I am a junior at Wright State University. My major is computer engineering, though I really want to be a game designer when I grow up. I used to work for the DoD, but I got laid off due to budget cuts and Congress acting like 4 year olds, so now I work at a sandpaper factory, cutting and packaging sandpaper belts. I also used to be in the Air Force Reserve Officer Training Corps at WSU, but I was "too fat" lulz. I'm not really fat, I just a lil chubs maybe. I hide it well. Ummm... my gpa isn't that great because of some personal stuff and due to the lazy freshman syndrome (which thankfully I've recovered from), though I am far more intelligent than I appear and people take me for.

My languages of choice are Java and German, though I'm fairly new to it. I also speak a little French and Spanish, but it's been a few year since I've taken either. Some of my skills include: a little German, a little French, a little Spanish, programming, a little web dev (I suck majorly), I can draw, I'm pretty good with CAD software, and I was a records custodian, so I'm good at organizing information. That's as far as I can say about myself professionally.

I like pie, preferably Coconut Cream. Favorite cake flavor is my better-than-sex cake or upside-down pineapple. I'm not really a fan of ice cream, though I do enjoy the flavors of strawberry cheesecake, cookie dough, and birthday cake. I hate chocolate ice cream, and pretty much plain milk chocolate period. I prefer my Easter bunnies to be solid while chocolate kthnxbai. I like rock music, opera, symphonic, metal, or any combination of the above, though I will guiltily admit to liking Lady Gaga and Fergie. >_> Also, as of last week, my new secret aspiration is to play Lysistrata in the title play. That'd be baller as hell. I think I'd be just racy enough to pull it off.