Math of a woman

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Math of a woman

Posted 23 November 2008 - 09:52 AM

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Re: Math of a woman

Posted 23 November 2008 - 09:54 AM

The Notorious B.I.G said it best:


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Posted 23 November 2008 - 09:56 AM

it is so true ;)
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Posted 23 November 2008 - 10:01 AM

Pure genius. I'm going to write my Ph.D thesis on this. :P
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Re: Math of a woman

Posted 23 November 2008 - 10:04 AM

And? Are we covering something new here?

If you want to see it in action, look at the ladies of the Caffeine Lounge. They are some of my biggest stars of the hit DIC drama "DIC's All My Programmers". I should start another series with just them titled "The real housewives of orange DIC". I bet the Slice network would take the spin off.

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Posted 23 November 2008 - 10:16 AM

That would be something worth watching Martyr!!!!! (I know i would...)

Keep in mind that most men today can't function without a woman, and you will find that while women=problems you will also discover that..

Men-Women= Screwed(in all the wrong ways)xIn need of clean laundry!

Sorry guys, but Almost all of the men I know would be in that very predicament. They depend on either their mothers or girlfriends to do their laundry, keep them fed, and keep them happy (not the mothers part on that, I hope).
Thankfully my wife and I share the laundry, cooking, and cleaning here, and planning is left to her. (I couldn't be bothered with planning, I like to be too spontaneous!!)

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Re: Math of a woman

Posted 23 November 2008 - 02:59 PM

Just when I thought the maturity of the general population of the caffeine lounge couldn't get any lower...
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Posted 24 November 2008 - 12:22 AM

oh come on... itīs just a joke..

I knew women are one of the most improtant things in a manīs life!
But i believe, that a man can be happy and be feed without a woman...
Yes really, men can live on their own, it s unbelievable, but true ;)

B.Ihde

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Re: Math of a woman

Posted 24 November 2008 - 12:28 AM

this was like a neutered and awkward version of this image that's been going around forever and a day.

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Posted 24 November 2008 - 12:33 AM

I (a dude) live with my father (also a dude). He is single, he does the laundry, and I do the dishes. So HA!!!

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Re: Math of a woman

Posted 24 November 2008 - 08:26 AM

View Postsupersloth, on 24 Nov, 2008 - 01:28 AM, said:

this was like a neutered and awkward version of this image that's been going around forever and a day.

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I've been looking through the DIC uploads, that image is like one of the first images ever uploaded to this site. Look for yourself.
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Re: Math of a woman

Posted 24 November 2008 - 01:26 PM

Men are like..... Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long.

Men are like..... Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like..... Computers.
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

Men are like..... Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like..... Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

Men are like..... Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like..... Bank Accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate interest.

Men are like..... Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just LOOK SILLY.

Men are like..... Snowstorms.
You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he will last.

Men are like..... Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.

Men are like..... Vacations.
They never seem to be long enough.

Men are like..... Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.

Men are like..... High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Men are like..... Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like..... Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

Men are like..... Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like..... Cement.
After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

Men are like..... Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like..... Curling irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

Men are like..... Lawn Mowers.
If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.

Men are like..... Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Men are like..... Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like..... Mini skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.

Men are like..... Noodles.
They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

Men are like..... Plungers.
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.

Men are like..... Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.
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Re: Math of a woman

Posted 24 November 2008 - 01:36 PM

Some of those were pretty funny!
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Re: Math of a woman

Posted 24 November 2008 - 03:11 PM

ALL of them were pretty funny.
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Posted 24 November 2008 - 05:25 PM

Wow absynthe, thats a brutal turn around. I still laughed though.
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