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Collegiate Chronicles > Joomla Permissions: I Hate You.

Posted 31 July 2013

Long time, no update. My apologies to all those who have been hanging on my every word, my thrill-a-minute Joomla gangsta life... but maybe you should, like, go outside once in a while or something.

Anyway, several months back, the massive pain in the keister site I was working on was officially launched. Now I'm on to piecing together a...

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Collegiate Chronicles > Joomla: It's a love-hate relationship

Posted 04 December 2012

I'm coming down to the wire on this new site launch - 6000+ pages of content painstakingly moved, piece by piece, from a custom coded site into a Joomla powered site. Due to the huge amount of modifications to be made to the content, writing a script to port it all from Site A to Site B didn't seem reasonable - the options were (1) move...

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Collegiate Chronicles > Frankenstorm Meets Frankensystem

Posted 01 November 2012

This week has been a massive. ball. of. stress.

Hurricane Sandy... Sandy... Honestly? That's the fiercest thing they could come up with? Hurricane Sabretooth wasn't an option? Hurricane Sucksalot? Hurricane Sleeplessness? Hurricane Steve the Velociraptor didn't cross anyone's mind? Though I have to give the media credit for...

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Collegiate Chronicles > The Next Chapter...

Posted 10 September 2012

Last week, our Network/Database/SysAdmin quit. This week, I have been named part of a two (wo)man team who will be working together - while still maintaining our regular full-time jobs - to replace him. My new partner-in-crime and I both have a full networking education, but neither of us have used our knowledge in nearly a decade.

Today was...

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Collegiate Chronicles > Joomla Administrator Session Time Out: Quick Fix

Posted 29 August 2012

In what is quickly becoming my extensive experience with Joomla, I have found the single most irritating aspect of the system to be the session time out when using the Administration panel. This time limit can...

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    10 Mar 2014 - 08:23
    No cutting. We're gonna tie you down and shave that bitch. Your face will be as smooth as a baby's diaper rashed ass when we're done with you.
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    no2pencil Icon

    07 Mar 2014 - 09:25
    Amish Mafia? You gonna cut off my beard?
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    BenignDesign Icon

    03 Mar 2014 - 09:49
    I don't need no stinking army. I have the Amish Mafia led by Don Momma.
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    no2pencil Icon

    28 Feb 2014 - 18:57
    Yeah?! You & what Amish Army???
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    BenignDesign Icon

    28 Feb 2014 - 09:49
    Dude, don't make me come down there and kick your ass. I'm in a PMS-induced She-Hulk nerd rage. I could take you. <3
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    no2pencil Icon

    27 Feb 2014 - 20:51
    KYA, you can KMA!
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    no2pencil Icon

    27 Feb 2014 - 14:22
    supersloth, up yours!
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    no2pencil Icon

    27 Feb 2014 - 14:22
    Hey Skaggles... you jack ass!
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    BenignDesign Icon

    27 Feb 2014 - 12:06
    Why are you accosting modi on my wall? That's like starting a fist fight with my neighbor at my birthday party. It ain't right!
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    no2pencil Icon

    27 Feb 2014 - 12:02
    MODI!!!!!!!!!
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    BenignDesign Icon

    27 Feb 2014 - 07:48
    Who? Me? What? I am so confused!!
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    no2pencil Icon

    26 Feb 2014 - 13:21
    What is with you & post disaster photos?
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    modi123_1 Icon

    04 Feb 2014 - 09:54
    Frrrrrrrrrrist post of the year!
    http://i.imgur.com/yelzHoq.jpg
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    24 Dec 2013 - 01:53
    The funny thing is, that's just what I happened to be reading this morning.... oddly appropriate, though.
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    jon.kiparsky Icon

    23 Dec 2013 - 10:27
    Yes, I think that was the point Borges was getting at in recounting Boswell's anecdote of Johnson and the bookseller. (see his Lectures on English Literature, specifically lecture 10, p89 of the English edition issued this year by New Directions)
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