[BigAnt]

When you walk in and they start asking questions. Say, "now none of that today I will be asking the questions."

And start asking questions like:

"Why do I want to work here."
"What qualifies this place as a place I want to work."
"Wheres the nearest strip club."
"How hot is your wife."
"Where can I get some weed in this city?"
etc.

[Gloin]

no2pencil, on 23 Apr, 2009 - 07:28 AM, said:

Doin' the safety dance.

We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine

[NeoTifa]

Just walk in and teabag them. Btw, Danny, that was funny.

[modi123_1]

IngeniousHax, on 23 Apr, 2009 - 02:17 AM, said:

Good afternoon, now on to the matter at hand, why should I allow YOU to hire ME. Someone with little to no experience, who is completely unqualified for the position and who noticed your secretary gave me a wink and a giggle on the way in.

Hirer: That's my wife. - . - ;;

Well, i'm sure you won't mind me getting the position than. Either way, im getting some poisition today. Either way, I'm getting SOMETHING today!

I say go for the gusto - full blow sexual innuendo! I am certain they will appreciate your wit and verbal foreplay.

[Project 2501]

lmao! gabehabe that was awesome

[Deepglue555]

NeoTifa, on 23 Apr, 2009 - 04:40 PM, said:

Just walk in and teabag them. Btw, Danny, that was funny.

well if YOU tea bag them you're a shoe-in.
hehe

This post has been edited by Deepglue555: 23 April 2009 - 09:09 PM

[no2pencil]

So what makes you a good candidate for this company?

Ah... of course. Your crotch in my face. Can you start on Monday?

[NeoTifa]

Well of course! When I have my own company, that would totally be an instant hire. I love working with people with a good sense of humor. Now if another girl tries to teabag me, I'll just punch her in the tit and have security take her out.

[shabaaz]

[quote name='NeoTifa' date='24 Apr, 2009 - 04:56 AM' post='617791']
Well of course! When I have my own company, that would totally be an instant hire. I love working with people with a good sense of humor. Now if another girl tries to teabag me, I'll just punch her in the tit and have security take her out.
[spank her/.......ha]

[BigAnt]

If I have a company each interview would be started with round of some random video game, because if hire someone I want to know it is someone I can personally get along with, and by playing video games and having conversation/jokes/whatever this is what I can find out the best way. Then will get into the technical details/etc if I am still consider hiring them.

[WolfCoder]

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how the heck did that break the h-scroll?

This post has been edited by WolfCoder: 24 April 2009 - 12:57 PM