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Do You Have a Good Jock if Yes then Please Share it With Us! 
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Re: Do You Have Any Unique Jock?
Posted 25 April 2009 - 05:22 AM
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Like a protective cup? I do but I don't usually share it.
hahah good JOCK
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Re: Do You Have Any Unique Jock?
Posted 25 April 2009 - 05:24 AM
I'm confused! What is a "jock" in this context?
Do you mean joke?
hahah good JOCK
lol! No that was a good jock!
Do you mean joke?
jamshidferoozi, on 25 Apr, 2009 - 04:22 AM, said:
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Like a protective cup? I do but I don't usually share it.
hahah good JOCK
lol! No that was a good jock!
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Re: Do You Have Any Unique Jock?
Posted 25 April 2009 - 10:12 AM
very capable.
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Re: Do You Have Any Unique Jock?
Posted 25 April 2009 - 11:19 AM
noorahmad, on 25 Apr, 2009 - 06:10 AM, said:
Do You Have a Good Jock if Yes then Please Share it With Us! ;)Well, my son thinks he's a jock (athlete)
Amadeus...you don't usually share it?
Under what circumstances, I wonder, would you share it then?
edit--was going to leave that last part out, but since BigAnt already replied...
This post has been edited by OliveOyl3471: 25 April 2009 - 11:27 AM
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Re: Do You Have Any Unique Jock?
Posted 25 April 2009 - 11:22 AM
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Under what circumstances, I wonder, would you share it then?
That one time. He does not talk of such things anymore. To traumatic. LOL
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Re: Do You Have Any Unique Jock?
Posted 28 April 2009 - 11:10 PM
OliveOyl3471, on 25 Apr, 2009 - 12:19 PM, said:
Under what circumstances, I wonder, would you share it then?
When someone doesn't know what it is... & you allow them to slowly figure it out.
Man that expression is priceless!
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Re: Do You Have Any Unique Jock?
Posted 30 April 2009 - 03:29 AM
A programmer finds himself in front of a committee that decides whether he should go to Heaven or Hell. The committee tells the programmer he has a say in the matter and asks him if he wants to see either Heaven or Hell before stating his preference.
“Sure,” the programmer replies. “I have a pretty good idea what Heaven is like, so let’s see Hell.” So an angel takes the programmer to a sunny beach, full of beautiful women in skimpy bikinis playing volleyball, listening to music and having a great time. “Wow!” he exclaims, “Hell looks great! I’ll take Hell!”
Instantly the programmer finds himself in red-hot lava with demons tearing at his flesh. “Where’s the beach? The music? The women?” he screams frantically to the angel.
“That was the demo,” the angel replies as she vanishes.
“Sure,” the programmer replies. “I have a pretty good idea what Heaven is like, so let’s see Hell.” So an angel takes the programmer to a sunny beach, full of beautiful women in skimpy bikinis playing volleyball, listening to music and having a great time. “Wow!” he exclaims, “Hell looks great! I’ll take Hell!”
Instantly the programmer finds himself in red-hot lava with demons tearing at his flesh. “Where’s the beach? The music? The women?” he screams frantically to the angel.
“That was the demo,” the angel replies as she vanishes.
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Re: Do You Have Any Unique Jock?
Posted 01 May 2009 - 11:01 AM
stayscrisp, on 30 Apr, 2009 - 02:59 PM, said:
A programmer finds himself in front of a committee that decides whether he should go to Heaven or Hell. The committee tells the programmer he has a say in the matter and asks him if he wants to see either Heaven or Hell before stating his preference.
“Sure,” the programmer replies. “I have a pretty good idea what Heaven is like, so let’s see Hell.” So an angel takes the programmer to a sunny beach, full of beautiful women in skimpy bikinis playing volleyball, listening to music and having a great time. “Wow!” he exclaims, “Hell looks great! I’ll take Hell!”
Instantly the programmer finds himself in red-hot lava with demons tearing at his flesh. “Where’s the beach? The music? The women?” he screams frantically to the angel.
“That was the demo,” the angel replies as she vanishes.
“Sure,” the programmer replies. “I have a pretty good idea what Heaven is like, so let’s see Hell.” So an angel takes the programmer to a sunny beach, full of beautiful women in skimpy bikinis playing volleyball, listening to music and having a great time. “Wow!” he exclaims, “Hell looks great! I’ll take Hell!”
Instantly the programmer finds himself in red-hot lava with demons tearing at his flesh. “Where’s the beach? The music? The women?” he screams frantically to the angel.
“That was the demo,” the angel replies as she vanishes.
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