HALP ME WIV TEH COEDZ PLIZZZ

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HALP ME WIV TEH COEDZ PLIZZZ

Posted 08 January 2009 - 12:11 PM

What's the funniest email you've ever had from the kids who want homework help through DIC?

This one I had recently amused me:

The FULL email said:

HI
I M PRIYANKA
PLS HELP TO ME TO FOR PROJECT


I tend to get these weekly. Makes for laughs, I guess. :)

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Posted 08 January 2009 - 12:15 PM

Dang it...I'm not that popular then....I never get these!
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Posted 08 January 2009 - 12:18 PM

Well.. I get these all the time..

View Postsender removed, on 8 Jan, 2009 - 11:15 AM, said:

Wow, You're so schmexy..
You could do my homework any day..
Love <3<3<3

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Posted 08 January 2009 - 12:26 PM

You been sending yourself emails again, Gloin? ROFL.


Other than that, I just read my spam for once. [There was only one in there]

They used a double negative, and it made me laugh.

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It is NOT a NOT A Get-Rich Quick Scheme!


The full email has spellings such as IN>COME and m.oney:

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The Income University System is virtually 100% automated, you can work as little as an hour per day and make thousands of dollars a week.

This system is so powerful you will start making m.oney the first day you begin this!
I have designed this to be a complete turnkey m.oney making opportunity for you.
I found an amazingly simple and profitable way how anyone can create guaranteed
stream of in>come taking advantage of the hottest and most lucrative opportunities for making m.oney on the Internet.

YOU DO NOT EVEN NEED TO SELL ANYTHING!
YOU DO NOT EVEN NEED TO RECRUIT ANYONE!

IT'S SO EASY - EVERYONE CAN DO IT!

THERE IS NO EX.PERIENCE REQUIRED!

It is NOT a NOT A Get-Rich Quick Scheme!
It is NOT a Face To Face Selling program of Any Kind!
It is NOT a Trial Offer to sign up for!
It is NOT some garbage product that refers you to purchase other garbage products.
It is NOT a M.LM, a Pyramid Scheme, Gifting or anything else like that.
It is NOT like anything you have ever seen.

But the "In>come University - System has even more advantages:

YOU DO NOT need to have your own product!
YOU DO NOT sell anything in person or by phone!
YOU DO NOT have to talk to anyone on the phone!
YOU DO NOT email people!


For Full Details please read the attached .html file

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Posted 08 January 2009 - 12:49 PM

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If we work together I'm sure we could figure it out! What's your IM?


a couple like this when I tell someone I have no clue how to help them :)
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Posted 08 January 2009 - 12:55 PM

InCreAse the size of ure MeMb3r for cheap cheap money
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Posted 08 January 2009 - 01:03 PM

View Postabsynthe, on 8 Jan, 2009 - 12:49 PM, said:

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If we work together I'm sure we could figure it out! What's your IM?


a couple like this when I tell someone I have no clue how to help them :)

They might be looking for more than homework help. ;)
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Posted 08 January 2009 - 01:08 PM

That's what I thought.

You actually reply to them?
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Posted 08 January 2009 - 01:13 PM

It would definitely depend on their avatar :D
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Posted 08 January 2009 - 02:01 PM

Put em' down lock key, boom!
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Posted 08 January 2009 - 02:38 PM

View Postgabehabe, on 8 Jan, 2009 - 11:26 AM, said:

You been sending yourself emails again, Gloin? ROFL.


Ya, but can you really blame me?!
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Posted 08 January 2009 - 03:30 PM

View Postgabehabe, on 8 Jan, 2009 - 01:08 PM, said:

You actually reply to them?


If yes then, "What's your IM?" lol.
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Posted 08 January 2009 - 04:00 PM

I never get PMs or emails from people like this... well, I guess that's not a bad thing though :)
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Posted 08 January 2009 - 04:10 PM

View Postgabehabe, on 8 Jan, 2009 - 12:26 PM, said:

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It is NOT a NOT A Get-Rich Quick Scheme!


The full email has spellings such as IN>COME and m.oney:

Quote

The Income University System is virtually 100% automated, you can work as little as an hour per day and make thousands of dollars a week.

This system is so powerful you will start making m.oney the first day you begin this!
I have designed this to be a complete turnkey m.oney making opportunity for you.
I found an amazingly simple and profitable way how anyone can create guaranteed
stream of in>come taking advantage of the hottest and most lucrative opportunities for making m.oney on the Internet.

YOU DO NOT EVEN NEED TO SELL ANYTHING!
YOU DO NOT EVEN NEED TO RECRUIT ANYONE!

IT'S SO EASY - EVERYONE CAN DO IT!

THERE IS NO EX.PERIENCE REQUIRED!

It is NOT a NOT A Get-Rich Quick Scheme!
It is NOT a Face To Face Selling program of Any Kind!
It is NOT a Trial Offer to sign up for!
It is NOT some garbage product that refers you to purchase other garbage products.
It is NOT a M.LM, a Pyramid Scheme, Gifting or anything else like that.
It is NOT like anything you have ever seen.

But the "In>come University - System has even more advantages:

YOU DO NOT need to have your own product!
YOU DO NOT sell anything in person or by phone!
YOU DO NOT have to talk to anyone on the phone!
YOU DO NOT email people!


For Full Details please read the attached .html file


What do you do then if you don't do anything? Then what is it, if it's nothing? This sounds like a zen riddle >.<
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Posted 08 January 2009 - 04:52 PM

You send in money, and they send you more money than you originally sent in.. It's kind of like a dumbed down version of our Federal Monetary System..
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