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"Dude, I'm fuckin hungry."
"WHAT?"
"The headphones, take them off"
"WHAT?"
"DUDE! THE CANS!"
"What the fuck are you mumbling dipshit?"
"Dipshit?! Whatever, nevermind. I'm fucking hungry, what is open?"
"Why the fuck are you asking me? You already know it's KFC. Damn you're stoned."
"Hell yeah, a bucket of chicken sounds great. What do you want?"
"You're gonna eat a whole bucket? By yourself? Dude just get one bucket"
"Alright cool."
...
"You got the money?"
"Holy sh.. here. Man you're expensive."
He returns with two glorious buckets of chicken.
"Two buckets. Are you serious? Where the hell is my change?!"
"You shouldn't have asked for a bucket then."
"I DIDN'T... give me my bucket"
"Hey... man I have a chicken patty in mine."
"Huh. Me too. Mofo's must have been high as hell."
"AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
"HAHAHAHAHAOHMANHAHAHAHA"
"HAHATHERESHAHAHAHAAAAPATTYHAHAHAINHAHAHAMYHABUCKETHAHAHA"
"Dude HAHA I Have TEARS DUDE AAAHHAHAHAHA"
"OHSHIAHAHAHAHAHA"
"Hey.. hey. Let's make some chicken sandwiches with these, that sounds effin great"
"Oh hell yeah."
...
"Dude"
"Yeah"
"Oh shit dude"
"What?"
"This is bad man."
"Man you're freaking me out what is it?"
"You're not gonna like this"
"WHATGODDAMMIT?!"
"We don't have any buns."
"..."
"I'm serious."
"You're serious."
"Yes, I know for a fact we don't. I made toast this morning/"
"God I hate you."
"Hey I have an idea. Give me your chicken patty."
"No, I'm still going to eat it you douche."
"I know! I'm not going to eat it, just give it to me."
"Fine"
...
"Dude check it out!"
"What the... did you just make a sandwich out of both chicken patties?!?"
"YA DAAAAAMMN RIGHT"
"Ok. Shaft. Dude this is brilliant. The world has to know about this manifestation of feastation."
"You're right."
"I know just who to contact. Soon Jimmy you will be known around the world as the chicken bread Messiah."
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Dear KFC,
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