OH MAH GAWD. Seriously... You are a savior. I actually learned a lot about php from your reply! If i could leap through your screen i would give you the biggest hug ever, I totally would! (at the expense of possibly freaking you way out because some dude just jumped through your screen.)

Again, thank you SO MUCH!!

Ohhhhh! I think i get what you're saying!

Would it matter where i set up the first 5 lines of code you wrote? Should I put them into the same shortcodes.php file right above the string or is there a better place?

Sorry, php is still really new to me and what i know i've self-taught haha.

The code I tried is surrounded by two notes.

http://jsfiddle.net/LwdVy/

Could you check out this crude fiddle and please show me what other rules i would need to add?

Well my default is Safari, and firefox didn't work either. Is there something wrong with the way i attached the script to my "contactpaper" div?