[Nova Dragoon]

If monkeys could fly, I bet they couldnt fly very fast

[Potter]

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Going to war without the french is like going fox hunting without your accordion - Winston Churchill

[born2c0de]

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The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier"
-Bill Gates.

[Nova Dragoon]

born2c0de, on Apr 19 2005, 12:01 PM, said:

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The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier"
-Bill Gates.

Call up dell, or gateway, or one of those other money tech support places, and ask how much heavier the laptops weigh when the harddrives are full


You will be surprised at the answers

[a thing]

Microsoft Works

Military Intelligence

You shouldnt be calling anyone else fat hippocrit. Little children in Africa are dying cuz you eat too much.

Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen a angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100mph. They'd be a lot more careful about what they say if they had.
-- Linus Torvalds

I'm dissapointed our Aussie didn't get it...just imagine the Popemobile doing donuts...

[Orange Ninja Rebel]

"I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart."

"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard

[BlueCube]

Where did he come from?

[robarb]

Obscurity and/or Florida

[BlueCube]

a thing, on Apr 19 2005, 09:10 PM, said:

Microsoft Works

Military Intelligence

You shouldnt be calling anyone else fat hippocrit. Little children in Africa are dying cuz you eat too much.

Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen a angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100mph. They'd be a lot more careful about what they say if they had.
-- Linus Torvalds

I'm dissapointed our Aussie didn't get it...just imagine the Popemobile doing donuts...

"Microsoft Works."

That is funny.

"Military Intelligence"

Asshat. I'm not in the military, have no immediate relatives in the military, but still would enjoy hitting your face for saying that.

[Phil Osopher]

Cheese will never take the place of deoderant!

"Never assume... it makes an ass out of you and if you think it makes an ass out of me too, you are wrong!"
-Mortar training cadre-

[GeryGoose]

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I don't have hard drives. I just keep 30 chinese teenagers in my basement and force them to memorize numbers

[supersloth]

you guys at rrhs really love your bash.org quotes.

[GeryGoose]

supersloth, on Apr 20 2005, 09:03 PM, said:

you guys at rrhs really love your bash.org quotes.

Of course... So funny.

[born2c0de]

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Firefox,Netscape and IE are also known as The Good,The Bad and the Ugly!!!

[GeryGoose]

Again with the Bash.org
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