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Icon   BenignDesign and the seven horsedwarves of the menstrocalypse.

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  1. In Topic: What are you working on today?

    Posted 21 May 2015

    Indeed. Sounds more like a tea party suspicion to me. Them thar old Obarmers r tryna steel r dee en ays. Ai ain't lettin take mine!
  2. In Topic: What are you working on today?

    Posted 21 May 2015

    My kid is the only sixth grader who opted NOT to go on the field trip (it was a trip to Heinz Field, Home of the Pittsburgh Steelers, and she has zero interest in it). The school waited until yesterday to tell her she should "just stay home." They made this decision without discussing it with me, the person responsible for her outside of school hours. So, she's sitting across from me at my desk drawing pictures at the moment. She's in for a hella dull 8 hour work shift.
  3. In Topic: Spring - Summer 2015 Fitness

    Posted 21 May 2015

    I was at my mother's last night. She had me help her go through all the pictures on her camera and copy all the shots she wanted to keep onto her computer. It was three years worth of pictures. There were quite a few involving me, and I'd just like to say holy fucking fat ass, Batman!

    I look like I should be keeping Francis chained up in a slave girl Leia costume. There's one of me bending over in a pair of blue capris and it almost looks like someone drew a cartoon elephant ass where my butt should have been. There was a pic of me, at my heaviest, sitting next to Fran. I'm amazed he wasn't living his life in fear that I would eat him. From the looks of the picture, it wouldn't have taken more than three bites. "Me hungry. Me chomp skinny man. Om nom nom."

    Holy fuck! I'm relatively certain I should never eat again for the rest of my life. Water, maybe, but that's about it.

    Spoiler
  4. In Topic: What are you working on today?

    Posted 20 May 2015

    Having smart kids can be a royal pain in the ass.
  5. In Topic: Why do people say they "don't like coding"...

    Posted 19 May 2015

    Great! Everyone's friends again! Now, can we move this back on topic and keep the questionably witty banter and disgruntled comments in the Lounge?

My Information

Member Title:
holy shitin shishkebobs
Age:
77 years old
Birthday:
May 7, 1938
Gender:
Location:
Podunk
Forum Leader:
Caffeine Lounge
Full Name:
Betty Lou Montgomery
Years Programming:
17
Programming Languages:
Advanced Level:
--HTML/CSS
--PHP/MySQL
--Javascript
--Flash/Actionscript
--XML
--COBOL

Moderate Level:
--C++
--VB

Noob Level:
--Ruby

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Website URL:
Website URL  http://oddwomanout.com
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Twitter:
_B9

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    no2pencil Icon

    05 May 2015 - 12:44
    I don't want nun unless you've got buns, nun.
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    BenignDesign Icon

    30 Apr 2015 - 06:04
    Mireille! I read a book with your name in it! You naughty, naughty, little nun!
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    mireille4U Icon

    30 Apr 2015 - 05:32
    Greeting from mireille i saw your profile today and i became interested in you and i will like to know more about you and if you can mail an email to my mail address (mireille4u@live.com) i will give you my picture.here is my mail address i hope we can move from here.above. Mireille
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    Spock. Icon

    19 Mar 2015 - 08:12
    FFFFFUUUU-- YOU CAUGHT ME.
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    BenignReaver Icon

    11 Mar 2015 - 16:22
    We may indeed have a similar name, but I somehow think our skills do not match, considering I've just started :3
    BenignReaver is a gamertag I've had for years, so I thought it appropriate that I add the same name here :3
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    BenignDesign Icon

    03 Feb 2015 - 10:45
    That particular item has been brought to my attention previously - by my D&D group. My BFF and I decided the head should be used to decorate the manly bits of our significant others, until it was pointed out the opening was designed for a finger and we realized it would only work for Needle Dick the bug fucker. :(
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    modi123_1 Icon

    30 Jan 2015 - 12:36
    Part of the collection.. https://i.imgur.com/N2ssifN.jpg
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    modi123_1 Icon

    16 Jan 2015 - 08:49
    Children and dwarves.. adwarfable. https://i.imgur.com/5bWYc8P.jpg
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    modi123_1 Icon

    23 Oct 2014 - 08:22
    If you ever need a 'bouncing tit' image:
    https://i.imgur.com/FEHA4yn.gif
    .. or flapping boobies.
    https://i.imgur.com/NDEtwdi.gif
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    modi123_1 Icon

    03 Oct 2014 - 09:45
    Your group may like these.. https://imgur.com/gallery/ei3CU
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    modi123_1 Icon

    30 Sep 2014 - 06:45
    You seem to be lacking the ol' "college try" on dressing up your cat. http://mousebreath.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/mao-yoda-petco.jpg
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    modi123_1 Icon

    29 Sep 2014 - 14:13
    im in ur commentz, talking about fall.
    https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TjGtr4YPbBE/UK5wEt7U5yI/AAAAAAAADyM/8Kfm322dc_Y/s1600/14404_470374136342049_942922050_n.jpg
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    BenignDesign Icon

    18 Aug 2014 - 06:06
    Oh, Roseline! Girl, you so cray cray!
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    rossypz Icon

    15 Aug 2014 - 01:30
    Hi,I Am Mrs Rose.I am writing to know you more for i have an important issue to discuss with you. for more details write me on This Email: rosse4u2006@hotmail.com wrte to my email..
    God bless.
    Roseline
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    jon.kiparsky Icon

    07 Aug 2014 - 07:43
    http://confusedcatsagainstfeminism.tumblr.com/post/93981901768/gloria-steinem-said-that-a-woman-without-a-man-is
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