# Are women evil?

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### #1 333OnlyHalfEvil

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# Are women evil?

Posted 30 May 2009 - 01:26 AM

Here it is....the mathematical proof that women are evil. Inspired by the 1=?2 thread.

Women = Time * Money		  // all the guys know that girls are time and money
Time = Money				  // everyone has heard that time is money
Women = Money^2			   // by simple substitution
Money = Sqrt(Evil)			// money is also the root of all evil
Women = Sqrt(Evil)^2		  // simple substitution
Women = Evil				  // simple algebra

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## Re: Are women evil?

Posted 30 May 2009 - 01:55 AM

hahaha...

### #3 333OnlyHalfEvil

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 03:49 AM

Uh Oh, I wonder what fox and neo are gunna say............

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## Re: Are women evil?

Posted 30 May 2009 - 04:26 AM

333OnlyHalfEvil, on 30 May, 2009 - 12:26 AM, said:

Here it is....the mathematical proof that women are evil. Inspired by the 1=?2 thread.

Women = Time * Money		  // all the guys know that girls are time and money
Time = Money				  // everyone has heard that time is money
Women = Money^2			   // by simple substitution
Money = Sqrt(Evil)			// money is also the root of all evil
Women = Sqrt(Evil)^2		  // simple substitution
Women = Evil				  // simple algebra

I'm a Haskell programmer. All that multiple assignment caused me internal bleeding. You owe me 30k USD in hospital bills.

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## Re: Are women evil?

Posted 30 May 2009 - 04:49 AM

333OnlyHalfEvil, on 30 May, 2009 - 02:49 AM, said:

Uh Oh, I wonder what fox and neo are gunna say............

you deserve a nobel prize

are you sure Fox is a girl?

### #6 BenignDesign

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## Re: Are women evil?

Posted 30 May 2009 - 05:17 AM

hahahaha! Joke wasn't funny, but Fox being a girl is flippin' hysterical!

### #7 NeoTifa

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## Re: Are women evil?

Posted 30 May 2009 - 07:22 AM

BenignDesign, on 30 May, 2009 - 04:17 AM, said:

hahahaha! Joke wasn't funny, but Fox being a girl is flippin' hysterical!

Ditto

### #8 Nikhil_07n

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## Re: Are women evil?

Posted 30 May 2009 - 07:50 AM

An old one.

### #9 KYA

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## Re: Are women evil?

Posted 30 May 2009 - 07:56 AM

Fox is a dude...

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## Re: Are women evil?

Posted 30 May 2009 - 08:17 AM

333OnlyHalfEvil, on 30 May, 2009 - 09:49 AM, said:

Uh Oh, I wonder what fox and neo are gunna say............

fox is a girl?

### #11 NickDMax

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## Re: Are women evil?

Posted 30 May 2009 - 08:21 AM

MonkeyBoy2194 <--- Just realized that all that time spent on flirting has been wasted... or has it....

### #12 MonkeyBoy2194

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Posted 30 May 2009 - 08:29 AM

flirting? why would I flirt on the internet, especially on dream in code. I always thought fox was a guy, I'm probaly going to be talking to fox in a totally dif way now

### #13 gabehabe

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## Re: Are women evil?

Posted 30 May 2009 - 08:32 AM

fox and neo are sisters, didn't you know?

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## Re: Are women evil?

Posted 30 May 2009 - 08:42 AM

MonkeyBoy2194, on 30 May, 2009 - 07:29 AM, said:

flirting? why would I flirt on the internet, especially on dream in code. I always thought fox was a guy, I'm probaly going to be talking to fox in a totally dif way now

He is a lesbian.

### #15 NickDMax

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## Re: Are women evil?

Posted 30 May 2009 - 09:02 AM

...yea... my joke is fail. I misread.