[hawkysu]

Girl Scouts of America condoms: For girls and teens

[erik.price]

macosxnerd101, on 28 Apr, 2009 - 09:04 PM, said:

GM Condoms: Prepare to go under

Gillette Fusion condoms : The comfort of 5, the precision of 1

[gabehabe]

Rustlers condoms: 1 finger food.

Pepperami condoms: It's a bit of an animal.

This post has been edited by gabehabe: 01 May 2009 - 05:10 AM

[macosxnerd101]

KFC Condoms: Life tastes better...At KFC.
Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

[wince]

A CONDOM = ah , aH , AH sound
HMM CONDOM = hmm , hMm , HMM sound

Fornication Under the Consent of King Condom + Me = Guess What Mean = F U C K ME @@""

[erik.price]

Burnout Condoms: Team up and take down paradise together.
Bic Condoms: Flick my Bic
BMW Condoms: The ultimate driving machine
FedEx Condoms: When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight
Frosted Flakes Condoms: They'rrreee Great

I didn't even know most of these slogans existed. Haha. Just got the slogans off some random site.

[searockruz]

Ubuntu condoms : humanity towards others

*just kidding*

[macosxnerd101]

Heineken Condoms: Heineken refreshes the parts that others cannot reach.
Volkswagen Condoms: Think small.
Bounty Condoms: The quicker picker upper.

[gamejust4u]

Burger King Condom- Have it Your Way.
CHeers Condom- Where everyone knows your name

[hawkysu]

Huggies Super-flex condoms: Look mom, no leaks.
Luvs Condoms: Luvs. Life uninterrupted
PS3 condoms: This is living

[computerfox]

skin condoms-"do it and just pull out"
christian condoms-"if you have sex, your dick will break, you'll die and burn in hell"
ziplock bag condoms-"so comfortable it's like wearing a sandwich bag over your special friend"

[macosxnerd101]

@Computerfox: I actually have a funny story about the ziploc bags. So we were in sex ed in middle school discussing condoms with our teacher. Then the topic of "doubling up" came up (no pun intended). The teacher replies to the effect of "you won't feel anything." So then someone else replies "why not just use a ziploc bag." We were all laughing for 5 minutes, and he got a 0 for the day. Yes, we got graded for behavior in a sex ed classroom.

[computerfox]

macosxnerd101, on 1 Sep, 2009 - 05:32 PM, said:

@Computerfox: I actually have a funny story about the ziploc bags. So we were in sex ed in middle school discussing condoms with our teacher. Then the topic of "doubling up" came up (no pun intended). The teacher replies to the effect of "you won't feel anything." So then someone else replies "why not just use a ziploc bag." We were all laughing for 5 minutes, and he got a 0 for the day. Yes, we got graded for behavior in a sex ed classroom.

ROFDILAPIP!!!!!

lol i actually had something like that too, that's why i said it lol. lol that's so epic. if i was in that class i would have failed because i would get 0's every day for making vulgar jokes LMAO!

[paperclipmuffin]

McCain condoms: Ohh, McCain you've done it again!

Obama condoms: You can do it

Nissan condoms: SHIFT_ the way you move

Toyota condoms: Oh what a feeling, toyota!

Subaru condoms: If you knew, you'd be in a subaru.

Telstra condoms: Spread the good stuff

Gilette condoms: Gilette, the best a man can ge e et