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Reasons I am better than you

Posted 10 February 2009 - 12:38 PM

this could be a really long list.

but really, just because i survived a blowout today on a highway. it could have been the end of me. but i used my skills from years of video game playing to save me. honestly, during and after i thought of video games, and used the application of gas to stop the loss of control instead of exacerbating the problem by braking.

video games have saved my life. fuck you jack thompson.

now i'm going to play halo so that i know how to kill aliens when they attack.

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Re: Reasons I am better than you

Posted 10 February 2009 - 12:40 PM

View Postcapty99, on 10 Feb, 2009 - 11:38 AM, said:

video games have saved my life. fuck you jack thompson.


Didn't he lose his law license? I thought we already won this battle, and we all agree that video games are FTW.
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Re: Reasons I am better than you

Posted 10 February 2009 - 12:48 PM

Yes video games have increased my reaction time allowing me another fight to be had.

Screw Jack Thompson you faggot!

Dear Bungie.net - Fix your ranking system.
Dear Epic - Fix your f-ing multiplayer.

I have been honing my Zombie hunting skills in L4d so I am personally ready for the Zombie Apocalypse.
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Re: Reasons I am better than you

Posted 10 February 2009 - 12:51 PM

i wish you died.

i also wish you hadn't included things that the easily distracted could focus on.

:wub: :wub: :wub:
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Re: Reasons I am better than you

Posted 10 February 2009 - 01:01 PM

my roommate and i's daily farewell in the morning is :

i hope you die in a fiery car wreck.

we forgot to say it this morning.

messed up.

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Re: Reasons I am better than you

Posted 10 February 2009 - 01:35 PM

View Postcapty99, on 10 Feb, 2009 - 10:38 AM, said:

now i'm going to play halo so that i know how to kill aliens when they attack.


My son and I played Halo III for almost 9 hours yesterday. We're ready for when they attack :P
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Posted 10 February 2009 - 01:57 PM

I dropped Halo 3 and moved on to COD4. I figure it's more likely that I'll end up in a modern war than 1000 years in the future fighting non-existent aliens with non-existent technology. Seems like a logical choice to me.
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Re: Reasons I am better than you

Posted 10 February 2009 - 02:00 PM

Dude, you're Canadian, and the polar bears are already dying off. You're *totally* safe! ;)
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Re: Reasons I am better than you

Posted 10 February 2009 - 02:08 PM

View PostJackOfAllTrades, on 10 Feb, 2009 - 03:00 PM, said:

Dude, you're Canadian, and the polar bears are already dying off. You're *totally* safe! ;)


LOL. Badgers, there could be badgers. :P
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Re: Reasons I am better than you

Posted 10 February 2009 - 02:39 PM

I used to play Leisure suit Larry in the land of the Lounge Lizards when I was little.. Needless to say I now know all there is to know about s_x and seducing women.
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Re: Reasons I am better than you

Posted 10 February 2009 - 03:20 PM

View PostJackOfAllTrades, on 10 Feb, 2009 - 01:00 PM, said:

Dude, you're Canadian, and the polar bears are already dying off. You're *totally* safe! ;)


hahaha....

Yeah BTW Canada is at war right now, I guess it's kinda hard to remember that since you guys manage to bomb us all the time even though we're on the same side.



Oops, I mean, durr Doughnuts!
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Re: Reasons I am better than you

Posted 10 February 2009 - 05:55 PM

Hmmm...does not take a crystal ball to see what's coming now. Mike, I've successfully navigated the road you are about to embark on. Word of advice...stay calm, and use facts to back up your statements when dealing with the posts I foresee in your future. [ghost voice] ooooooooooohhhhhhh/[ghost voice]
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Re: Reasons I am better than you

Posted 10 February 2009 - 06:20 PM

I'm not quite ready for a zombie appocalypse yet, but I feel confident about saving the world from evil blue pigs and saving princesses :D
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Re: Reasons I am better than you

Posted 10 February 2009 - 07:44 PM

so yeah. cod4 is much better than halo 3,

but since i got my golden cross a while back, and dominated that game.

and cod World at war isn't as good... i'm trying to rekindle my love for halo

so far its not working , its just not the same game anymore. its not the best out there so its hard to play.

plus its a bitch being like a 45 and playing hard guys and not remembering how to reload

check out the other reason i am better than yall :

http://www.tylerjame...chool-gets-you/
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Re: Reasons I am better than you

Posted 10 February 2009 - 07:55 PM

I pull turnips out of the ground. Unless I've had the mushroom, then they are coins.

:D :^:
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