Medical proof: tlhIn'toq is not human

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#1 tlhIn`toq   User is offline

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Medical proof: tlhIn'toq is not human

Posted 12 August 2010 - 11:39 AM

So I’ve been having this severe pain in my lower back for a few weeks. It’s happened before but always gone away after a night or two’s sleep.

I finally break down and go to a chiropractor. He looks at my back and my history and says “x-rays”. I thought it was just a way to bump the bill for the insurance company. That is until I go back to hear about them. When the doctor says “Your spine is a train wreck”, it’s never good. His exact words.

• Doctor: Oh, and you’re a freak of nature
• Clint: Usually its only women that say that, around the 5th date.
• Doctor: <laugh> How many lumbar vertebrae in the human body?
• Clint: I think 5? <Trying to think back to high school anatomy class>
• Doctor: Very good. You have 6.
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• Clint: Did I fail to mention I wasn’t human? Sorry about that. Let’s hear it for that Klingon heritage.
• Doctor: <cricket chirps, blank look>
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It seems that 4 is a little out of align from 3, 5 from 4, and 6 from 5 for a total displacement at 6 from tail of 10mm and very little disc padding

Apparantly that’s what happens when you have multiple motorcycle accidents in your lifetime, huh.

At last I have proof. If I am not on-line for a long time change my address to [email protected]

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Re: Medical proof: tlhIn'toq is not human

Posted 12 August 2010 - 12:09 PM

I really know nothing about backs, bones, etc, so how exactly do they go about treating this? I imagine they can't just like... punch it back into alignment.

Don't you love the little oddities that each of us have? Personally, I like them, it gives us all a bit more uniqueness. I'm looking at you, webbed toes. Also, hurray for being born without wisdom teeth! :D
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Re: Medical proof: tlhIn'toq is not human

Posted 12 August 2010 - 12:15 PM

Lol, it's okay, my brother and I both have an extra bone in our ankles, which is probably why I hurt it so often :P Jk, I'm actually just clumsy (though I do have that extra bone).
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Posted 12 August 2010 - 12:15 PM

I'm turned on.
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Re: Medical proof: tlhIn'toq is not human

Posted 12 August 2010 - 12:16 PM

You are not a true Klingon! You are too fragile. More like a human woman. If you were anyone else, I would kill you where you stand for such lies!

jk Hope things work out for you. :)
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Posted 12 August 2010 - 12:19 PM

You could always sell the extra, I'm sure there's some guy who's missing one.
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Re: Medical proof: tlhIn'toq is not human

Posted 12 August 2010 - 12:21 PM

View PostNeoTifa, on 12 August 2010 - 07:15 PM, said:

Lol, it's okay, my brother and I both have an extra bone in our ankles, which is probably why I hurt it so often :P Jk, I'm actually just clumsy (though I do have that extra bone).

Cankles and bonkles.
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Edit: Who moved the a and d keys?
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Re: Medical proof: tlhIn'toq is not human

Posted 12 August 2010 - 12:25 PM

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I really know nothing about backs, bones, etc, so how exactly do they go about treating this? I imagine they can't just like... punch it back into alignment.
The doc is going to work up a program of treatment: An attack plan. I'll see what he comes up with on Monday.

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I do. So much better than a world of clones. That place was boring. Though... Hot blond 36DD-25-36 nymphomaniac clones... That's a vacation world.
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Re: Medical proof: tlhIn'toq is not human

Posted 12 August 2010 - 12:47 PM

So I guess X-Girls are real after all. :P
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Re: Medical proof: tlhIn'toq is not human

Posted 12 August 2010 - 12:49 PM

View PostNeoTifa, on 12 August 2010 - 01:15 PM, said:

my brother and I both have an extra bone in our ankles, which is probably why I hurt it so often

How can your ankles hurt when you are on your knees & your back so often?

ZING!
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Re: Medical proof: tlhIn'toq is not human

Posted 12 August 2010 - 12:51 PM

There's a whole section in the communist manifesto where Marx basically talks smack about anarchists and I'm more of marxist than an anarchist so I must hate you now PennyBoki. Why you make me do that? Why?!
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Re: Medical proof: tlhIn'toq is not human

Posted 12 August 2010 - 12:55 PM

View Postno2pencil, on 12 August 2010 - 07:49 PM, said:

View PostNeoTifa, on 12 August 2010 - 01:15 PM, said:

my brother and I both have an extra bone in our ankles, which is probably why I hurt it so often

How can your ankles hurt when you are on your knees & your back so often?

ZING!

So she prays and sleeps a lot.
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Re: Medical proof: tlhIn'toq is not human

Posted 12 August 2010 - 01:04 PM

You're a faggot J
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Re: Medical proof: tlhIn'toq is not human

Posted 12 August 2010 - 01:15 PM

faggot hater.
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Re: Medical proof: tlhIn'toq is not human

Posted 12 August 2010 - 01:16 PM

For you: Authentic Klingon Opera

Perhaps they'll want you as a technical consultant. :P
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