[computerfox]

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Uh Oh, I wonder what fox and neo are gunna say............

first off don't give a shit what i think...

second off, yes some girls are horrid, but that would be like a stereotype to generalize that all girls are horrid. just the other day i met this girl who happened to be a sweetheart.

third off danny that was not funny. even though sometimes i do wish i was a girl, i think it would be funner to touch myself if i was

lastly @nick it's okay dude, it happens to me all the time, even though i'm sure that doesn't make you feel much better

[NeoTifa]

Incest.

This post has been edited by NeoTifa: 30 May 2009 - 09:40 AM

[papuccino1]

I think you mean Wincest.

This post has been edited by papuccino1: 30 May 2009 - 09:50 AM

[pakkuman_shinde]

omg, this thread is hilarious! Why on Earth are we discussing gender in here? It's not as if any of us are getting anything, lol

[Martyr2]

Well I wouldn't say that. My programming skills get me all the ladies. They are all like "Martyr, will you code my java homework for me? Pweety pleassse" and up until the time I finish it and let her turn it in, I am a rock star. Fast cars, faster women, Absolut and Ciroc flowin through big chunks of ice in the shape of a computer... the life is good.

Of course then I go back to being that "nerdy" guy. But for that 24 hour period where I am coding the homework, all the chicks want to be with me!

hehe

This post has been edited by Martyr2: 30 May 2009 - 10:49 AM

[searockruz]

Martyr2, on 30 May, 2009 - 09:46 AM, said:

Well I wouldn't say that. My programming skills get me all the ladies. They are all like "Martyr, will you code my java homework for me? Pweety pleassse" and up until the time I finish it and let her turn it in, I am a rock star.

Of course then I go back to being that "nerdy" guy. But for that 24 hour period where I am coding the homework, all the chicks want to be with me!

hehe

yeah i agree
its during the project time you really become a legend

[papuccino1]

That's hilarious and kinda sad, all at the same time.

[absynthe]

Martyr2, on 30 May, 2009 - 11:46 AM, said:

Well I wouldn't say that. My programming skills get me all the ladies. They are all like "Martyr, will you code my java homework for me? Pweety pleassse" and up until the time I finish it and let her turn it in, I am a rock star. Fast cars, faster women, Absolut and Ciroc flowin through big chunks of ice in the shape of a computer... the life is good.

Of course then I go back to being that "nerdy" guy. But for that 24 hour period where I am coding the homework, all the chicks want to be with me!

hehe

Still do

[BenignDesign]

Martyr2, on 30 May, 2009 - 11:46 AM, said:

Well I wouldn't say that. My programming skills get me all the ladies. They are all like "Martyr, will you code my java homework for me? Pweety pleassse" and up until the time I finish it and let her turn it in, I am a rock star. Fast cars, faster women, Absolut and Ciroc flowin through big chunks of ice in the shape of a computer... the life is good.

Of course then I go back to being that "nerdy" guy. But for that 24 hour period where I am coding the homework, all the chicks want to be with me!

hehe

His coding brings all the girls on the boards... they're like, it's better than yours, damn right it's better than yours... he can teach you, but he has to charge...

[OliveOyl3471]

Martyr2, on 30 May, 2009 - 12:46 PM, said:

But for that 24 hour period where I am coding the homework, all the chicks want to be with me!

What do you need more than 24 hours for, anyway? I think that's plenty of time.

BenignDesign, on 30 May, 2009 - 07:17 AM, said:

hahahaha! Joke wasn't funny, but Fox being a girl is flippin' hysterical!

agreed!

This post has been edited by OliveOyl3471: 30 May 2009 - 02:44 PM

[Locke]

Martyr2, on 30 May, 2009 - 11:46 AM, said:

Of course then I go back to being that "nerdy" guy. But for that 24 hour period where I am coding the homework, all the chicks want to be with me!

hehe

Make it more than 24 hours, man...Milk it for all it's worth.

[atik97]

[computerfox]

@B9 wow, i just felt a tear roll down my cheek
@locke agreed up 1

just an observation, it's not always fun to be a geek prostitute, it fries your brains then takes away most of you energy. in my case i just make the foreplay shorter

[333OnlyHalfEvil]

Raynes, on 30 May, 2009 - 03:26 AM, said:

333OnlyHalfEvil, on 30 May, 2009 - 12:26 AM, said:

Here it is....the mathematical proof that women are evil. Inspired by the 1=?2 thread.

Women = Time * Money		  // all the guys know that girls are time and money
Time = Money				  // everyone has heard that time is money
Women = Money^2			   // by simple substitution
Money = Sqrt(Evil)			// money is also the root of all evil
Women = Sqrt(Evil)^2		  // simple substitution
Women = Evil				  // simple algebra

I'm a Haskell programmer. All that multiple assignment caused me internal bleeding. You owe me 30k USD in hospital bills.

It's not code, it supposed to look like math equations being simplified on a piece of paper. I used the code block so it would look nice and have all the comments line up.

KYA, on 30 May, 2009 - 06:56 AM, said:

Fox is a dude...

Hilarious. When I first got on this site there was a post that made me think that (was it a joke?) and he had an anime chick as his avatar. lol i was getting all pissed in the sexiest woman alive thread because i thought a chick was trying to do the top5 and telling other ppl that their posts were fail.

computerfox, on 30 May, 2009 - 08:13 AM, said:

Quote

Uh Oh, I wonder what fox and neo are gunna say............

first off don't give a shit what i think...

second off, yes some girls are horrid, but that would be like a stereotype to generalize that all girls are horrid. just the other day i met this girl who happened to be a sweetheart.

third off danny that was not funny. even though sometimes i do wish i was a girl, i think it would be funner to touch myself if i was

lastly @nick it's okay dude, it happens to me all the time, even though i'm sure that doesn't make you feel much better

Uh oh, fox is pissed (i'd probably be too). Sorry fox.

pakkuman_shinde, on 30 May, 2009 - 09:33 AM, said:

omg, this thread is hilarious! Why on Earth are we discussing gender in here? It's not as if any of us are getting anything, lol

Hey speak for yourself. I get some on a daily basis

This post has been edited by 333OnlyHalfEvil: 31 May 2009 - 02:45 PM

[333OnlyHalfEvil]

MonkeyBoy2194, on 30 May, 2009 - 07:29 AM, said:

flirting? why would I flirt on the internet, especially on dream in code. I always thought fox was a guy, I'm probaly going to be talking to fox in a totally dif way now

wait, now i'm confused..........