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The first 10 min of saving private Ryan, is loosely based on a game of doge ball that Chuck Noris played in the 2nd grade
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Do you know any Chuck Noris Jokes
Posted 24 January 2006 - 05:45 PM
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Re: Do you know any Chuck Noris Jokes
Posted 24 January 2006 - 05:55 PM
Bruce Lee pulled his chest hair out and blew it at him in Return of the Dragon. thats really the only fact that matters.
*le sigh*
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
*le sigh*
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
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Re: Do you know any Chuck Noris Jokes
Posted 24 January 2006 - 05:57 PM
Knock Knock
Who's there
It's an over-rated over-the-hill bitch
It's an overrated over the hill bitch, who?
OH WAIT I KNOW LOL CHUCK NORRIS
Who's there
It's an over-rated over-the-hill bitch
It's an overrated over the hill bitch, who?
OH WAIT I KNOW LOL CHUCK NORRIS
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Re: Do you know any Chuck Noris Jokes
Posted 24 January 2006 - 06:10 PM
Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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Re: Do you know any Chuck Noris Jokes
Posted 26 January 2006 - 12:10 PM
Careful cause Chuck Norris is watching
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IN RESPONSE TO THE "RANDOM FACTS" THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET
I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.
~ Chuck Norris
I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.
~ Chuck Norris
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Re: Do you know any Chuck Noris Jokes
Posted 26 January 2006 - 03:36 PM
Is that for serious? That man is a genius. He inadvertently told all of us, "Read my books, here are the titles of them"
I'm going to read them all now. Thanks, Chuck!
I'm going to read them all now. Thanks, Chuck!
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Re: Do you know any Chuck Noris Jokes
Posted 26 January 2006 - 03:44 PM
Yeah it was sent to his myspace friends and it is on his website
www.chucknorris.com under current events.
and I like western novels they remind me of my grandfather and the old Louis La'mour paperbacks he gave me
www.chucknorris.com under current events.
and I like western novels they remind me of my grandfather and the old Louis La'mour paperbacks he gave me
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Re: Do you know any Chuck Noris Jokes
Posted 25 May 2007 - 07:36 PM
so you registered here to bring up a 15 months old thread about chuck norris? really? REALLY?!
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Re: Do you know any Chuck Noris Jokes
Posted 26 May 2007 - 09:15 AM
Interesting.
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Re: Do you know any Chuck Noris Jokes
Posted 30 May 2007 - 07:21 PM
Oh Wait! One time, Chuck Norris wrote some books and... Wait... that actually happened.
Chuck Norris being god was funny for about two days of "facts", after which it was placed in the vault next to All Your Base and the "O RLY" owl never to be seen as funny again.
Chuck Norris being god was funny for about two days of "facts", after which it was placed in the vault next to All Your Base and the "O RLY" owl never to be seen as funny again.
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