[Splatocaster]

Well me and my long time girlfriend might be ending it, and obviously were both very upset.
Last night it was hard to fall asleep, and when I finally did my dream woke me up 15 minutes later.
My dream was this: As me and her were going out, all of a sudden she left me for a guy who was worse than me in every way - except he was better at C++ than me. Thought that was kind of funny, especially considering my girlfriend has no clue what C++ even is. Probably nobody has had similar dreams but any post any other dreams involving programming!

[no2pencil]

This is the worst Game/Puzzle/Trivia/Joke posted here. Ever.

[Sethro117]

I had a dream that Agent Sara Walker from Chuck molested me. I woke up and I had slobbered all over my pillow.

[Gloin]

Sethro117, on 24 Jan, 2010 - 03:54 AM, said:

I had a dream that Agent Sara Walker from Chuck molested me. I woke up and I had slobbered all over my pillow.

Fixed

[carltech]

lol

I had a dream that Gloin ate a pineapple instead of cookies...weird.
When I woke I was covered inn blue fur and was next to 3 naked Swedish peeps and a Cadbury egg.

[Gloin]

carltech, on 24 Jan, 2010 - 02:40 PM, said:

I had a dream that Gloin ate a pineapple instead of cookies...weird.

Don't even joke about a thing like that.. It's not funny.. bleh!!

[BenignDesign]

I don't dream in code. I dream of coders.

[-=m0n1k3r=-]

I once had a dream in which i was a cyborg and got a virus in my mechanical parts causing me to flip off old ladies. It was hilarious until one of them pulled a tommy gun on me... I woke up right before the bullets hit, so I guess annoying alarm clocks do serve some purpose

[BenignDesign]

I had a dream that I was running from dudes in a plow truck who were sent to kill me. My snowmobile hit a rock under the snow and sent me flying across the road. I was saved by Liam Neeson, who took me to my mom's house to rest. When I awoke, Bill Gates was in the kitchen explaining that he wanted to give both my kids free rides to Harvard University.

[Lemur]

[PlasticineGuy]

Oh my god Lemur, where did you get that one from?

This post has been edited by PlasticineGuy: 06 March 2010 - 01:06 AM

[Lemur]

http://www.xkcd.com

One of the best geek comics out there.

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Splatocaster, on 23 January 2010 - 12:46 PM, said:

Well me and my long time girlfriend might be ending it, and obviously were both very upset.
Last night it was hard to fall asleep, and when I finally did my dream woke me up 15 minutes later.
My dream was this: As me and her were going out, all of a sudden she left me for a guy who was worse than me in every way - except he was better at C++ than me. Thought that was kind of funny, especially considering my girlfriend has no clue what C++ even is. Probably nobody has had similar dreams but any post any other dreams involving programming!

[19:21:44] <&Amrykid> C (Music) + Steroids == C++

[macosxnerd101]

Sethro117, on 23 January 2010 - 11:54 PM, said:

I had a dream that Agent Sara Walker from Chuck molested me. I woke up and I had slobbered all over my pillow.

Molested is such a harsh word, especially when we both know it would have been consentual.

And anyways, we all know what you really meant:

Sethro117, on 23 January 2010 - 11:54 PM, said:

I had a dream that Agent Sara Walker from Chuck NeoTifa molested me. I woke up and I had slobbered all over my pillow.

[aniri]

I had a dream about the code I needed to write in order to solve a bug I had in my program. After I woke up, I tried what I dreamed and it worked. Weird...