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You know you're a programer when...

Posted 26 February 2009 - 05:41 AM

I recently saw a thread on Ubuntu Forums entitled "You know you're a geek when..." I decided to start one at DIC for programers. One rule, no "When you post in this thread." posts. Anyway, I'll start..

...when you always start counting from 0.
...you consider yourself multilingual because you know C, C++, Java, HTML, and Ruby.

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Re: You know you're a programer when...

Posted 26 February 2009 - 06:26 PM

When you dream in code!!! :D

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Re: You know you're a programer when...

Posted 26 February 2009 - 07:05 PM

when hibernation means going to the restroom then back to the computer =))

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Re: You know you're a programer when...

Posted 26 February 2009 - 08:41 PM

When your writing out the solution for a math proof and each line ends in a ';' :D

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Re: You know you're a programer when...

Posted 26 February 2009 - 08:58 PM

that was a good one ant.

when a lot of your posts have
  
in it

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Re: You know you're a programer when...

Posted 26 February 2009 - 09:35 PM

View PostBigAnt, on 26 Feb, 2009 - 05:26 PM, said:

When you dream in code!!! :D

Actualy have had something like that happen. Strangest thing ever.



.. when you write out math problems the same way you'd write them in your code.

..when you put code in your im/email conversations when it would be shorter to explain something that way.

...when you become disapointed with the new phone you liked a min. ago because its 'full' keyboard is missing symbols that are essential to the language you use most.

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Re: You know you're a programer when...

Posted 27 February 2009 - 11:09 AM

When the calculator you are using is giving a wrong answer and you say: Must be a hardware problem.

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Re: You know you're a programer when...

Posted 27 February 2009 - 03:42 PM

When one of the reasons Windows stinks is because its API is sh*t to code in compared to Qt, and you know because you tried both.

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Re: You know you're a programer when...

Posted 28 February 2009 - 09:50 AM

when your english professors fail you while handing back an essay full of red marks explaining how it's not correct grammer and you argue saying that you tested it and it ran correctly.

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Re: You know you're a programer when...

Posted 28 February 2009 - 01:02 PM

View Postcomputerfox, on 28 Feb, 2009 - 09:50 AM, said:

when your english professors fail you while handing back an essay full of red marks explaining how it's not correct grammer and you argue saying that you tested it and it ran correctly.

Try including a page of "Regular" english with the essay explaining how to run it (Note to self. Strat coding my papers)

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Re: You know you're a programer when...

Posted 28 February 2009 - 01:13 PM

When you die in the shower because of a shampoo bottle.

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Re: You know you're a programer when...

Posted 28 February 2009 - 07:11 PM

View PostBigAnt, on 28 Feb, 2009 - 01:13 PM, said:

When you die in the shower because of a shampoo bottle.

heard that one before lol

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Re: You know you're a programer when...

Posted 17 March 2009 - 07:43 PM

when you say "intimate relationship" you mean you're very attached to your computer

when you can't sleep without your laptop being next to you :)

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Re: You know you're a programer when...

Posted 20 March 2009 - 05:14 PM

View PostBigAnt, on 28 Feb, 2009 - 02:13 PM, said:

When you die in the shower because of a shampoo bottle.

I don't get it.

Maybe i'm not a programmer.

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Re: You know you're a programer when...

Posted 20 March 2009 - 06:10 PM

Shampoo bottle == infinite loop:

Lather
Rinse
Repeat

:lol:

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