[dorknexus]

obligatory xkcd:


Alt text: This is how I explain computer problems to my cat. My cat usually seems happier than me.

moving onto programming joke about humor (this one is in Java, I find that statically typed languages fair best for getting the point across):

Emotion em = emotionMap.get("Humor");
em.invoke();

ok, covered all my bases.

This post has been edited by Dark_Nexus: 27 June 2010 - 07:29 PM

[nooblet]

NeoTifa, on 27 June 2010 - 06:21 PM, said:

Lol well if you think about it, that's all programming is, fancy wizardry!

I actually got interested in tech because as a kid, someone made a comment that I still remember till this day... "Technology... it's modern day magic".

You guys are a lot younger than I original thought. For some reason I thought everyone was closer to my age.

[dorknexus]

If it makes you feel any better, the age I gave in this topic is a lie.

[BenignDesign]

I lied, too. About many things. In fact, my entire previous post was a lie.

I am so ashamed.

[no2pencil]

nooblet, on 27 June 2010 - 07:42 PM, said:

LOL I'm too lazy to click through to everyone's profile.

So because you are too lazy to look for yourself, we have to post it here, in the hopes that you can find the strength to read every post...

[nooblet]

It's more exciting to read replies =]

[alias120]

23 years old, on my fifth year in the military. I am majoring in CS at UMUC. I got a late start on going to college, so right now I am simply trying to finish as much of my degree as possible. Then I will have the GI Bill cover the rest of my tuition once my six years are up.

[KYA]

I'm 9 and 3/4, like the platform.

[PsychoCoder]

I'm 42, have no problems sharing my age (It's on my profile as well)

[Nikhil_07n]

19 and a half. Hoping for admission in a College. Jobless(normal here).

[Choscura]

I'm several million years old, and come from a previous- and unsuccessful- branch of the human evolutionary tree. I have six thumbs and gills.

[Christoph]

Ask the ticket sales guy in Sardis.

[NeoTifa]

I lied to. I'll be 20.5 tomorrow around noon actually.

[Sethro117]

I'm 21. If I told you where I am or what I do, I'd have to kill you.

[xclite]

22 - fun. I'm about to finish undergrad in the fall and then probably head out for a master's degree. I work for a contractor developing software for the Navy.