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WeaponSoul is UnPossible

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WeaponSoul is complete!

Alright stop right there and read you screen carefully! This isn't your average weak and pathetic video game NO! this is the most extreme game that will grab you by the throat, toss you around and eat you! It's got blast processing which allows it to process awesome faster than any leading video game today. It's got twice the mega power and a panache co-processor to help render all that awesome, just look at the beast!

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Alright you go around the game completing quests, but they're not called quests they're called tasks and tasks in the game are called quests. There's the main quest which is really just a long task, but in this case it's called a mission instead of "the mission" even though there's just one. Anyway, you complete the tasks and quests, and do a mission to play through the game. It doesn't matter which one, just pick a mission to complete the game, and yes there's only one but still choose carefully.

:->: You play the game across different world maps known as zone stages. Each of these has little zone stages inside called world stage maps, and there are some randomly generated battle maps known as random battle zone stages and hidden dungeons or points of interest known as world point of interest stage maps. These are usually long and need to be explored for things such as treasure chests known as item container stage boxes. Anyways, everything in the game somehow is a stage known as a zone because it's awesome like that.

:->: The controls are easy for exploring maps, you press and hold the Z key and any of the arrow keys while pressing the C key to take a step. If you press D and you're facing the right you can jump to the left, and if you press A and you're facing up you'll jump to the bottom of the screen in the direction of the camera. Hold S while doing this to reverse the direction of jumping when you want to jump the other way. To do a super jump you need to alternate and repeatedly press Z and C and then jump normally, and instead you'll do a super jump. To run just hold the left mouse button and make a circular motion with the mouse while holding X. To view this as a reference in the game just hold all six ASDZXC keys and left click.

:->: It's got plenty of innovative features too to make it even more awesome! Whenever you want to save the game just talk to any armory dealer and buy the first, third, and the second from the bottom weapons to obtain a save ticket. Bring this ticket with you to the world map exploration and fight anywhere from 2 to 5 random battles and the ticket will glow, then go back to the armory and sell the ticket to them in order to save the game. It's so different and I really think it will innovate RPGs for the new generation~

:->: If you have a music CD in the CD drive, it will play a random track off the CD periodically to put the player inside the game. It will play each song and stop between 15 or 60 seconds in the song. Sometimes the same song will be resumed for 5 more seconds before suddenly changing to a different song. It will provide a nice background environment effect to the game that the player can add to their game.

:->: You'll fight against monsters such as: diving hawks from the sky, unusually enhanced sloth beasts, psychic engineers, martyr artist swordsmen, undead composers, street thugs, light bulbs, overly kawaii wolves, self-referential captains, odd dragoon soldiers with funny looking capes, hungry giants, wooden writing utensils, fish with spears, and vikings with banhammers.

You better come with some serious hardware~
This game won't tolerate your kawaii little clump of scrap you call a gaming rig:
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And just because I said kawaii,
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You wanna download the game huh? Well be sure to read the system requirements for maximum game enjoyment efficient comfortability:
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Minimum System Requirements: :(!):
CPU: Meh, ~5Ghz x64
RAM: Lame, ~4096GB
Video Card: ~512MB GDDR3

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9 Comments On This Entry

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01 April 2008 - 04:42 PM


01 April 2008 - 05:15 PM


01 April 2008 - 05:32 PM
I was like.. oh.. its complete.. I go to download skimming through the details... and ITS A well you get the rest.

You broke my heart. :(


01 April 2008 - 09:43 PM


02 April 2008 - 08:06 AM
Thats a rubbish game, it jus makes me upset and scared


02 April 2008 - 08:28 AM
>_> It's going to be funny if you took me seriously.


03 April 2008 - 04:29 AM
It's pretty funny, but now everyone that is developing a game makes that joke. Still fun :D


03 April 2008 - 09:02 AM
The sad thing is I think I remember seeing some game companies ACTUALLY think the "features" I wrote are actually great features.

The whole both A and B buttons are jump and run at the same time, and pressing them both is a super jump is actually from a real game, I forgot what game though.


To view this as a reference in the game just hold all six ASDZXC keys and left click.
I actually tried that and the computer makes this weird beeping sound.


15 April 2008 - 01:36 PM
Next time make it so you have to press 3 function keys at the same time ^_^
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