Replace a word in a famous quote with "balls"

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#106 gronk   User is offline

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Re: Replace a word in a famous quote with "balls"

Posted 17 November 2009 - 04:28 AM

Get up in the morning, sleeping for bread, sir
Sold out to every monk and beef head.
Ooooh, ooooh, me balls are alight

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Posted 18 November 2009 - 12:12 AM

tis the season to be ball-ry.

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Posted 18 November 2009 - 04:05 AM

Deck the balls with boughs of holly...

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Posted 18 November 2009 - 04:48 AM

Now we place our Balls upon you.

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Re: Replace a word in a famous quote with "balls"

Posted 19 November 2009 - 02:38 AM

If I die before I wake, I pray the lord my balls to take.

Vodka balls. Shaken not stirred.

You wouldn't like balls when I'm angry.

Myspace, A place for balls.

King Kong's got balls on me.

Your balls is a wonderland.

Balls down! Balls down!

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Programming & Web Development Balls.

Have Balls your way at BK.

Your momma's soo fat that when she sits around the balls she sits AROUND the balls.

Pedal to the balls.

Step on balls.

Who like short shorts, balls like short shorts.

Raisins are dried-up balls.

Great job balls! That's one in a million.

All balls are not created equal.

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 09:24 PM

No Luke, I am your Balls

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Re: Replace a word in a famous quote with "balls"

Posted 21 November 2009 - 07:00 PM

Dr. Balls, I presume.

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Re: Replace a word in a famous quote with "balls"

Posted 21 November 2009 - 08:19 PM

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"Do not dangle any balls"

"all evil clings to the balls"

"it is better to shave the balls than to shave the head"

"a fool and his balls are easily parted"

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Posted 22 November 2009 - 12:56 AM

Ask not what balls can do for you; ask what you can do for balls.

I think that one was by Ghandi

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Posted 22 November 2009 - 06:10 PM

"Fourscore and seven Balls ago...."

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Posted 23 November 2009 - 12:27 AM

How about my daughter's balls in marriage?

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Re: Replace a word in a famous quote with "balls"

Posted 27 November 2009 - 01:27 AM

"And custom still demands, balls to kiss the ladies hand"

"balls are mightier than the sword" (The pen is mightier than the sword ~ Bulwar Lytton)

"In the darkest night, your balls shine" (in the darkest night, the eternal stars shine through ~ carlyle)

"God have mercy on your balls"

"my balls runneth over"

"Balls. I haz them"

"That which is the other, gives us fully unto our balls"

"my balls can beat up your balls"

"until balls do us part"

"Dude, where's my balls?"

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Posted 10 December 2009 - 04:01 PM

"This town ain't big enough for the balls of us"

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Posted 24 December 2009 - 09:47 AM

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And it's not only films, I'm pretty unaware of anything that's going on in popular balls right now.
Brad Bird


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Computers are useless. They can only give you balls.
Pablo Picasso


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I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of balls.
Isaac Asimov


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I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created balls in our own image.
Stephen Hawking


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I think it's fair to say that personal balls have become the most empowering tool we've ever created. They're tools of communication, they're tools of creativity, and they can be shaped by their user.
Bill Gates


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I got balls!
George Lopez

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Re: Replace a word in a famous quote with "balls"

Posted 17 September 2010 - 07:36 PM

Jaws

I think we're gonna need a bigger balls

This post has been edited by Alex6788: 17 September 2010 - 07:37 PM


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