I am americas next top model. i never perspire. my strengths outweigh my weaknesses. i am constantly visitor number 999,999 and win tickets to all the best shows. i have made extraordinary four course meals using only a spatula and a toaster oven. im a stellar hugger and a world class cuddler. i dance with the stars. all my programs run error-free on the first try. i consistently beat Chuck Norris in arm-wrestling. i once read crime & punishment, the odyssey and war & peace all in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. i shower daily. i bake 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes flat. i consistently reach the ends of infinite loops. i know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. i always pick the most fullest and symetrical christmas trees. on wednesdays, after practice, i repair electrical appliances free of charge. i sleep once a day.

Basically... I Rock