[absynthe]

This is my favorite "girly movie". Garden State! Love it!

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Sam: Hey, I recognize you.
Andrew Largeman: Oh, did you go to Columbia High?
Sam: No, not from high school, from TV. Didn't you play the retarded quarterback?
Andrew Largeman: Yeah.
Sam: Are you really retarded?
Andrew Largeman: No.
Sam: Ooh, great job man! I really thought you were retarded. I mean, you're better than that Corky kid and he's actually retarded. If there was a retarded Oscar you would win, hands down, kick his ass!

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Andrew Largeman: I think we've corrupted this innocent girl enough for one day!
Sam: I'm not innocent.
Andrew Largeman: Yes, you are! That's what I like about you, okay? And I don't want this guy taking you to some sketchy quarry in the middle of Newark to find crack whores huffing turpentine or pit bulls raping each other or whatever else is down here!
Mark: Man... that's the most worked up I've ever seen you.
Sam: He's protecting me.
Andrew Largeman: So?
Sam: He *likes* me!
Andrew Largeman: Don't be cute.
Sam: He's my knight in shining armor.
Andrew Largeman: Don't talk about knights around Mark, it's a sore subject.
Mark: I'm gonna kill that motherfucker!
Andrew Largeman: Pun intended?

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Andrew Largeman: You're a COP, Kenny?
Kenny: Yeah, I know!
Andrew Largeman: ...Why?
Kenny: I don't know, man. Had nothing better to do.
Kenny: People really listen to you, you know? I mean...
[suddenly pulls out gun]
Kenny: they HAVE to!
Kenny: Plus, the benefits are great, you know
Andrew Largeman: But Kenny, the last time I saw you, you were doing coke lines off a urinal.
Kenny: I know, I know, man... but it was time for me to grow up, you know? Plus, I wasn't making shit at that fish market. No one knew who I was, I couldn't get laid. Yeah, it's a much better situation for me now.

I need a man like Zack Braff...or a girl like Natalie Portman for that matter *sigh*

[Amadeus]

baavgai, on 13 Nov, 2008 - 09:49 AM, said:

"They're dead Dave. They're all dead Dave." Believe it or not, this line is hilarious in context.

Could not agree more.

Milo: You think you are so fucking cool, don't you? You think you are so fucking cool. But just once, I would like to hear you scream in pain...
Joe Hallenbeck: Play some rap music.

[supersloth]

garden state is not so much a girly movie as it is an excellent movie.

[PsychoCoder]

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Guns...lots of guns...

[absynthe]

supersloth, on 13 Nov, 2008 - 12:27 PM, said:

garden state is not so much a girly movie as it is an excellent movie.

I fall more in love with you by the day
I knew there was a softy in there!

This post has been edited by absynthe: 13 November 2008 - 11:34 AM

[Winstinology]

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"And where's he going?.. No where! Where you going?...No where!"

[supersloth]

You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me?

[NeoTifa]

"You just brought a knife... to a gun fight!"

[Gloin]

INTERVIEWER: So, Roy, let me ask you. What have you been doing all these years?

ROY: Ah, well, the-the-uh-- After, after the hand, I-- There-there, no, there was the ‘80’s. You know, for a while, I-- (clears throat) Drinking. Yeah, a lot, a lot of drinking.

INTERVIEWER: Are you still drinking?

ROY: No-no-no-no, I-I don’t-- That-that’s behind me now. I just-- Why, are you buying?

--Dialogue from Kingpin

This post has been edited by Gloin: 13 November 2008 - 03:42 PM

[gabehabe]

You've got red on you.

[baavgai]

"What is best in life: Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!"

"It's not a tumor!"

"If it bleeds, we can kill it."

"The difference is... I'm just going to kill you."

"Have you ever killed anyone?" "Yeah, but they were all bad."

"If I am not me, who da hell am I?"

"I'm not into politics, I'm into survival"

"Hasta la vista, baby!"

It's probably 20 years since Arnold was cool, but he was the king of cheesy lines in his time. He actually added some of those lines himself. I'm sure there are a lot more of these. It's hard to say something as mundane as "I'll be back" without hearing that wonderfully awkward voice in your head.

[NeoTifa]

gabehabe, on 13 Nov, 2008 - 02:39 PM, said:

You've got red on you.

Oh my god yes! Have my babies!!!!!

[supersloth]

shaun of the dead quotes is all it takes huh?


Gimme a whiskey, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby.

[KYA]

Huh. Wouldn't have imagined Shaun of the Dead to be the one to get em' wet.

[supersloth]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.