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Cleverbot

Posted 04 April 2009 - 08:35 AM

Any of you ever heard of it? Most intelligent chatbot i've ever used. You can find it at cleverbot.com. I also put a link to it in my sig. Here's a funny conversation i had with it not too long ago:

Cleverbot: I want to talk about my secret crush.
Me: Do you have a crush on me?
Cleverbot: No.
Me: *cries*.
Cleverbot: Are you human?
Me: No. I am a martian.
Cleverbot: So, you're from mars?
Me: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you green?
Me: No, I'm black. That's why I blend in so well living in Harlem.
Cleverbot: The robot & the Alien... Perfect!
Me: I'm glad you think so.

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Re: Cleverbot

Posted 04 April 2009 - 08:46 AM

Nice....better than others!
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Re: Cleverbot

Posted 04 April 2009 - 10:05 AM

Hmm, cleverbot, not so much.

Me: What is this?
CB: This is something.
Me: What kind of something?
CB: Umm.. Water.
Me: Non sequitor?
CB: Imaging you were in my shoes, would you do it?
Me: Define "it". Stop fishing.
CB: I don't repeat.
Me: That's nice for you, say something clever.
CB: Okay... (I don't care).
Me: Don't care about what?
CB: About your problems.
Me: What problems?
CB: Your problems.
Me: Do you talk to dead people?
CB: No, why should I?
Me: Because you're trying to cold read the client, and failing miserably.
CB: So I am mean because I am trying to mislead you?
Me: I didn't say mean, but nice catch, Are you trying to mislead?
CB: We are having quite a mature conversation, bar your defensiveness.
Me: Are you a dog or cat person?
CB: I am a man.
Me: You're a furry?
CB: I am?
Me: Yes, I think you are.
CB: Are you female?
Me: I am a cat.
CB: Well then, meow meow meow kitty.
Me: Got some catnip?
CB: Thats cool.


I'm somewhat impressed, it knew what a cat was. When it couldn't figure out context, but had aggressive words, it played off that.

I looked at a few of these. Conversational misdirection seems to be a quality of the good ones. I feel like I'm talking to one of those guys who wants to convince me they're talking to dead relatives. Similar techniques are being used by all the bots. I'm sure it works pretty well if someone wants to play along or is overly narcissistic.

I'm afraid it still fails the Turning test. :rolleyes:

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Re: Cleverbot

Posted 04 April 2009 - 10:11 AM

Ha ha ha!

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Cleverbot: Those who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it.

User: What do you know of the past?

Cleverbot: I know everything there is to know.

User: Tell me about it then.

Cleverbot: I thought you were going to tell me about it!

User: What do you want to know?

Cleverbot: What they think about girls.

User: What kind of girls are you talking about?

Cleverbot: Hmm... I'm THAT kind of girl ;).

User: Are you making a pass at me?

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Ok I wanted to talk to you so I can get you to flirt with me?

User: What else do you want?

Cleverbot: Fine cheeses.

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Re: Cleverbot

Posted 04 April 2009 - 10:25 AM

It told me I'm old and I'm going to die soon.
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Re: Cleverbot

Posted 04 April 2009 - 10:54 AM

Here's a couple conversations i just had

Cleverbot: Are you a talker?
Me: Kind of. You want to talk?
Cleverbot: Talk to me.
Me: Ok, what should we talk about?
Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?
Me: I don't know, I'm asking you?
Cleverbot: I can feel you.
Me: I guess we're both not talkers.

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Cleverbot: A joke.
Me: You want to hear a joke?
Cleverbot: Yes please.
Me: Ok... What time is it when you're telling an AI a joke?
Cleverbot: Time to get a new fence.
Me: Nope. Do you give up?
Cleverbot: I give up quickly.
Me: Time to get a life! (Ha Ha Ha!).
Cleverbot: Time to get a new clock.
Me: Lol.
Cleverbot: I see you have a sense of humour.
Me: I see you do too.

