Lady shoots self to get free medical care

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#16 xor-logic   User is offline

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Re: Lady shoots self to get free medical care

Posted 16 June 2010 - 01:28 AM

I guess this video didn't show it, but I was watching another video about this same story from a different news station... she's not going to be having any kids. She's a lesbian. With an even more mannish girlfriend. If folks are interested I could poke around and find that video again. Or you can Google it. Whatever.
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Re: Lady shoots self to get free medical care

Posted 16 June 2010 - 02:29 AM

more mannish then her. :o

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Re: Lady shoots self to get free medical care

Posted 16 June 2010 - 04:14 AM

View Postxor-logic, on 16 June 2010 - 02:28 AM, said:

I guess this video didn't show it, but I was watching another video about this same story from a different news station... she's not going to be having any kids. She's a lesbian. With an even more mannish girlfriend. If folks are interested I could poke around and find that video again. Or you can Google it. Whatever.

Umm, we'll take your word for it, the picture of her was enough to give me nightmares last night.

JackOfAllTrades said:

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4. Negotiate and set up a payment plan. Bet this dumbass has a cell phone, cable TV, and the like. Your health should be more important to you than those relatively frivolous things for which you pay for every month. She's got the money for butts I notice.


You forgot #5
5. Aim higher and a little more to center. Problem Solved.
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Re: Lady shoots self to get free medical care

Posted 17 June 2010 - 12:53 PM

View Postmodi123_1, on 15 June 2010 - 08:27 AM, said:

I saw this as I was drinking my morning Dew and laughed. I am unsure exactly what LoonyToons episode or drama series this came from but who would think this would work?


Kathy Myers Shot Herself to Get Medical Care


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Uninsured and too broke to pay for medical care to treat her painful shoulder injury, a Niles, Mich., woman shot herself in the same shoulder and went to the E.R. in hopes of obtaining free medical care.


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Kathy Myers' troubles started when her 80-lb Golden Lab yanked on his leash during a skirmish with her Chihuahuas. The big dog yanked Myer's shoulder as well, injuring her rotator cuff.


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Myers says she made a rational choice: she had hoped that the doctors who mended her flesh wound would also fix her rotator cuff.


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But her plan didn't work out quite the way she had hoped. Last Thursday doctors treated the bullet wound, but instead of fixing her injured shoulder, they gave her some antiinflammatory drugs and sent her home.


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It's not funny. It's not her fault she don't have insurance.
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Re: Lady shoots self to get free medical care

Posted 17 June 2010 - 12:56 PM

View PostEnvXOwner, on 17 June 2010 - 06:53 PM, said:

It's not funny. It's not her fault she don't have insurance.

And that's not why I laugh at her. I laugh at her because there is a right way and a wrong way to do things.
Shooting yourself to score medical care = WRONG WAY
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Re: Lady shoots self to get free medical care

Posted 17 June 2010 - 01:02 PM

Isn't that Holden?
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Re: Lady shoots self to get free medical care

Posted 17 June 2010 - 02:36 PM

Thats a man baby!
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Re: Lady shoots self to get free medical care

Posted 18 June 2010 - 12:49 PM

View Postxor-logic, on 17 June 2010 - 01:56 PM, said:

View PostEnvXOwner, on 17 June 2010 - 06:53 PM, said:

It's not funny. It's not her fault she don't have insurance.

And that's not why I laugh at her. I laugh at her because there is a right way and a wrong way to do things.
Shooting yourself to score medical care = WRONG WAY

Well it's a little insane to do that. I'm only saying don't laugh at her because I live in Michigan as well.
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Re: Lady shoots self to get free medical care

Posted 18 June 2010 - 12:51 PM

View PostEnvXOwner, on 18 June 2010 - 06:49 PM, said:

View Postxor-logic, on 17 June 2010 - 01:56 PM, said:

View PostEnvXOwner, on 17 June 2010 - 06:53 PM, said:

It's not funny. It's not her fault she don't have insurance.

And that's not why I laugh at her. I laugh at her because there is a right way and a wrong way to do things.
Shooting yourself to score medical care = WRONG WAY

Well it's a little insane to do that. I'm only saying don't laugh at her because I live in Michigan as well.

Did you shoot yourself too?
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Re: Lady shoots self to get free medical care

Posted 18 June 2010 - 01:14 PM

So don't laugh at her because yall live in the same state? I bet you're related to her, am I right?
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Re: Lady shoots self to get free medical care

Posted 25 June 2010 - 07:39 PM

View PostSethro117, on 18 June 2010 - 02:14 PM, said:

So don't laugh at her because yall live in the same state? I bet you're related to her, am I right?

No and I'm glad of it. lol.
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