Spaghetti code can be soo Good

I love this spaghetti program. Right out of the 70's

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#141 Raynes   User is offline

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Re: Spaghetti code can be soo Good

Posted 08 March 2010 - 04:09 PM

Good trolls aren't obvious.
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#142 ccubed   User is offline

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Re: Spaghetti code can be soo Good

Posted 08 March 2010 - 04:30 PM

View PostRaynes, on 08 March 2010 - 03:09 PM, said:

Good trolls aren't obvious.


Yeah..At this point Raynes, that's not even relevant :)
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#143 SpectateSwamp   User is offline

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Posted 08 March 2010 - 04:59 PM

View PostRaynes, on 08 March 2010 - 03:09 PM, said:

Good trolls aren't obvious.

What the hey! My reputation is getting worse. Something must be broke in the software. Wait! Maybe I'm in "Goodie 2 Shoes" forum?!

Now come on over to Channel9 Coffeehouse and push for FREE VB5. What a wonderful goodwill gesture that would be by MicroSoft otherwise there could be a little curse in the brew?!

New Edit:
Forget the Channel9 thingie Just got banned for 5 years. SpoilSports. Boo channel9

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#144 Dogstopper   User is offline

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Posted 08 March 2010 - 05:26 PM

Yah your rep is getting worse! DUH!

NOBODY LIKES SPAGHETTI CODE. ...or VB5...

On this site, if you promote negative things, you will absolutely receive negative feedback.

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#145 erik.price   User is offline

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Posted 08 March 2010 - 05:29 PM

The fact that he's a complete idiot doesn't really help his rep either.
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#146 I Am A Forum Troll   User is offline

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 04:36 AM

Hey SpectateSwamp...

Can you regale us with some tales of searching for Flatten'Em Stones in your neighborhood? And howabout some random screenshots of a tobacco leaf flyer?

We also need you to reshoot that video you did of the grouse dancing to Spanish Rose in Harlem. That video is BOSS!!! Can SSDS do Picture in Picture within the search window? You know, like one of those infinity mirror things. I would love to see that.


/end hit and run
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#147 SpectateSwamp   User is offline

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 05:32 PM

View PostI Am A Forum Troll, on 09 March 2010 - 03:36 AM, said:

Hey SpectateSwamp...

Can you regale us with some tales of searching for Flatten'Em Stones in your neighborhood? And howabout some random screenshots of a tobacco leaf flyer?

I have heard of a couple more Flatten'Em stones. One was on the river bank South West of Whitecourt. It must have got rolled into the river. Just down from that spot was stories of a couple 1/2 flatten'ems. So 6 or 7 are in the area.

I plan on organizing a renegade Dino Skin dig at my Super Secret dino skin site. I'll do lots of video. We'll cover the costs that way. The profits will be split evenly. But not the jail time. I'll do no digging.

2 other finds in the Whitecourt area are amazing. I've seen a picture of a stone fish head that would be from a fish at least 20 feet long. Not far from where that was found were a couple dolphins in the sandstone. So when we go we will get some incredible video. The arrests will be exciting as well. Any of you brave enough?

Check out this video very closely. Lots of activity besides the close one.
http://www.archive.o...ls/demo85-pict7
This thing was having fun flying about.
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#148 SpectateSwamp   User is offline

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 07:56 PM

View PostDogstopper, on 08 March 2010 - 04:26 PM, said:

Yah your rep is getting worse! DUH!

NOBODY LIKES SPAGHETTI CODE. ...or VB5...

On this site, if you promote negative things, you will absolutely receive negative feedback.

You have never seen spaghetti code like this. With the source and the video and the exe you should be completely spaghettified. Jamming it to no end.

http://www.telusplan...edan/source.txt
http://www.telusplan...edan/search.exe
http://video.google....48200316339053#

If you have VB5 you could be jamming Swamp search in minutes. It's that simple You will change your opinion on VB5 and Spaghetti.

If you are making changes I can even help you debug it. Only if you sign on to Channel9 and bug them about booting me. Who was whining the most was it LittleGuruSwamp?

Damn my reputation is getting worse and worse
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#149 no2pencil   User is offline

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 08:02 PM

View PostNeoTifa, on 20 January 2010 - 10:34 AM, said:

I went as far as reading 1 tutorial, and quit.


I'll one up you. I was hired as a Linux Administrator, & they had me doing VB code most of the day, you know fixing the last guys code. Everyday I got home & wanted to swallow a gun. It's like color-by-numbers & I can't stay in the lines! I'm a f/king Linux guy, why on earth do you have me coding VB? I quit before 6 months, for less money.
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Posted 09 March 2010 - 08:12 PM

View Postno2pencil, on 09 March 2010 - 07:02 PM, said:

View PostNeoTifa, on 20 January 2010 - 10:34 AM, said:

I went as far as reading 1 tutorial, and quit.


I'll one up you. I was hired as a Linux Administrator, & they had me doing VB code most of the day, you know fixing the last guys code. Everyday I got home & wanted to swallow a gun. It's like color-by-numbers & I can't stay in the lines! I'm a f/king Linux guy, why on earth do you have me coding VB? I quit before 6 months, for less money.

A crap project is crap in any language on any machine. Smart guys Or gals should be able to put a nice skin on this color-by-numbers app. When you have a running test version. Moving this Search to Linux shouldn't be all that difficult.

Linux needs this search ported over. Do it No2PencilSwamp If you got VB at work. Just stay late 1 evening. What is stopping you.
Maybe rush into work right NOW!

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 08:15 PM

View PostSpectateSwamp, on 09 March 2010 - 09:12 PM, said:

Moving this Search to Linux shouldn't be all that difficult.

What about all those nasty things you said about C?

Caught in your own web of lies! & spaghetti code...
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Posted 09 March 2010 - 08:18 PM

View PostSpectateSwamp, on 09 March 2010 - 09:12 PM, said:

Linux needs this search ported over. Do it NeoTifaSwamp If you got VB at work. Just stay late 1 evening. What is stopping you.


Have you seen your code?
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Posted 09 March 2010 - 08:24 PM

View Postno2pencil, on 09 March 2010 - 07:15 PM, said:

View PostSpectateSwamp, on 09 March 2010 - 09:12 PM, said:

Moving this Search to Linux shouldn't be all that difficult.

What about all those nasty things you said about C?

Caught in your own web of lies! & spaghetti code...

What I really hate is RPG and Assembler. As long as C had goto's I'd be happy. I bet I didn't use 5% of VB5's language. This should be an easy job for some enthusiast. Not for unenthusiasts
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Posted 09 March 2010 - 09:20 PM

View Posterik.price, on 09 March 2010 - 07:18 PM, said:

Have you seen your code?

I don't try to know the code. I just get in there and jam it. Activate a few form header displays that are there. If a swampie wants some simple easy tasks I have One that would be great to have. If there are no spaces (just text) in between match elements then change that segment to RED because the beginning and ending of a word has been entered as search parameters. It shouldn't be hard with SSDS when I tell you how. Good Code can change. See how easy it was to put in the delayed print functionality. What a program. Sometimes the code surprises the CodeDaddy. Spaghetti Code supreme. Whoo Hooo

Channel9 got mad at me but not mad enough to challenge SSDS
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#155 Dogstopper   User is offline

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 09:22 PM

Ima gonna laugh when it breaks...
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