"CATCHEY" INTRO LINES FOR AN INTERVIEW

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Posted 20 April 2009 - 12:22 PM

It never hurts to offer a sexual favor.. ;)
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Posted 20 April 2009 - 12:24 PM

Call the employment hotline if you need a job. Here's the number. Let me know how it goes. Good luck!

401-992-4052
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Posted 20 April 2009 - 12:25 PM

All your job are belong to me?
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Posted 20 April 2009 - 12:30 PM

View PostWinstinology, on 20 Apr, 2009 - 06:22 PM, said:

It never hurts to offer a sexual favor.. ;)

I never know who to offer it to though. They don't take too kindly when you offer said favour to their wife or their daughter.

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Posted 20 April 2009 - 12:33 PM

Just sit down and start working, they won't notice. :)
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Posted 20 April 2009 - 12:59 PM

"I know great programmers have a reputation of being unkempt and socially inept. You'll excuse me, but I'm still trying to get the hang of that." ( best winning smile here )

I'd stay away from, "Sorry I'm late, I was leveling up my warlock." :P
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Posted 20 April 2009 - 01:02 PM

Bring them some McDonalds.
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Posted 20 April 2009 - 02:43 PM

View Postgabehabe, on 20 Apr, 2009 - 12:30 PM, said:

View PostWinstinology, on 20 Apr, 2009 - 06:22 PM, said:

It never hurts to offer a sexual favor.. ;)

I never know who to offer it to though. They don't take too kindly when you offer said favour to their wife or their daughter.


Where do you see yourself in 5 years?


Don't say doing your wife...don't say doing your wife...don't say doing your wife.
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Posted 21 April 2009 - 04:23 AM

Doing your... fiance?
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Posted 23 April 2009 - 12:28 AM

Doin' the safety dance. :D :^:
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Posted 23 April 2009 - 12:51 AM

great replise.....though none worked out.......
still thinking abt how to add sexual flavour.........!#$#.............
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Posted 23 April 2009 - 01:17 AM

Good afternoon, now on to the matter at hand, why should I allow YOU to hire ME. Someone with little to no experience, who is completely unqualified for the position and who noticed your secretary gave me a wink and a giggle on the way in.

Hirer: That's my wife. - . - ;;

Well, i'm sure you won't mind me getting the position than. Either way, im getting some poisition today. ;)

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Posted 23 April 2009 - 05:51 AM

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=HKV0QuQsonk
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Posted 23 April 2009 - 05:55 AM

EPIC!!!! :^:
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Posted 23 April 2009 - 10:48 AM

I opt to carry around an axe or splitting maul then pop into their door way and yell "Heeeeeeeeere's Johnny!"
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