[macosxnerd101]

OliveOyl3471, on 31 Dec, 2009 - 12:30 AM, said:

You're doing it wrong.

If it's only taking a minute, then someone's doing it wrong. I would hope that it wouldn't be me... On the flipside though, I hope it wouldn't be her either.

[OliveOyl3471]

Haha, yeah. You're right. I was just kidding anyway.

[macosxnerd101]

OliveOyl3471, on 31 Dec, 2009 - 12:46 AM, said:

Haha, yeah. You're right. I was just kidding anyway.

Me too.

@OT: After seeing all the great gifts everyone has gotten, I'll have to join in when I'm 18. Unfortunately, I turn 18 right after Christmas, so it'll have to be Chirstmas 2011 that I participate.

This post has been edited by macosxnerd101: 30 December 2009 - 10:18 PM

[supersloth]

you don't have to be 18 to participate...

[macosxnerd101]

supersloth, on 31 Dec, 2009 - 01:48 AM, said:

you don't have to be 18 to participate...

I know DIC doesn't require it, but I still have my parents to contend with. Long story short, I don't have a way to get the gift to the recipient without their help, and they would freak out if I wanted to participate in an online gift swap with people from all around the world mainly b/c I would be giving out my name and address to people they don't know. Not that I wouldn't love to participate, as I really would. It won't be too much longer though until I'm 18! Just another 12 months until freedom.

[supersloth]

murder is always an answer, and definitely in the spirit of this event.

[macosxnerd101]

supersloth, on 31 Dec, 2009 - 02:11 AM, said:

murder is always an answer, and definitely in the spirit of this event.

Sound's like a plan. I've always wanted to enjoy my present in the company of other cold-hearted bastards and rapists.

[supersloth]

i never said getting caught was part of the answer!

[macosxnerd101]

supersloth, on 31 Dec, 2009 - 02:16 AM, said:

i never said getting caught was part of the answer!

It's jail or social services at that point... And as they say, you meet all the interesting people in Hell. *Scratches head and thinks for a moment* Wait, wouldn't that make DIC Hell then, and Chris Satan??? Or Sloth, would that be you?

[BenignDesign]

El Diablo.

[Nykc]

Your still a minor, if you got caught you would only get a few years.

[macosxnerd101]

Nykc, on 31 Dec, 2009 - 10:21 AM, said:

Your still a minor, if you got caught you would only get a few years.

That's good to know. I can meet a few interesting people in a short trip to Hell, then return to a normal life. Plus, it all gets wiped off my record. Yes! I've always wanted the government to give me food, clothing, shelter and medical treatment!!

[BenignDesign]

macosxnerd101, on 31 Dec, 2009 - 10:23 AM, said:

I've always wanted the government to give me food, clothing, shelter and medical treatment!!

I've been raising my kids by myself for seven years now. I have quite often worked two and three jobs at a time to avoid this exact same thing.

But why stop at food, clothing, shelter and medical benefits? Why not go on to get a free scooter from the Scooter Store?

[KYA]

Most prisons have damn nice gym facilities.

[Nykc]

Yes they do, ever see how ripped them convicts get.