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Posted 6 Jul 2015Well, it's Monday... so that sucks.
But I made it to work on time and had a good cup of coffee... so it's off to a decent start.
Today, the plan is to finish writing the derpicorn user guide.
Posted 2 Jul 2015For the entirely of high school, I called him "Butt". Not Buttface, not Buttmunch, not Butthole, just "Butt". ALL. THE. TIME.
Even now, we never call each other by our names. It's never, "Hi, John, how've you been?" It's, "Hey, dorkwad, what do you want?" He returns the greeting with, "If it was your business, I'd tell you, snaggle face."
Oh, can you feel the love?
Seriously, we're 35 and 37 and we still act like we're 12 and 14.
Posted 2 Jul 2015....and my little fucknut brother is being discharged!!!
He was having tracheal spasms and had fluid in his lungs yesterday, but he's got the all-clear today. They're removing the tube, yanking out the catheter, and shipping his bald ass home. What this means is, as his big sister, I don't have to get all sappy and find nice things to say. We can continue our 35 year streak of teasing, tormenting, and generally being assholes to each other.
Posted 2 Jul 2015Note: All additional weekend plans are assuming my brother improves. Little fucknut better improve or I'll have to kick his ass.
My highest hopes for your brother. As always, if you need to vent I'm happy to lend an ear.
I'm sure he'll be fine though, sounds like it's all past and he's just recovering now, yea?
As soon as they let him breathe and pee on his own, I'll agree that he's recovering. Until then, we're not out of the woods. Haven't heard anything from anyone about his condition so far this morning.
Posted 2 Jul 2015Today is my Friday. I'm eating donuts, cleaning up service desk tickets, and writing a Derpicorn user manual.
Tonight, I'm meeting my hipster for dinner... then heading to the hospital to see my younger brother who was rushed in for emergency surgery yesterday (ruptured, gangrenous appendix...surgery went smoothly, but had complications in recovery - "spasms and other issues" according to the doctor... he was in recovery for more than 6 hours... currently cathed, intubated, and on a heart monitor).
Tomorrow, the kids and I are cleaning the house and prepping food for this weekend's picnic.
Saturday, we're having a picnic and pool party at hipster's brother's house, followed by fireworks in the park.
Sunday, we're going to kick back, relax, sleep in, read, nap, and be generally lazy. And it will be beautiful.
Note: All additional weekend plans are assuming my brother improves. Little fucknut better improve or I'll have to kick his ass.
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