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  1. In Topic: What are you working on today?

    Posted 6 Jul 2015

    Well, it's Monday... so that sucks.

    But I made it to work on time and had a good cup of coffee... so it's off to a decent start.

    Today, the plan is to finish writing the derpicorn user guide.
  2. In Topic: What are you working on today?

    Posted 2 Jul 2015

    For the entirely of high school, I called him "Butt". Not Buttface, not Buttmunch, not Butthole, just "Butt". ALL. THE. TIME.

    Even now, we never call each other by our names. It's never, "Hi, John, how've you been?" It's, "Hey, dorkwad, what do you want?" He returns the greeting with, "If it was your business, I'd tell you, snaggle face."

    Oh, can you feel the love?

    Seriously, we're 35 and 37 and we still act like we're 12 and 14.
  3. In Topic: What are you working on today?

    Posted 2 Jul 2015

    ....and my little fucknut brother is being discharged!!!

    He was having tracheal spasms and had fluid in his lungs yesterday, but he's got the all-clear today. They're removing the tube, yanking out the catheter, and shipping his bald ass home. What this means is, as his big sister, I don't have to get all sappy and find nice things to say. We can continue our 35 year streak of teasing, tormenting, and generally being assholes to each other.

  4. In Topic: What are you working on today?

    Posted 2 Jul 2015

    View Postdepricated, on 02 July 2015 - 11:29 AM, said:

    View PostBenignDesign, on 02 July 2015 - 02:38 PM, said:

    Note: All additional weekend plans are assuming my brother improves. Little fucknut better improve or I'll have to kick his ass.

    My highest hopes for your brother. As always, if you need to vent I'm happy to lend an ear.

    I'm sure he'll be fine though, sounds like it's all past and he's just recovering now, yea?

    As soon as they let him breathe and pee on his own, I'll agree that he's recovering. Until then, we're not out of the woods. Haven't heard anything from anyone about his condition so far this morning.
  5. In Topic: What are you working on today?

    Posted 2 Jul 2015

    Today is my Friday. I'm eating donuts, cleaning up service desk tickets, and writing a Derpicorn user manual.

    Tonight, I'm meeting my hipster for dinner... then heading to the hospital to see my younger brother who was rushed in for emergency surgery yesterday (ruptured, gangrenous went smoothly, but had complications in recovery - "spasms and other issues" according to the doctor... he was in recovery for more than 6 hours... currently cathed, intubated, and on a heart monitor).

    Tomorrow, the kids and I are cleaning the house and prepping food for this weekend's picnic.

    Saturday, we're having a picnic and pool party at hipster's brother's house, followed by fireworks in the park.

    Sunday, we're going to kick back, relax, sleep in, read, nap, and be generally lazy. And it will be beautiful.

    Note: All additional weekend plans are assuming my brother improves. Little fucknut better improve or I'll have to kick his ass.

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    05 May 2015 - 12:44
    I don't want nun unless you've got buns, nun.
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    BenignDesign Icon

    30 Apr 2015 - 06:04
    Mireille! I read a book with your name in it! You naughty, naughty, little nun!
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    mireille4U Icon

    30 Apr 2015 - 05:32
    Greeting from mireille i saw your profile today and i became interested in you and i will like to know more about you and if you can mail an email to my mail address ( i will give you my is my mail address i hope we can move from here.above. Mireille
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    19 Mar 2015 - 08:12
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    BenignReaver Icon

    11 Mar 2015 - 16:22
    We may indeed have a similar name, but I somehow think our skills do not match, considering I've just started :3
    BenignReaver is a gamertag I've had for years, so I thought it appropriate that I add the same name here :3
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    BenignDesign Icon

    03 Feb 2015 - 10:45
    That particular item has been brought to my attention previously - by my D&D group. My BFF and I decided the head should be used to decorate the manly bits of our significant others, until it was pointed out the opening was designed for a finger and we realized it would only work for Needle Dick the bug fucker. :(
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    30 Jan 2015 - 12:36
    Part of the collection..
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    modi123_1 Icon

    16 Jan 2015 - 08:49
    Children and dwarves.. adwarfable.
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    modi123_1 Icon

    23 Oct 2014 - 08:22
    If you ever need a 'bouncing tit' image:
    .. or flapping boobies.
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    modi123_1 Icon

    03 Oct 2014 - 09:45
    Your group may like these..
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    modi123_1 Icon

    30 Sep 2014 - 06:45
    You seem to be lacking the ol' "college try" on dressing up your cat.
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    modi123_1 Icon

    29 Sep 2014 - 14:13
    im in ur commentz, talking about fall.
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    BenignDesign Icon

    18 Aug 2014 - 06:06
    Oh, Roseline! Girl, you so cray cray!
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    rossypz Icon

    15 Aug 2014 - 01:30
    Hi,I Am Mrs Rose.I am writing to know you more for i have an important issue to discuss with you. for more details write me on This Email: wrte to my email..
    God bless.
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    07 Aug 2014 - 07:43
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