world's first synthetic life form

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Re: world's first synthetic life form

Posted 21 May 2010 - 08:47 AM

Pills here! Pills! Pills! Francis, take this! OH NO! TAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!
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Re: world's first synthetic life form

Posted 21 May 2010 - 02:17 PM



I'm putting one of these on top of my house to protect from zombies.
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Re: world's first synthetic life form

Posted 21 May 2010 - 11:28 PM

You know what else:
  • churns out bio-fuels
  • soaks up carbon dioxide from the atmosphere
  • doesn't occupy 20 scientists for a decade
  • doesn't cost $40 million
  • involves not a single synthesized life form
  • aerates and conditions the soil and
  • absorbs and dismantles heavy metals and toxic compounds present within it
  • has loads of other uses
  • wont turn you into a zombie unless you really take it over-board in which case it is your own fault and you should really learn to control yourself better
  • just might actually cure or suppress herpes (I've been hearing about this one for years but I wouldn't know, personally)


Yah, you know.

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Posted 22 May 2010 - 12:31 AM

what do you mean it doesn't cost 40 million? Who's your dealer?
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Re: world's first synthetic life form

Posted 22 May 2010 - 06:49 AM

View PostMion, on 21 May 2010 - 04:26 AM, said:

oh well. Zombies or Corporate Monsters.... not sure which I prefer :S

I'm choosing Zombies, we're not allowed to shoot the Corporate Monsters at this time.
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Re: world's first synthetic life form

Posted 22 May 2010 - 04:56 PM

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we're not allowed to shoot the Corporate Monsters at this time.


What if they're literally, Corporate Monsters?
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Re: world's first synthetic life form

Posted 22 May 2010 - 06:15 PM

Just give me the Okay, that's all I'm askin'
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Re: world's first synthetic life form

Posted 23 May 2010 - 10:14 AM

Now that this is a reality, we need to write a shitty movie script and hire Michael Bay to produce it so we can make millions.
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Re: world's first synthetic life form

Posted 23 May 2010 - 05:29 PM

View PostChristoph, on 20 May 2010 - 04:55 PM, said:

I have been training for this for years.

Thank you Counter-Strike

Me too! :D

View PostWolfCoder, on 20 May 2010 - 05:14 PM, said:

Looks like I need to buy a shotgun.

I'm thinking the same...
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