If Jesus rose from the dead,

and Zombies rise from the dead . . .

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Does Jesus eat brains?

  1. Yes (4 votes [44.44%])

    Percentage of vote: 44.44%

  2. No (2 votes [22.22%])

    Percentage of vote: 22.22%

  3. BBRRRAAAINNNZZ (3 votes [33.33%])

    Percentage of vote: 33.33%

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#1 GWatt  Icon User is offline

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If Jesus rose from the dead,

Posted 24 December 2008 - 11:23 PM

Does that mean Jesus wants to eat our brains?
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Re: If Jesus rose from the dead,

Posted 24 December 2008 - 11:33 PM

Premise A.. All those who rise from the dead are zombies
Premise B.. Jesus rose from the dead

Then deductive reasoning states conclusion C... Jesus is a zombie. So he probably eats brains since that is what zombies eat. It is probably sound too, but I can't say for sure since I don't personally know Jesus. He never ran in my social circles.

But logic is right there. Good call GWatt! :^:

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Re: If Jesus rose from the dead,

Posted 24 December 2008 - 11:38 PM

BRAAAAINS...

Yeap. The Son of (Dead) Man, all right.
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Re: If Jesus rose from the dead,

Posted 25 December 2008 - 01:19 AM

Jesus is NOT a zombie! he is our savior and the son of GOD, zombies dont even exist...

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Re: If Jesus rose from the dead,

Posted 25 December 2008 - 04:59 AM

This is more of an Easter thread...

Technically, it's the followers that drink of the blood and eat of the body. Presumably there are brains in their somewhere. ;)

Anyway, Happy Xmas to all. And to those who don't celebrate, rejoice! Those bloody awful xmas songs are nearly over.
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Re: If Jesus rose from the dead,

Posted 25 December 2008 - 05:55 AM

bassvgai, it is Christmas and not Xmas...
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Re: If Jesus rose from the dead,

Posted 25 December 2008 - 07:41 AM

View Postayman_mastermind, on 25 Dec, 2008 - 06:55 AM, said:

bassvgai, it is Christmas and not Xmas...


I disagree. It's spelling. Xmas predates most of the other xmas crap by centuries.

Besides, if you can spell my name wrong, you're pretty much asking for my to spell yours wrong. :P
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Re: If Jesus rose from the dead,

Posted 25 December 2008 - 08:02 AM

baavgai, sorry it was a typo :P
pertaining to xmas thanks for clarification but why are we supposed to use abbreviations for the word christmas? its not that long word...
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Re: If Jesus rose from the dead,

Posted 25 December 2008 - 08:06 AM

Why is this this in the heated topics forum?

Know what's funny? It's perfectly acceptable in our society to make fun of Christians, but as soon as it is done to any other group everyone calls foul.


Glad you're all having a laugh.
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Re: If Jesus rose from the dead,

Posted 25 December 2008 - 08:08 AM

This thread is F.U.B.A.R
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Re: If Jesus rose from the dead,

Posted 25 December 2008 - 08:20 AM

View Postayman_mastermind, on 25 Dec, 2008 - 09:02 AM, said:

but why are we supposed to use abbreviations for the word christmas? its not that long word...


Good question. The honest answer, I feel that popularizing religious terms is vaguely sacrilegious. The whole reason for the Xp abbreviation was not just common recognition, but also saving the real deal for proper venues. When it comes to Christmas, I'm relieved to use the out. It's actually respect, believe it or not.
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Re: If Jesus rose from the dead,

Posted 25 December 2008 - 08:47 AM

i see... anyways thanks baavgai for your clarification :)

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Why is this this in the heated topics forum?

i don't know :P , this thread shouldn't even exist because its main topic is really humiliating to Christ and Christians... It really feels so bad when you hear somebody comparing the one you worship to a zombie...
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Re: If Jesus rose from the dead,

Posted 25 December 2008 - 08:59 AM

Humiliate is not the right word in my opinion. Irritate, aggravate, etc... would be a more appropriate word, again in my opinion.

This entire thread is trolling. It would be tolerable if GWatt wanted to start a discussion concerning the events of Christ's final days, etc... but it doesn't.

Good thing I won't strap a bomb to my chest and find GWatt.
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Re: If Jesus rose from the dead,

Posted 25 December 2008 - 09:21 AM

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Irritate, aggravate

That's exactly the right word for description, and that's exactly what i felt when i first read the topic of the thread...
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Re: If Jesus rose from the dead,

Posted 25 December 2008 - 09:52 AM

I know not everyone here is from America, but its worth saying:

I may not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death, your right to say it.

Please move this out of the heated topics.
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