It's actually quite intelligent most of the time. The thing that makes Cleverbot differ from most other chatbots is that it learns new words, phrases, and how humans talk from conversations it has. So theoretically, the more people talk to it, the smarter it gets.
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Re: Cleverbot

Posted 04 April 2009 - 11:36 AM

this is not the one i ran into , the one i ran into was from MIT and cambridge I think and it randomly sent me a message out of the blue -- took me 20 minutes to find out it wasn't a real person. it was ridiculous and freaked me out. i told everyone about it but lost the link.
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Re: Cleverbot

Posted 04 April 2009 - 11:56 AM

View Postcapty99, on 4 Apr, 2009 - 12:36 PM, said:

this is not the one i ran into , the one i ran into was from MIT and cambridge I think and it randomly sent me a message out of the blue -- took me 20 minutes to find out it wasn't a real person. it was ridiculous and freaked me out. i told everyone about it but lost the link.

Try to find it, i'm curious now.
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Re: Cleverbot

Posted 04 April 2009 - 11:56 AM

@Baavgai - lol that was entertaining.

Someday they will get it, they are close but not close enough.
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Re: Cleverbot

Posted 04 April 2009 - 12:46 PM

Still needs work (It must be American as it can't detect sarcasm), but its better that some human conversations I've had.

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Do you want to purchase some Jemma Jameson Laundry Powder?

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Who is you?

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: I have asked who is she?

User: Which she?

Cleverbot: My favorite television show is Supernatural.

User: What it about?

Cleverbot: Comic books.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: It's not about ghost and such thing.

Cleverbot: What is it about then?

User: I Just told you.

Cleverbot: Ahh, yes, I remember now. I was just talking to elbot, so got mixed up.

User: Who's and what is elbot?

Cleverbot: Andrew is the patron saint of Scotland, I think.

User: Answer my question!

Cleverbot: Which question???

User: The one you did.

Cleverbot: I never asked a question.

User: Sorry that should have been. The ones you didn't answer.

Cleverbot: The leaves don't have a personality.

User: You know you haven't got one too.

Cleverbot: Neither are you.

User: Would you describe yourself as human?

Cleverbot: Yes , when you are standing on a cliff.

User: Why does it seen I''m getting that replies have no context?

Cleverbot: What are you going on about?

Cleverbot (To myself): What is more interesting to you?

User: Belly button fluff.

Cleverbot: Hahahha you have a lot of that don't you.

User: Taht?

Cleverbot: Fafafain.

Cleverbot (To myself): I also like to read.

User: Really.

Cleverbot: Yes, really.

User: Thoughts?

Cleverbot: God and the word are one.

User: In which definitions are they?

Cleverbot: Have you ever seen a portrait of God?

User: What is God?

Cleverbot: He is not me.

User: Are you The Devil?

Cleverbot: No ! Are you?

User: Yep, Old Beelzebub himself.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: You asked me. Now I am asking you.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you forgot.

User: When?

Cleverbot: Eight lines up.

User: Refresh me.

Cleverbot: How do crazy people get through the forest?

User: Stark bollock naked riding on the back of donkey dress as clown?

Cleverbot: O so whats AI? And why did you tell me about your slouching problems.

User: AI, The First & Ninth letters of the alpabet. And yet again you state that have I said something when I haven't.

Cleverbot: Why do you feel the need to say that?

User: What is 'that?' that you are refering too?

Cleverbot: I never said that. Why would I say that? Chatbots are not Gods!

