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  1. In Topic: What are you working on today?

    Posted 25 Nov 2014

    View Postrgfirefly24, on 25 November 2014 - 11:35 AM, said:

    View PostBenignDesign, on 25 November 2014 - 10:07 AM, said:

    Should we?


    at least he didn't start his own thread. Gotta give him points for that at least.


    Very valid point. +200 internet points to whats-his-name belgarion.
  2. In Topic: What are you working on today?

    Posted 25 Nov 2014

    View Postbelgarion262, on 25 November 2014 - 06:31 AM, said:

    Hey guys, remember me?


    Should we?
  3. In Topic: What are you working on today?

    Posted 24 Nov 2014

    Today: Work and shopping for a white dress shirt and black slacks for my 8th grader who waited until THIS MORNING to tell me it's required garb for TOMORROW'S County Chorus Concert.

    Tomorrow: Work and aforementioned County Chorus Concert.

    Wednesday: Off work. Have to stop by the bank to activate my new ATM card (because they have the wrong phone number on my account and I can't activate it over the phone because of it). Then a happy, happy, joy, joy phone call to the insurance company regarding a medical bill they claim to have paid, but the medical professionals in question claim they haven't received payment. Then wrapping the gifts currently hiding in the Igloo Cooler in my storage room (it's tied shut with copious amounts of binder twine...it's classy). Then off to buy Turkey Day groceries and do as much food prep as possible before bed.

    Thursday: Off work. Driving to La Casa de Francis and cooking my big ol' ass off so we can eat when he gets home from work. Then driving all the way back home.

    Friday: Off work. Christmas cookies (the cut-out, frosted, sugar cookie type) with the kids. They leave early to go with their father and I start the trek back to Fran's house for the night.

    Saturday: Driving all the way back down to (almost) Podunk to help a friend move. Then driving all the way back to Fran's place for the night.

    Sunday: Grocery shopping, something quick and easy for dinner, then driving all the way back to my place to get ready for another week.

    So.much.driving. And over a holiday weekend. Road rage, here I come! Lock and load, bitches. :gunsmilie:

    Spoiler
  4. In Topic: Fall / Winter 2014 Fitness

    Posted 24 Nov 2014

    I had a follow-up doctor's appointment for my cranial elephantiasis issues on Friday afternoon. After verifying that my face had, in fact, nearly returned to normal, he proceeded to tell me that he had another reason for bringing me back for another appointment: "concerning" test results.

    It was a trifecta of concern:
    • My blood pressure was slightly elevated.
    • My bad cholesterol was slightly higher than desired./My good cholesterol was slightly lower than desired.
    • My A1C (blood glucose) was marginally elevated.


    I was given the choice of starting extremely low dose blood pressure/cholesterol/diabetes meds or getting off my ass, working out, and checking my progress in three months.

    The time has come to shit or get off the proverbial pot. No more sitting around in denial, eating Godiva chocolates off my disgusting mountain of belly fat, playing on my phone, and pretending the gelatinous fat bags on my hips will just melt away on their own.

    It's time to put the fork down and work up a sweat. It's time to accept that I'm not 22 anymore. It's time to let that sense of my own mortality actually sink in.

    I refuse to be dependent on pills at the age of 36.

    Let's. fucking. do. this. :gun_bandana:
  5. In Topic: Favorite Snack Food

    Posted 21 Nov 2014

    View PostNeoTifa, on 21 November 2014 - 10:28 AM, said:

    Beef jerky, mixed nuts, veggie chips (they're baked crisped veggies that crunch like chips at a fraction of the cals), kettle corn in small ammounts, kale chips, etc.



    I'm pretty sure you're my soulmate, neo. :drool:

My Information

Member Title:
holy shitin shishkebobs
Age:
56 years old
Birthday:
May 7, 1958
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Location:
Podunk
Forum Leader:
Caffeine Lounge
Full Name:
Milton Harvey
Years Programming:
17
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Advanced Level:
--HTML/CSS
--PHP/MySQL
--Javascript
--Flash/Actionscript
--XML
--COBOL

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--C++
--VB

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--Ruby

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    modi123_1 Icon

    23 Oct 2014 - 08:22
    If you ever need a 'bouncing tit' image:
    https://i.imgur.com/FEHA4yn.gif
    .. or flapping boobies.
    https://i.imgur.com/NDEtwdi.gif
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    modi123_1 Icon

    03 Oct 2014 - 09:45
    Your group may like these.. https://imgur.com/gallery/ei3CU
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    modi123_1 Icon

    30 Sep 2014 - 06:45
    You seem to be lacking the ol' "college try" on dressing up your cat. http://mousebreath.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/mao-yoda-petco.jpg
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    modi123_1 Icon

    29 Sep 2014 - 14:13
    im in ur commentz, talking about fall.
    https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TjGtr4YPbBE/UK5wEt7U5yI/AAAAAAAADyM/8Kfm322dc_Y/s1600/14404_470374136342049_942922050_n.jpg
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    BenignDesign Icon

    18 Aug 2014 - 06:06
    Oh, Roseline! Girl, you so cray cray!
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    rossypz Icon

    15 Aug 2014 - 01:30
    Hi,I Am Mrs Rose.I am writing to know you more for i have an important issue to discuss with you. for more details write me on This Email: rosse4u2006@hotmail.com wrte to my email..
    God bless.
    Roseline
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    jon.kiparsky Icon

    07 Aug 2014 - 07:43
    http://confusedcatsagainstfeminism.tumblr.com/post/93981901768/gloria-steinem-said-that-a-woman-without-a-man-is
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    jon.kiparsky Icon

    31 Jul 2014 - 21:05
    Dunno if this is near you, or if you're interested, but the Baby Dolls (the burlesque troupe) are going to be in PA and OH this weekend performing. Susquehanna, Cleveland, and Pittsburgh, in that order. If you want to take your hipster, I can send details.
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    BenignDesign Icon

    09 Jul 2014 - 06:53
    Your fuck makes his background majestic.
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    no2pencil Icon

    07 Jul 2014 - 13:25
    My majestic fucks your background.
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    modi123_1 Icon

    20 Jun 2014 - 09:19
    My new background - majestic as fuck.
    http://www.cruzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/001-beautiful-manga-art-eric-proctor.jpg
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    BenignDesign Icon

    10 Mar 2014 - 08:23
    No cutting. We're gonna tie you down and shave that bitch. Your face will be as smooth as a baby's diaper rashed ass when we're done with you.
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    no2pencil Icon

    07 Mar 2014 - 09:25
    Amish Mafia? You gonna cut off my beard?
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    BenignDesign Icon

    03 Mar 2014 - 09:49
    I don't need no stinking army. I have the Amish Mafia led by Don Momma.
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    no2pencil Icon

    28 Feb 2014 - 18:57
    Yeah?! You & what Amish Army???
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