[rs4]

This is possibly the most useful mathematical proof you will ever need in your life.

We all know women equal time and money.

 
			  Women = time x money	   we all know time = money
Therefore	 Women = money x money
			  Women = money²			 and money is the root of all evil
										 Money = √evil
So			Women = (√evil)²
			  Women = evil

Don't take it to seriously.

Try not to think about this next proof to hard

			  1x = 2x	  this is true for x =0 
Try to solve
And		   1x = 2x
			 ---- ----
			  x	x

			  1 = 2

[NeoTifa]

This has been posted like 12 times.

[Shinilolz]

NeoTifa, on 5 Nov, 2009 - 11:09 PM, said:

This has been posted like 12 times.

in the last week.

[Project 2501]

[rs4]

Ok ill go away and hide in shame.

[Gorian]

you can join Neo! She like to do that also...

[Locke]

First of all...where's the proof that Women = time * money?

Second. You can't divide by zero. Your answer is mathematically and philosophically flawed.

/thread

This post has been edited by Locke: 06 November 2009 - 12:03 AM

[Sethro117]

Im not seeing any division....

[Project 2501]

I think Locke is referring to the second proof where 1x = 2x and x is 0 because he divided both 1x and 2x by x to eliminate x. Could be wrong though, I suck at math.

This post has been edited by Project 2501: 06 November 2009 - 12:31 AM

[Anarion]

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I think Locke is referring to the second proof where 1x = 2x and x is 0 because he divided both 1x and 2x by x to eliminate x. Could be wrong though, I suck at math.

Yes it's definitely wrong. Divided by zero

[Locke]

Project 2501, on 6 Nov, 2009 - 01:30 AM, said:

I think Locke is referring to the second proof where 1x = 2x and x is 0 because he divided both 1x and 2x by x to eliminate x. Could be wrong though, I suck at math.

Yep, the original condition -- 1x = 2x (which is true for x = 0), only proves that 1 = 2, if you divide by zero.

This post has been edited by Locke: 06 November 2009 - 01:19 AM

[Bort]

Locke, on 6 Nov, 2009 - 12:16 AM, said:

Yep, the original condition -- 1x = 2x (which is true for x = 0), only proves that 1 = 2, if you divide by zero.

See? You got it to work. You divide something by a mathematical impossibility, and the result is another mathematical impossibility.

[Gloin]

Gorian, on 6 Nov, 2009 - 06:44 AM, said:

you can join Neo! She like to do that also...

It's not that she likes to do that but in most cases for her it's just the obious thing to do.

[OliveOyl3471]

rs4, on 5 Nov, 2009 - 10:47 PM, said:

We all know women equal time and money.

 
Women = time x money	   we all know time = money

I always thought that AND means +, not *.

[xclite]

You thought right. People are just idiots.