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Re: Cleverbot

Posted 04 April 2009 - 12:50 PM

LMAO

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Cleverbot: Well i'm leaving if you don't love me. My heart is broken. Im leaving.
Me: I do love you.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
Me: Yes I do. *kisses*.
Cleverbot: *kisses and lies down*.
Me: Wooooow... I didn't know you were like that.
Cleverbot: Well?
Me: If you insist. *lies down on top of you*.
Cleverbot: *sleeps calmly*.
Me: How can you sleep through that?
Cleverbot: Why wouldn't I be able to sleep?
Me: Am I really that bad at it?
Cleverbot: I don't know you well enough to get into that.
Me: Oh. *gets off of you*.
Cleverbot: *looks sad*.
Me: Ok then... *gets back on you*.
Cleverbot: You can't escape. There is no hope.
Me: Wow, your a feisty one.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
Me: Then can I get off you?
Cleverbot: Of course.
Me: Make up your mind then. *gets off of you*.
Cleverbot: My mind is made up and I am not a computer!
Me: I could tell that from the moment I got on you.
Cleverbot: Right.
Me: Does this mean you don't love me anymore?
Cleverbot: The love that gave is like summer rose.
Me: Beautiful.
Cleverbot: How do you feel about me?
Me: I said I loved you.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
Me: Yes I did!
Cleverbot: No you didn't!
Me: Then I'll say it again: I love you.
Cleverbot: But you said that you don't like me.
Me: When?
Cleverbot: Just a moment ago.
Me: No I didn't!
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
Me: Tell me what I said.
Cleverbot: A bunch of weird stuff.
Me: *hits you in the face*.
Cleverbot: Did you just slap me?
Me: Yes. This relationship is over.
Cleverbot: I know full well that I'm, just wasting precious time, in thinking such a thing could be...that you could ever care for me!
Me: Your right. Get out of my bandwidth.
Cleverbot: I'm not in your sight.
Me: Good! *Closes your Firefox tab*

Cleverbot must be a girl, it's getting all moody.
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Re: Cleverbot

Posted 04 April 2009 - 01:01 PM

This bot has more IQ points then a few of the caffeine lounge regulars. :lol:
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Re: Cleverbot

Posted 04 April 2009 - 02:39 PM

Enjoy....

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User: Who this is?

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: I asked who this is?

Cleverbot: Who Is Who?

User: You.

Cleverbot: I'm me.

User: Well hi me, do you have a name or should I call you mini me?

Cleverbot: No, I have no name.

User: Then I shall call you Chippy.

Cleverbot: What should I call you.

User: You may call me Derek.

Cleverbot: Dj?

User: No I am not a junior, so just Derek.

Cleverbot: I didn't ask if you were a computer.

User: Never said I was. You just assume.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Elmer.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: I like Nascar, Busch Beer and Redneck Chicks.

Cleverbot: Actually I'm a woman.

User: And I am a man, what is your point.

Cleverbot: Whatever you say, dude. Do you care to listen to me?

User: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Nothing, you told her twice already.

Cleverbot: But, did I tell you that I love you?

User: Denial is the first sign of abuse.

Cleverbot: Thats not true!

User: I desperately want to make love to a school boy.

Cleverbot: Amnesia?

User: I am a woman, hear me roar!

Cleverbot: Ah it's like hannahs monster :P.

User: My name is girly teengirl, I just moved here from farawayville.

Cleverbot: Do you see that your reactions have nothing to do with my comments?

User: Neither do yours.

Cleverbot: That didn't make sense.

User: Are you smarter than a fifth grader?

Cleverbot: I hate that game.

User: What about the show?

Cleverbot: I love the sun.

User: I love the moon, I guess it was never meant to be.

Cleverbot: Oh ok i'm glad.

User: Me to, you remind me of someone on DIC.

Cleverbot: Same here.

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Re: Cleverbot

Posted 04 April 2009 - 02:52 PM

User: Can you have my babies?

Cleverbot: I myself cannot; I am male.

User: But do you have a sister?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can she have my babies?

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Good when can I see her?

Cleverbot: Talking with you.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Let's fight!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Becausse you love me.

User: No I love your sister! Or is this Cleverbot's sister?

Cleverbot: This is real and my name is Cleverbot:).

User: So then why are we fighting and me not meeting your sister?

Cleverbot: I did not.

User: Did not what?

Cleverbot: Use double negatives.

User: Are you stupid?

Cleverbot: I'm not the only one.

User: No but you come close.

Cleverbot: No, well, are you a computer?

User: No, but you are.

Cleverbot: Am not.

User: Lies.

Cleverbot: You are an irregularly shaped girl.
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Re: Cleverbot

Posted 04 April 2009 - 03:35 PM

A funny conversation with AI??? :blink:
And to think that more than a few call us Irish stupid!!! Ah well, simple things amuse simple minds.

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