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#16 Lemur   User is offline

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Re: Valentines Day

Posted 09 February 2010 - 04:08 PM

Actually most of the time they think you're secretly a serial killer who wants to kill them and go on a shooting rampage (ala 40 yr old virgin) (Note:I thought it was a joke until I heard some girls talking about it walking away from the Comp Sci lab...)
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Re: Valentines Day

Posted 09 February 2010 - 04:11 PM

View Postbflosabre91, on 09 February 2010 - 05:30 PM, said:

you will regret it if you wait too long


That's what she said.
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Re: Valentines Day

Posted 09 February 2010 - 04:31 PM

Im typically shy around in crowds. But I enjoy getting laid so girls don't really scare me.
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Re: Valentines Day

Posted 09 February 2010 - 04:48 PM

Woahh, give the guy a break.. if he says he's got it under control don't rush him :D
Although from my experience, it's always worked better to have been rushed to tell the truth. The last time I tried "waiting 'till the oportune moment" another guy asked her the day I was going to >_<. Current relationship a friend asked her for me, without my consent that is.. he was drunk :P but that broke the ice and forced me to rush into asking her that night, and a very long time later it's still working well :D

Anyhow, back on topic.. as I'm ballsy enough to talk about my Valentine's plans.. I'm planning on doing the traditional cheesy scenario, I'm cooking a candle-lit meal and sending flowers, all by surprise. Thoughts? :D
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Re: Valentines Day

Posted 09 February 2010 - 04:52 PM

View PostChaos Mange, on 09 February 2010 - 04:19 PM, said:

So what are you folks doing for Valentines Day?


Furious masturbation.

Sorry, sloth. Had to take it when I saw it.
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Re: Valentines Day

Posted 09 February 2010 - 04:53 PM

If he says he's got it under control, likely, he does not have it under control.
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Re: Valentines Day

Posted 09 February 2010 - 05:56 PM

View PostSethro117, on 09 February 2010 - 07:31 PM, said:

Im typically shy around in crowds. But I enjoy getting laid so girls NeoTifa don't really scare me.


Fixed. :^:

View PostBenignDesign, on 09 February 2010 - 07:52 PM, said:

Sorry, sloth. Had to take it when I saw it.


That's what she said.
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Re: Valentines Day

Posted 09 February 2010 - 06:11 PM

Pfft, I'm not going all the way to Ohio again. Unless of course no2 wants to join. :pimp:

I finally got to use the pimp smiley, woot.
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Re: Valentines Day

Posted 09 February 2010 - 06:43 PM

I'm also single, so I'll probably also be at FIRST building/programming a robot. And I'm sorry, but robots are girls. It is a stated fact that all robots are girls, even the ugly ones. Shame, shame, shame. :angry:
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Re: Valentines Day

Posted 09 February 2010 - 07:12 PM

Lars and the Real Girl - good movie to watch on the night in question.
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Re: Valentines Day

Posted 09 February 2010 - 07:29 PM

View PostBenignDesign, on 09 February 2010 - 03:52 PM, said:

View PostChaos Mange, on 09 February 2010 - 04:19 PM, said:

So what are you folks doing for Valentines Day?


Furious masturbation.

Sorry, sloth. Had to take it when I saw it.

no, don't be sorry. ENJOY your perfect execution. i came in here with the intention of doing it myself, but i found the chance for ridicule far too promising. i'm glad someone did it.
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Re: Valentines Day

Posted 09 February 2010 - 07:38 PM

With the 14th being a weekend, & not having a lot of money to wine & dine my woman, I'll probably spend the entire day satisfying her every sexual desire.

If I have any energy left I might slip her some NyQuil into a drink so I can play a game or two of Madden on the xbox while she sleeps & gets some much needed rest.

Oh, who am I kidding. I'll be washing dishes by noon.

View Postsupersloth, on 09 February 2010 - 08:29 PM, said:

i came in here with the intention of doing it myself

Ok... maybe I'm confused... but isn't that the idea?
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Re: Valentines Day

Posted 09 February 2010 - 07:39 PM

High five B9!
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Re: Valentines Day

Posted 09 February 2010 - 08:16 PM

View Postno2pencil, on 09 February 2010 - 08:38 PM, said:

With the 14th being a weekend, & not having a lot of money to wine & dine my woman, I'll probably spend the entire day satisfying her every sexual desire.

If I have any energy left I might slip her some NyQuil into a drink so I can play a game or two of Madden on the xbox while she sleeps & gets some much needed rest.

Oh, who am I kidding. I'll be washing dishes by noon.

View Postsupersloth, on 09 February 2010 - 08:29 PM, said:

i came in here with the intention of doing it myself

Ok... maybe I'm confused... but isn't that the idea?



HAHAHAHAHA wow, just... wow.... that whole post.... XD
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Re: Valentines Day

Posted 09 February 2010 - 08:49 PM

U2 - I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For. *sigh*

Google doesn't work. And no Olive, I wasn't searching for "Hot Monkey Love" I was searching for "SWF" but all I was getting were Flash web sites. :(
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