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a funny job post from an auto generated search result

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#1 calvinthedestroyer   User is offline

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job hunting

Posted 17 February 2010 - 04:22 PM

here is a google result for a job posting that I came across.

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Bomb squad jobs | Simply Hired
Find all 12 Bomb Squad jobs at Simply Hired, the largest search engine for jobs. New bomb squad jobs added daily.
www.simplyhired.com/a/jobs/list/q-bomb+squad - Cached - Similar


I started laughing when I read

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New bomb squad jobs added daily

That doesn't say much for that job.

Why not just advertise jobs for food tester, there always dieing off

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Re: job hunting

Posted 17 February 2010 - 04:49 PM

Wonder why there's so much turnover, eh?
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Posted 17 February 2010 - 06:07 PM

On the upside, if you screw up you can't get lectured.
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Re: job hunting

Posted 17 February 2010 - 07:01 PM

Somehow this job posting reminds me of Lethal Weapon 2 and the toilet scene where they have to lift someone off a trap bomb.
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Re: job hunting

Posted 17 February 2010 - 08:58 PM

mostly i'm just impressed you've seen a movie that didn't have a woman wearing dog ears getting tentacle raped. GOOD JOB!
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Re: job hunting

Posted 17 February 2010 - 09:48 PM

no, supersloth, we're not changing the topic to "tentacle girl rape"....

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Re: job hunting

Posted 17 February 2010 - 09:53 PM

good one.
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Re: job hunting

Posted 17 February 2010 - 09:55 PM

Maybe you aren't. But I am.
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Re: job hunting

Posted 17 February 2010 - 09:59 PM

it's we're
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Re: job hunting

Posted 17 February 2010 - 10:05 PM

Sorry.

Maybe we're aren't, but we're am.
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Re: job hunting

Posted 17 February 2010 - 10:05 PM

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Re: job hunting

Posted 17 February 2010 - 10:08 PM

View PostKYA, on 17 February 2010 - 08:59 PM, said:

it's we're

I hunt and peck better when using a Clicky keyboard.

Don't worrie, when you get car-pool-tunnel, I'll be a better typer than you :)
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Re: job hunting

Posted 17 February 2010 - 10:13 PM

I have five fingers on each hand, so I do qualify for the HOV lane. Sweet.
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Re: job hunting

Posted 17 February 2010 - 10:13 PM

View Postcalvinthedestroyer, on 17 February 2010 - 09:08 PM, said:

View PostKYA, on 17 February 2010 - 08:59 PM, said:

it's we're

I hunt and peck better when using a Clicky keyboard.

Don't worrie, when you get car-pool-tunnel, I'll be a better typer than you :)


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Re: job hunting

Posted 17 February 2010 - 10:16 PM

View PostKYA, on 17 February 2010 - 11:13 PM, said:

I have five fingers on each hand, so I do qualify for the HOV lane. Sweet.

Too bad by age 40 five of those fingers & one of those hands will be so sorely overworked it'll be riddled with RSI & diagnosed as useless
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