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  1. In Topic: What are you working on today?

    Posted 26 Feb 2015

    I've spent most of my morning avoiding work and cropping scanned #TBT photos for my boyfriend's mother. :punk:
  2. In Topic: What are you working on today?

    Posted 25 Feb 2015

    My day (because I need to vent and Facebook is tired of hearing about it)...

    8:30AM - Email. "I tried uploading these files to the website and it tells me the file type is not supported. They're PDF files just like you told me they had to be in order to put them up there and link them on the site. I can send them to you if you want."

    8:45AM - Email response to my response asking for the PDF files. "I don't know why you need them. I know what I'm doing. Just fix the problem so I can upload them."

    9:00AM - Email response to my response asking, again, for the PDF files. "Why do you need them? Why am I not trusted to do my job? Why do you never believe me when I tell you something? Why can't you just fix the problem?"

    11:00AM - Email. "I don't know what you did to the archive page, but none of this year's archive is listed and you didn't post ANY of the information from 2001-2013. I know we have a full archive going all the way back to 1999! Where's the rest of it?"

    12:30PM - Email response to my response informing user that I haven't touched the archive page since the site went live 3 years ago. "You HAD to do it. No one else can access it. I've tried getting in there, but it's got a picture of a lock by the file and won't let me edit it. You keep me locked out if it, so you can't tell me you didn't do it. You need to fix it NOW."

    1:00PM - Email response to my response informing user the file had been unlocked. "I'm in it now, but we're still missing 12 years of archives! You still haven't explained what happened to them!"

    2:00PM - Email response from previous conversation. "I've attached the files you wanted so badly. I know you think I'm an idiot, but I know how to do things."

    This was all the same person.

    Why was the file locked, you ask?
    Because she checked it out at 2:06PM on February 15, 2015, and never bothered to check it back in. Basically, SHE somehow deleted 12 years worth of the archive and tried to pin it on me.

    Why wouldn't the PDF files upload, you ask?
    Because they weren't PDFs, they were PPTXs. Because she's not an idiot. She knows how to do things.

    Just finished a phone call where I was berated by her boss because she told him I deleted his precious archive and refused to fix the file upload issue. So, yeah, that was fun.
  3. In Topic: What are you working on today?

    Posted 25 Feb 2015

    Today, I'm playing catch-up as I have spent the last two days home with a head cold from hell.

    I feel like the alien in a pool of its own snot from Flight of the Navigator.
  4. In Topic: What's your phone?

    Posted 25 Feb 2015

    After touting the virtues of my Motorola Razr M earlier in this thread, I have come back to inform you that it has passed on to another realm of cellular existence, an alternate, ethereal plane of technological oneness. It did so thanks to a seriously borked boot sector...exactly seven days after my two year contract had completed.

    So I went to the Verizon store and the dude hooked me up with an HTC Desire 612. 48 hours later, I'm about to take it back and shove up his ass. As I posted on Facebook yesterday:


    The salesman told me it had 16gb of internal storage (coupled with my 16gb SD card is plenty). In actuality, it has 8gb of internal storage.

    The salesman told me that, unlike the Razr M, the HTC Desire allowed the user to uninstall unwanted bloatware apps. Negative. When first booted, it had 3 relatively small bloatwares. No biggie. Last night, it demanded I install a buttload of Verizon bloat and would not allow me to continue without installing the apps. So I installed them.

    I spent quite a lot of time last night setting up my screens with the widgets and app links I wanted available. Today, it insisted I download an über buttload of HTC bloatware that I couldn't skip past (none of the VZW or HTC bloat can be removed, by the way).

    After all the crap I don't want was installed, there is LESS THAN 1 gb of available device storage. And after the HTC bloat required reboot, all my screens were restored to factory default and I have to waste another evening setting everything back the way I want it.

    Also, the battery life is crap. If you intend to be anywhere without a charger nearby for more than an hour, expect to have a dead phone.

    My final determination: avoid this one at all costs.
  5. In Topic: when you can't do it

    Posted 18 Feb 2015

    View PostNallnaom, on 18 February 2015 - 12:16 PM, said:

    gimme a break i was sober and down when I wrote this.

    Sooo.... you're telling us that you're generally NOT sober. Nallnaom... the drunkard with an unpronounceable name.

    Cheat sheet for everyone else:

    When Nallnaom says.... 'darn,' he's sober. When he says 'damn it,' he's drunk.
    When Nallnaom says.... 'oh poo!,' he's sober. When he says 'fuck this,' he's knackered.
    When Nallnaom says.... 'number two,' he's sober. When he says 'shit,' he's tanked.

    The last one must be quite a change for poor no2pencil... he's not used to sober men calling his name, as Danny's always blitzed.

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    03 Feb 2015 - 10:45
    That particular item has been brought to my attention previously - by my D&D group. My BFF and I decided the head should be used to decorate the manly bits of our significant others, until it was pointed out the opening was designed for a finger and we realized it would only work for Needle Dick the bug fucker. :(
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    modi123_1 Icon

    30 Jan 2015 - 12:36
    Part of the collection..
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    modi123_1 Icon

    16 Jan 2015 - 08:49
    Children and dwarves.. adwarfable.
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    modi123_1 Icon

    23 Oct 2014 - 08:22
    If you ever need a 'bouncing tit' image:
    .. or flapping boobies.
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    modi123_1 Icon

    03 Oct 2014 - 09:45
    Your group may like these..
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    modi123_1 Icon

    30 Sep 2014 - 06:45
    You seem to be lacking the ol' "college try" on dressing up your cat.
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    modi123_1 Icon

    29 Sep 2014 - 14:13
    im in ur commentz, talking about fall.
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    BenignDesign Icon

    18 Aug 2014 - 06:06
    Oh, Roseline! Girl, you so cray cray!
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    rossypz Icon

    15 Aug 2014 - 01:30
    Hi,I Am Mrs Rose.I am writing to know you more for i have an important issue to discuss with you. for more details write me on This Email: wrte to my email..
    God bless.
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    07 Aug 2014 - 07:43
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    jon.kiparsky Icon

    31 Jul 2014 - 21:05
    Dunno if this is near you, or if you're interested, but the Baby Dolls (the burlesque troupe) are going to be in PA and OH this weekend performing. Susquehanna, Cleveland, and Pittsburgh, in that order. If you want to take your hipster, I can send details.
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    BenignDesign Icon

    09 Jul 2014 - 06:53
    Your fuck makes his background majestic.
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    no2pencil Icon

    07 Jul 2014 - 13:25
    My majestic fucks your background.
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    modi123_1 Icon

    20 Jun 2014 - 09:19
    My new background - majestic as fuck.
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    BenignDesign Icon

    10 Mar 2014 - 08:23
    No cutting. We're gonna tie you down and shave that bitch. Your face will be as smooth as a baby's diaper rashed ass when we're done with you.
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