The Vending Machine

Put in something, and the next person give you something back, then th

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Re: The Vending Machine

Posted 14 January 2011 - 05:54 AM

You get a heavily scratched, blank CD

I put in a cat with a hat...

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Re: The Vending Machine

Posted 18 January 2011 - 11:30 PM

you get out 2 things

i put in over 50Gb of podcasts

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Re: The Vending Machine

Posted 18 January 2011 - 11:42 PM

You get 50Gb of porn

I put in my finger.

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Posted 19 January 2011 - 02:06 AM

Your finger gets bitten off by rabbid monkeys.

You get the monkeys resulting excrement.

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Posted 08 June 2011 - 10:37 AM

We get?
That sounded like an end.

I put in my half-baked array structure

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Posted 09 June 2011 - 08:35 AM

You get a stack overflow.


I put it my SSN

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Posted 16 July 2011 - 11:32 PM

You get Twitter downloaded onto a USB drive, completely filling it up, and it is un-deletable and un-uploadable.

I put in a severed ankle.

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Posted 17 July 2011 - 07:59 PM

You get a severed monkey's head.

I come back, and put in my attached ankle.

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Re: The Vending Machine

Posted 17 July 2011 - 08:49 PM

you get Rosie O'Donnell

i put my pecker in a toaster...no wait, i put int a winning lottery ticket

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Re: The Vending Machine

Posted 22 July 2011 - 04:54 PM

I get rich
Put back nothing cus the rich dont do handouts :)
Naw, I'm nice, You can have my WoW account 85's galore!

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Re: The Vending Machine

Posted 25 July 2011 - 09:22 PM

View PostShiggsy, on 22 July 2011 - 04:54 PM, said:

I get rich
Put back nothing cus the rich dont do handouts :)
Naw, I'm nice, You can have my WoW account 85's galore!


You get arrested because someone was using your account to find buyers for... Illegal stuff...

I put in redundancy.

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Posted 26 July 2011 - 06:34 AM

you get shit

I put in a $5 gift certificate to the cracker barrel

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Re: The Vending Machine

Posted 29 July 2011 - 08:06 PM

you get Rosie O'Donnell

i put in another winning lottery ticket sense the last time i did that i the vending machine took it.

View PostShiggsy, on 23 July 2011 - 12:54 AM, said:

I get rich
Put back nothing cus the rich dont do handouts :)
Naw, I'm nice, You can have my WoW account 85's galore!


how about "you" rather than "I"?

This post has been edited by ishkabible: 29 July 2011 - 08:07 PM

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Posted 29 July 2011 - 11:09 PM

You get a chewed up piece of paper.


I put in a algorithm I spent 3 hours working on in...

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Re: The Vending Machine

Posted 30 July 2011 - 04:57 AM

You get an error list containing 300 error codes that aren't on google in addition to the other 497 error codes which you can only find help files for in hebrew.

I put in an antacid tablet.
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