often than not it would sound cheesy or not be acceptable for whatever the situation. This week's most definately is "The Big Lebowski". I love this movie!! I bet they say "fuck" 300 times but its so funny! Anyway some of my favorite lines:

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"Shut the Fuck up Donny!"
"You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me."
"Shomer fucking shabbos."


and my favorite has to be this and I've used it a couple times :P

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"Hey, careful man, there's a beverage here!"


Love the "The Big Lebowski"!!

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Posted 12 November 2008 - 09:55 PM

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Vee are nihilists! Vee don't beliefe in anysing!

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Posted 12 November 2008 - 09:56 PM

My favorite (mostly because it is my most commonly used movie quote) is:

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Why's the carpet wet Todd?
I don't know Margo!

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Posted 12 November 2008 - 09:58 PM

Pretty much anything from The Army of Darkness is golden:

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Good... Bad... I'm just the guy with the gun


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The name's Ash... hardwares


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Close the door! What, were ya raised in a barn? Course you were raised in a barn, along with all the other primitives ...


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Yeah, well you aint leading but two things now. Jack & Shit... & Jack left town.

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Re: Your Favorite Movie Quotes

Posted 13 November 2008 - 06:14 AM

Farva - Gimme a litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Cashier - What?
Farva - A litre o' cola.
Cashier - Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola?
Thorn - Will you just order a large, Farva?
Farva - I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola!
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Posted 13 November 2008 - 06:38 AM

ROFL - Super Troopers FTW!

But this is one of my favorite quotes.

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Im funny how? like a clown, I amuse you...

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Posted 13 November 2008 - 07:03 AM

The Dark Knight :

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Why so serious?


Yeah. Why so serious? :P
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Posted 13 November 2008 - 07:49 AM

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

"It's just a flesh wound! Come back and I'll bite your kneecaps off!"

"That's not a knife..."

"We're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat."

"A knife! He's got a knife!" "Of course he has a knife, he always has a knife, we all have knives! It's 1183 and we're barbarians!"

Note quite movies, still good:

"They're dead Dave. They're all dead Dave." Believe it or not, this line is hilarious in context.

"Let all the poisons that lurk in the mud hatch out." After the prior ten hours or so, this one really works.
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Posted 13 November 2008 - 08:12 AM

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You know what Jack Burton always says at a time like this? Jack Burton, ME. Old Jack always says .... what the hell.

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Posted 13 November 2008 - 08:14 AM

"My name is Alotta. Alotta Figina."

lol
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Posted 13 November 2008 - 08:36 AM

She was embarrassed, so she changed her name to Sandy. Sandy Vagina.
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Posted 13 November 2008 - 08:43 AM

??? What? I was talking about Austin Powers....
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Re: Your Favorite Movie Quotes

Posted 13 November 2008 - 08:51 AM

Did you ever watch the epilogue of that movie?
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Posted 13 November 2008 - 08:52 AM

It's been years. Probably not.
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Posted 13 November 2008 - 09:03 AM

Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte... just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin', so we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know, it was kinda like old squares in the battle like you see in the calendar named "The Battle of Waterloo" and the idea was: shark comes to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand. I know how many men, they averaged six an hour. On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. Bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist. Noon, the fifth day, Mr. Hooper, a Lockheed Ventura saw us. He swung in low and he saw us... he was a young pilot, a lot younger than Mr. Hooper. Anyway, he saw us and he come in low and three hours later a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened... waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the water; 316 men come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. Anyway, we delivered the bomb.
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